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make me feel better by telling me about cringing at yourself

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CrinolinMcCringe · 27/07/2024 18:51

I had an appointment with a man I fancied a bit in a professional context.
He asked me how I was and I didn't just overshare, it was like projectile vomiting sharing. The worst bit is that after I left I realised I was subconcious trying to impress him but really it was like I'd vomited on him with my life. I keep thinking about it and I want to die. I don't know him at all and the 'how are you' question was that very English thing of not a real question which makes it worse.

Please tell me something you've done that made you cringe to make me feel better.

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Cas112 · 27/07/2024 19:23

When me and my boyfriend was early days we was talking in bed about food we liked. He asked me if I liked hot food and I replied yes but I do like cold food like sandwiches and stuff... he meant hot as in spicy😂😭

I die inside a little bit everytime I think of my reply hahaha

AnnieMcFanny · 27/07/2024 18:57

I was waiting to be put through to DD’s headmaster but the school switchboard must have mixed up the calls and the first I heard was -

Headmaster - is that you Mary Elizabeth? (the HM of another school)

Me, in a really sultry voice - no but I can be if you want me to.

I thought I was being so funny but 20 years later I still die a hundred deaths when I think about it.