DH is eating cereal and I want to kill him

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annonymousse · 20/07/2024 10:51

Obviously this is lighthearted but jeez the crunching and slurping is unreal.

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MrsBrightsidde · 20/07/2024 11:00

NeverDropYourMooncup · 20/07/2024 10:53

How do you eat cereal, then - place a cornflake upon your tongue and wait for saliva to dissolve it?

Without slurping and chewing so loudly. It’s very possible you know!

WaitingForMojo · 20/07/2024 11:00

Misophonia?

CoffeeBeansGalore · 20/07/2024 10:59

You have my sympathy.

Just leave the room until he's finished. If he notices & asks why, tell him matter of factly that the slurping and crunching noises he makes put you off/make you feel nauseous and you don't want to listen to it.

GinnyW · 20/07/2024 10:55

Why do they need to put so much milk on it? That is the issue with the slurping here. Don’t mind the crunching.

WickedSerious · 20/07/2024 10:54

I feel your pain,I could write a book about this.

Basicallyrebuilt · 20/07/2024 10:53

This could be an extra verse in Taylor swifts fortnight

Sunnydays10 · 20/07/2024 10:53

It’s always the bloody slurping!! WHYYYY

NeverDropYourMooncup · 20/07/2024 10:53

How do you eat cereal, then - place a cornflake upon your tongue and wait for saliva to dissolve it?

SeaToSki · 20/07/2024 10:52

Do you have a patio that needs relaying?

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