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To be a bit freaked out about this mystery poo?

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mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:29

We got home after being out all day and I went upstairs and found a poo in the toilet. When I was back downstairs I asked dp if he could check next time to make sure his poo had been flushed away. Dp said it wasn’t his and that when he had been for a wee earlier (he came in to get spare clothes for ds and we stayed in the car) there had been nothing in the toilet.
So where has this mystery poo come from? We were out for 4/5 hours after he had gone back in earlier in the day.

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Bunnyasmyname · 27/07/2024 00:21

ParrotPirouette · 26/07/2024 23:31

There was a similar thread a while ago, long story short it turned out someone was living in the attic.

What??!!
How could I have missed that one?!

FloatyBoaty · 27/07/2024 00:21

I don’t want to freak you out but something similar happened to a friend of mine. If I tell the story I can absolutely guarantee the fucking daily mail will nick it (and its also outing) -anyway I’d change your locks. And fuck off daily mail.

Firefly1987 · 27/07/2024 00:16

Surely it's your dp he just doesn't want to admit it?

notprincehamlet · 27/07/2024 00:16

Are you sure it's not Nigel Farage? He seems to be unflushable.
Or maybe it's just that the water quality in the UK is so poor, there're more turds in the toilet bowl after you flush.

QueenCamilla · 27/07/2024 00:11

The only sure way to know that the builder was in on the agreed day

MoleAndBadger · 27/07/2024 00:09

mysterypoo · 27/07/2024 00:00

What’s that?

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Winnie the Pooh

Gettingbysomehow · 27/07/2024 00:00

The cat has learnt to use the toilet. It has happened before.

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mysterypoo · 27/07/2024 00:00

Owl55 · 26/07/2024 23:55

Could it be Winnie?

What’s that?

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teksab · 26/07/2024 23:59

definitely could have been hiding/not flushed properly. Specially if it was a floatier one than usual.

Theunamedcat · 26/07/2024 23:56

Message your landlord asking if they have been in don't mention the poo just say a neighbour saw someone and your just checking if they say no ask if you can put up CCTV

Owl55 · 26/07/2024 23:55

Could it be Winnie?

Mummapenguin20 · 26/07/2024 23:55

This is strange. Was any windows open x

RexKwando · 26/07/2024 23:55

mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:52

The only people that we know of who have a key is the agency/lanndlord

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Well there you go then. Maybe a mystery visit and a gift left.

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mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:54

Shan5474 · 26/07/2024 23:52

Has it been windy where you are? Sometimes when it’s very windy here I find paper or solids can come back up into my toilet bowl

Nope 😕

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mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:53

Adviceneeeeded · 26/07/2024 23:48

If you can't get up, no one could get down and up again then. Looks like dislodged dookie

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We could get up if we had a ladder so I guess they could if they had one in there with them 😣

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mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:52

RexKwando · 26/07/2024 23:47

Neighbour got a key? Dirty protest.

The only people that we know of who have a key is the agency/lanndlord

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Shan5474 · 26/07/2024 23:52

Has it been windy where you are? Sometimes when it’s very windy here I find paper or solids can come back up into my toilet bowl

DuncanMeBiscuit · 26/07/2024 23:51

RexKwando · 26/07/2024 23:50

Would have been brown water from poo "bleed" if it had been a log in the u bend.

Not necessarily, especially if it was lodged just past it.

We had this problem many years ago before we got a new toilet and pipes.

RexKwando · 26/07/2024 23:50

Would have been brown water from poo "bleed" if it had been a log in the u bend.

Adviceneeeeded · 26/07/2024 23:48

mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:46

We can’t even get up there 😬

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If you can't get up, no one could get down and up again then. Looks like dislodged dookie

RexKwando · 26/07/2024 23:47

Neighbour got a key? Dirty protest.

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mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:46

Adviceneeeeded · 26/07/2024 23:37

Check the loft 😅

We can’t even get up there 😬

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DuncanMeBiscuit · 26/07/2024 23:40

mysterypoo · 26/07/2024 23:35

I hope so!! But it looked new if that even makes sense 🙈😂

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Nah, trust me it happens.

Nowt spooky to see here.

Adviceneeeeded · 26/07/2024 23:37

Check the loft 😅

Stichintime · 26/07/2024 23:36

It's been lurking and has reappeared

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