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To be a bit freaked out about this mystery poo?

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mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:29

We got home after being out all day and I went upstairs and found a poo in the toilet. When I was back downstairs I asked dp if he could check next time to make sure his poo had been flushed away. Dp said it wasn’t his and that when he had been for a wee earlier (he came in to get spare clothes for ds and we stayed in the car) there had been nothing in the toilet.
So where has this mystery poo come from? We were out for 4/5 hours after he had gone back in earlier in the day.

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YesThatsATurdOnTheRug · 26/07/2024 23:35

Trapped and floated back up.

mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:35

DuncanMeBiscuit · 26/07/2024 23:34

It was probably trapped in the U bend and just got dislodged as it disintegrated a bit.

I hope so!! But it looked new if that even makes sense 🙈😂

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DuncanMeBiscuit · 26/07/2024 23:35

mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:34

Nothing seems to be missing 🤔

Count the squares on the toilet roll.

mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:34

Borborygmus · 26/07/2024 23:33

Burglar?

Nothing seems to be missing 🤔

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DuncanMeBiscuit · 26/07/2024 23:34

It was probably trapped in the U bend and just got dislodged as it disintegrated a bit.

mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:34

ParrotPirouette · 26/07/2024 23:31

There was a similar thread a while ago, long story short it turned out someone was living in the attic.

Great 😬 Dp has also said that he’s never felt comfortable in this house and when we moved in I thought I could hear noises upstairs all the time 🫣

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Borborygmus · 26/07/2024 23:33

Burglar?

ParrotPirouette · 26/07/2024 23:31

There was a similar thread a while ago, long story short it turned out someone was living in the attic.

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