Wearing a skimpy bikini around teenage son

Do you squat above toilet seats?
If so, when you do a shit, you'll get splashback from the thwack of the shit hitting the pan as it's had a better distance. which is surely more unhygienic than sitting on a toilet seat that's had some arse cheeks on it.

If you won't even sit on a chair that's been sat on by someone wearing a small bikini, I'm guessing you won't sit on a bog seat then.

If you do sit on the bog seat, your analogy is completely shit. (Pardon the pun..)

I've already addressed this earlier in the thread. My response is the same as it was then.

No I wouldn't but I don't think they look good on anyone and they always make me cringe.

I love this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

'As I said, I have sons. Two in their mid/late 20s, heterosexual, many relationships with women, so clearly attracted to women. Either of them going on to MN and chosing a thread about a middle aged mum wearing a thong bikini to regale a bunch of other random women about their love of thongs, is about as likely as me going on to a forum of guys in their 20s to advise them to wear tighter shorts in the gym.
It's not having a penis that makes a person creepy.'

@5128gap

So, if it's not having a penis and being a bloke is creepy.. then surely you think all of us are being creeps on here? As the majority of us posting don't have a penis.

So, out of interest, do you not use / share toilets? They are made for 'bare arses..'

Hilarious 😂

As I said, I have sons. Two in their mid/late 20s, heterosexual, many relationships with women, so clearly attracted to women. Either of them going on to MN and chosing a thread about a middle aged mum wearing a thong bikini to regale a bunch of other random women about their love of thongs, is about as likely as me going on to a forum of guys in their 20s to advise them to wear tighter shorts in the gym.
Its not having a penis that makes a person creepy.

No, just no.

nobody wants to see antibody else’s arse cheeks, least of all your teenaged son.

i certainly don’t want to have to sit on the same chair as your bare arse. Grim

Depends how your son feels. If he's be embarrassed then no but if he wouldn't care then I wouldn't care.

@5128gap

I mean I don't think the guy on here is spending all of his day on this thread.

I think if anyone spent their whole day on here I'd think it's a little sad.

But a guy commenting on a public forum about a topic that interests them, or a topic that they have an opinion on isn't creepy, no. Just because he has a penis it doesn't make them a creep.

My mum used to sunbathe topless on family holidays around me, my brother, another family that included a husband and male child in the 80's and early 90's. We're all a bunch of prudes these days!
Having said that, thong bikinis are totally gross!😄
I'd happily where a skimpy bikini (although not thong) around my teenage sons, why would it be ok for them to see every other person on the beach in a bikini while there mum is sat covered up in a poncho or whatever, hidden away? To me that would be weirder.

There are lots of bikinis that cover half the bum rather than an actual thong.

I think most of us with sons would be happy if they found women attractive if they are heterosexual but otherwise got on with their lives. What I'm pleased my sons 'exempt' themselves from is spending their time on MN arguing with women about thongs. Because, be honest, if you're a woman, would you be happy to think that's what your son was doing with his day?

@HungryLittleCrocodile

Well you obviously have missed the entire point of my reply.

And you didn't answer my question. Why can women & lesbians comment on a thread about women wearing a thong, but men can't?

And newsflash, I KNOW MEN HAVE A PENIS AND WOMEN HAVE VULVAS.

If you have sons, then you're another one who hates men and thinks men aren't allowed to comment on anything or find anything attractive about a women, but of course, your sons would be exempt from that entirely.

I'm not even going to dignify the comment about lesbians. It's a silly straw man anyway given I couldn't care less whether Bernard from Blackpool likes thongs or not. Its not the preference that makes it creepy. I have two adult sons who absolutely find women attractive and that's not creepy either. However, what my sons don't do is sit on MN banging on to a group of women about how much they love thongs and throwing clichéd insults at women who think otherwise. If they did, then that would be creepy.

@HungryLittleCrocodile
Why can't men express opinions?
You sound VERY bitter.

I’m staying at an hotel in Greece with a predominantly Northern European clientele. I’m with my husband and I think we are the only British guests. They certainly aren’t in the majority but there are plenty of thong wearing mothers with teenage sons sunbathing and walking around outside. I dare say there are some grandmothers too.

Yeah - not really.

HTH.

@HungryLittleCrocodile

You have entirely missed the point of my reply.

HTH.

LESBIANS are not MEN.

HTH!

@FeelingSoOverwhelmed

👏🏼 👏🏼 hear hear!

Fair enough. Just that you didn't sound well travelled, you sound uptight! Wear what you want and have your own rules about what you'll wear around your kids but it sounded a lot like you, and others on this thread, are trying to say that everyone needs to have the same standards because your way is the right way. And it isn't, necessarily.

Do you mean an actual thong though like a piece of string up your bum crack ? Or do you mean the ones that are like a little triangle the cover a bit of your bum but they aren't a full brief ? If you mean the triangle ones then yeah (I live in a hot country near the beach) I see loads of people in them. If you mean an actual thong then no I don't see many people in them i don't think they are that fashionable now tbh 🤔 it's up to you really 🤷🏻‍♀️

What do you mean am I OK? Of course I'm OK - just giving my opinions.

I too am well travelled and been on many world beaches where people are wearing all sorts of swimwear, or none at all - doesn't bother me how much flesh anyone shows, not my business. And I do know how the Brazilian got its name!

But I wouldn't have exposed my arse to my teenage sons by wearing a thong. Simple as that.

'Funny how we come across to others. Some might say a bloke drawn to a thread about thong bikinis getting all hot under the collar about how women should wear them sounds very 'invested'. Almost creepy, even.🤔'
@5128gap

Would you say the same for any lesbians expressing their views on this thread?

A man finds (some) women attractive in a thong. Heaven forfend! What a creep!

Another one who I hope doesn't have sons. And if you do, they're not exempt from finding women attractive and voicing that.

Well me getting filler wasn't essential. I could've carried on with thinner lips, but I decided to get 1ml of filler to change that.

But you said people with fillers look like blow up dolls. So regardless of 'essential plastic surgery' the result is the same to you.

What a sad world we live in.
Not everything is for the male gaze. I don't wear a thong for men, I feel more confident in a thong.
I don't get fillers for men. I do that for myself.

It's incredibly sad that everything women do is perceived to be for the male gaze. We have a long way to go.