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Seen wonderful karma at work today

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Redgreenfroggy · 24/07/2024 20:56

In London at the moment. Went to the Tower of London today, sat outside and as usual loads of pigeons.

2 lots of parents sat there laughing and filming their little darlings chase and kick out at the pigeons. One of the boys made contact with one. Just as I was about to open my month to have a go at the parents another pigeon flew over the dad’s head and did the most perfectly aimed shit that landed right on his bald head.

dad then stands up shouting dirty bastards and then realised quite a few people were laughing including myself and my lot. I was creased up. He and his family very quickly leave. The most funny thing was it was down to his own that the pigeons were flying all over in panic

Beautful Karma. Can anyone beat this with their own experience of Karma at work

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greengreyblue · 25/07/2024 18:42

Still see parents feeding ducks with white sliced bread.🤦🏼‍♀️

Londonrach1 · 25/07/2024 18:37

Since becoming mum to chickens I appreciate birds..thank you...the pigeons knew...I hope they telling this tale to their friends and family

echidna1 · 25/07/2024 18:36

I was going to a training day at a hotel, was about to pull into a narrow entrance leading to the hotel carpark but overshot so needed to reverse back a bit.

White van man was speeding and was right up my rear, beeping his horn.

As I got out of my car (I wanted to ask him if he would please reverse back a little so I could pull in) a small lorry pulled up behind him then joy oh joy a police car pulled up behind the lorry - which he couldn't see.

He wound his window down and was shouting all sorts of obscenities, & his passenger mate joined in - just as the police approached. When he drew breath, I said in a loud voice 'I was only going to ask if you would reverse back a bit so I can pull into the car park. You are both very rude!'

The police were then either side of their windows and said, 'We suggest you do as the lady has asked, then we will be having a word with you both.......'

Karma!!

lovenotwar149 · 25/07/2024 18:33

Karma at work for sure!! Nice story!

TeaOrCoffeeOrHotChocolate · 25/07/2024 18:32

HMTheQueenMuffin · 25/07/2024 16:43

I remember that thread! Did the OP ever start another thread with the outcome?

Halfheadhighlights · 25/07/2024 18:32

I went on a country walk with the in laws. My MIL is very critical of me and is not afriaid tell me my faults, but always out of earshot of my husband.

She was telling me my footwear (trainers) was no good and I should purchase an expensive pair of walking shoes like the rest of the family. About 2 minutes her trusty shoes failed her as she slipped over and slid about 10 metres down a hill. Covered in mud. I had a chuckle. My trainers didn’t let me down

FastFood · 25/07/2024 18:29

Well done Karma, I absolutely hate when kids try to kick pigeons and can't understand why parents find that funny.

Not karma, but the other day I was in the park, walking my small dog on the lead, and there was a bunch of boys, aged something like 11-13 (let's say old enough to be in the park without their parents) who stood in the middle of the path.

One of them decided to scare and to bark at my dog, who naturally barked back and growled (not the bare teeth kind of growl, just the low growl of a scared dog), I pretended to unleash my dog and asked the boy if he wanted to have a word with him.

The boy ran away like I was suddenly walking a grizzly bear. His mates laughed at him and I asked them to never do that again, that it was very dangerous to deliberately scare a dog, even a small one can hurt them. I was livid but somehow managed to stay relatively calm.

After that I felt I definitely entered middle-age territory (I had never never told off kids before)

TheHuntSyndicate · 25/07/2024 18:28

I live on a cliff and there are cattle, sheep and ponies roaming freely.

When the ponies have foals, the idiot tourists try to pet them and have their photos taken with them which results in some ponies feeling scared and they will run over the cliff edge resulting in a horrible death.

Even with signs, people don't care.

quantumbutterfly · 25/07/2024 18:27

Yourdemonsyourproblem · 25/07/2024 18:14

Absolutely LOL
just because you believe an animal which has a right to be on earth is "vermin" doesn't mean your children or dog get to bully them.
I don't particularly like pigeons but scaring them for no reason is nasty

Vermin is just a definition I believe that if you take a grey squirrel to a rescue centre for treatment they're not allowed to be released as they're not native.

StaunchMomma · 25/07/2024 18:23

Sometimes it's not even tiny kids. I saw an at least 8 year old running at some ducks and swinging his leg as hard as he could to try and kick one like a football.

Parents weren't watching but luckily heard me say 'If that little bastard kicks a duck!..' and ran to grab him.

Vile little shit.

outdamnedspots · 25/07/2024 18:21

Crackwillow · 25/07/2024 12:42

Yuk, pigeons are vermin. They are not so scared of small children chasing them, they flap about a bit and then land in the exact spot. Their fouling is disgusting on buildings/rail stations—disease spreaders.

Doesn't mean you can abuse them.

outdamnedspots · 25/07/2024 18:18

Itsallabouttea · 25/07/2024 12:23

My friend is a warden at a local nature reserve and is on the verge of leaving due to the behaviour of the public. Bringing dogs on site and letting them run amok in areas with ground nesting birds, kids terrorising the wildlife and just general entitled and abusive twattery. I gave a bollocking to some kid at a national trust place the other day who was relentlessly chasing an absolutely terrified goose. Mum wasn't happy but tough shit!

Wtf is wrong with people?!

Yourdemonsyourproblem · 25/07/2024 18:16

AliceMcK · 25/07/2024 12:30

One of my aunts, a horrible nasty woman. She’s not much older than me and my siblings, she was visiting us for the summer holidays, it was back in the day when kids disappeared for the day and only came home in time for tea. We were cutting through a farmers field to head home when my aunt decided to torment some cows, even kicking them. She decided to try and climb on one that was sat down. The cow got up so fast and threw her off, she landed in a massive pile of cow shit 😂

lol 🤣

Yourdemonsyourproblem · 25/07/2024 18:14

Absolutely LOL
just because you believe an animal which has a right to be on earth is "vermin" doesn't mean your children or dog get to bully them.
I don't particularly like pigeons but scaring them for no reason is nasty

outdamnedspots · 25/07/2024 18:12

Shoyden · 25/07/2024 11:33

I was once in a hot tub with a bunch of people including the most insufferable obnoxious yank. We weren't supposed to have glass near the pool for obvious reasons but he had one and after wittering absolute gobshitery including his stupid opinion on women he got out knocked his glass over and promptly fell onto the shards. Never seen karma across so quickly or so satisfyingly.

😃

outdamnedspots · 25/07/2024 18:11

LindorDoubleChoc · 25/07/2024 11:07

Wait ... there are pelicans in St James's Park?? Well, I'm going to have to go and visit them now, I love this!

Yeah. We saw one eat a squirrel once...

CrapIngsoc · 25/07/2024 18:10

Well deserved 🤣

I had my kids out a few days ago at a local loch. There was loads of geese on the grass, gathered together. My kids were talking about them and showing loads of interest. My 5yo DS asks if he can chase them, I tell him no to just leave them alone etc. In comes 2 boys of around 10, who immediately start shouting and screaming while running straight into the group of geese, making them scatter and fly away. Their mums were standing talking and laughing at them doing it. Their faces could barely move and their lips stuck out inches from their faces.

My kids started asking why did those children do that, why were they not being nice to the birds etc. I told them (loudly enough for the mums to hear) that such behaviour is learned from their parents and some obviously don’t care to tell their children to be kind to animals.

I honestly hate when parents don’t teach their children to respect any animals.

Jom222 · 25/07/2024 18:10

Bobbotgegrinch · 25/07/2024 13:21

I have a family of crows that I've befriended in work. Every lunch time they get one of my crisps (Not each, they get one between them and Boss Crow decides who owns it).

I've been wondering just how much they recognise me, or whether they're this friendly with everyone who sits near them with food.

Anyway, two days ago I'm sat on my usual bench eating my lunch. They've already had their daily crisp so they've dispersed a bit, when a family with a small child comes near, and the kid starts running towards the crows, roaring.

Next thing I know I've got 5 crows all huddled around my feet and under my bench. I was well chuffed to realise that they see me as one of their own.

some people carry a baggie of unsalted unshelled peanuts to pass out to lunchtime crow friends...we don't have crows in my area so I'm jealous of you enjoying workday lunches with them AND am so proud of you for being the human they ran to for protection!

Pretty sure this means you're a disney princess, here's your crown 👑 wear it with pride

ColonelRhubarbBikini · 25/07/2024 18:02

RedToothBrush · 25/07/2024 14:23

They carry disease. Thats why they are maligned.

So do we 🤷🏼‍♀️

HectorPlasm · 25/07/2024 17:42

The only karma I have seen was on the dual carriageway road into Peterborough. Some gimp in a soft top BMW very aggressively tailgated me all the way in. I pulled over to the left so he shot off, clipped a lorry and ended up upside down on the middle of the roundabout. I gave him a huge shit eating grin as he chambered out and I drove past.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 25/07/2024 17:34

Dartwarbler · 25/07/2024 13:37

Bird egg hunting is, imho, slightly different to abusing animals and Tom renting them

egg hunting is done by bat shit crazed collectors who know a lot about birds, too much sometimes, and would never run around chasing them as they know it’ll give their game away. They are criminals. Impacting bird populations. But not in same kettle of fish that allow their kids to stress out birds by chasing them. They’re probably last ones to harm a live and hatched bird as that’s their future source of eggs.

closer to those care less parents are the many cases of gamekeepers who lay poison and traps to kill birds of prey. Criminals agian. But still happening in huge numbers. Their mindset is probably more like the parents who don’t give a shit for birds being stressed or harmed.

minor point,

If only. They take the entire clutch and are perfectly happy if there aren't any more eggs, because it's more important to them to have the last egg than it is for the species to survive.

HectorPlasm · 25/07/2024 17:30

Bobbotgegrinch · 25/07/2024 13:21

I have a family of crows that I've befriended in work. Every lunch time they get one of my crisps (Not each, they get one between them and Boss Crow decides who owns it).

I've been wondering just how much they recognise me, or whether they're this friendly with everyone who sits near them with food.

Anyway, two days ago I'm sat on my usual bench eating my lunch. They've already had their daily crisp so they've dispersed a bit, when a family with a small child comes near, and the kid starts running towards the crows, roaring.

Next thing I know I've got 5 crows all huddled around my feet and under my bench. I was well chuffed to realise that they see me as one of their own.

Love this. The crow whisperer!

S1lverCandle · 25/07/2024 17:20

Bobbotgegrinch · 25/07/2024 13:35

I can't claim to be entirely altruistic. The university I work at has a bit of a seagull problem, to the extent that we've got signs up warning about them nicking food out of your hand. I thought having my own personal army of crows might act as a deterrent! Thus far it has not.

We did have a bit of a ropey moment a few weeks in where I gave them a salt and vinegar Disco. I think they thought I'd poisoned them, and they were very wary of me for the next week!

😁

HowIrresponsible · 25/07/2024 17:13

It isn't just children. My office is opposite a very famous landmark in London and I get to see adults tormenting pigeons all the time.

In once case a complete arsehole with a buggy ramming it at pigeons for no reason. I said to him leave them alone, they're not bothering you.

I say it to anyone who does it.

The shit is awesome 👌

republicofjam · 25/07/2024 17:11

EvangelicalAboutButteredToast · 25/07/2024 15:58

Im waiting for my bingo sheet to be entirely full before I shout house. I think the only thing Im missing now is for myself or my kids to be called ‘disgusting’.

@EvangelicalAboutButteredToast
Your lack of self awareness is eye watering. Do yourself a favour, step away from the keyboard and for the sake of your children spend some time reflecting on how you are parenting rather than fighting an argument you must, at some level, realise you lost as soon you made your initial post.

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