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I've noticed there was a lot of Americans on Mumsnet lately, so I'm posting this to spook them!

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mummaof0 · 04/07/2024 22:31

Pshhht! Psshht!

I'm armed with an Ameriscram now!

I've noticed there was a lot of Americans on Mumsnet lately, so I'm posting this to spook them!
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Ladyzfactor · 04/07/2024 23:27

American here. We have roundabouts. There being put up in a lot of places, there are at least three that I hit on my way to work. I know it's light hearted jab but it's not accurate really anymore.

Overtheatlantic · 04/07/2024 23:27

TuckingFerrible · 04/07/2024 23:26

Oh pleeeeez remove that stick from your overtight anus dearie

No thanks. It’s fine right up in there. Dearie.

pikkumyy77 · 04/07/2024 23:26

I’m from Massachusetts. We have rotarys here that would freeze your blood. And since we took down all our street signs in 1776 to confuse you all its almost impossible to even figure out where you are going.

TuckingFerrible · 04/07/2024 23:26

Overtheatlantic · 04/07/2024 23:22

Light hearted xenophobia. Ok.

Oh pleeeeez remove that stick from your overtight anus dearie

ABCDEFuckYou · 04/07/2024 23:25

mummaof0 · 04/07/2024 22:31

Pshhht! Psshht!

I'm armed with an Ameriscram now!

I’d be going around that for hours trying to find an exit 😂. This is lighthearted before the ‘why are you driving” brigade arrive.

Bobsanidiot · 04/07/2024 23:24

Spaghetti Junction. Prettier than California!

saltinesandcoffeecups · 04/07/2024 23:23

Are you doing 70mph around that? ‘Cause we are 🙂

I've noticed there was a lot of Americans on Mumsnet lately, so I'm posting this to spook them!
KnickerlessParsons · 04/07/2024 23:23

Swindon

I've noticed there was a lot of Americans on Mumsnet lately, so I'm posting this to spook them!
Overtheatlantic · 04/07/2024 23:22

Light hearted xenophobia. Ok.

whynotwhatknot · 04/07/2024 23:22

mental i cant standd tthhese type of rounabouts

PickledMuffin · 04/07/2024 23:21

@Mummylovesmonkeys that one has trees etc in the middle doesn't it? 🧐

RoseDog · 04/07/2024 23:20

They are not roundabouts they are "circles"...where am I from?

Shitandrun · 04/07/2024 23:17

Is that real? I thought it was an AI generated pic.

JennyfromtheBlok · 04/07/2024 23:14

Totally confused

TuckingFerrible · 04/07/2024 23:11

Stairfoot roundabout is a total bastard
👋👋 to those who know!

AgathaAllAlong · 04/07/2024 23:04

Haha they should make these into amulets so if you ever have to defeat an American on combat, you can just wip it out.

ZenNudist · 04/07/2024 22:57

I have never heard of this

Is it like when we all watch planes land in high winds? Watching very busy 4th July US freeways?

LiterallyOnFire · 04/07/2024 22:55

DreamTheMoors · 04/07/2024 22:45

Boo!@mummaof0 from California

Looks the same as Birmingham, U.K. Grin

DreamTheMoors · 04/07/2024 22:45

Boo!@mummaof0 from California

I've noticed there was a lot of Americans on Mumsnet lately, so I'm posting this to spook them!
PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 04/07/2024 22:40

Why would the police constable brigade be mad at you? What have you done?

HungryLittleCrocodile · 04/07/2024 22:38

What is americascram?

Greenlittecat · 04/07/2024 22:37

LiterallyOnFire · 04/07/2024 22:36

OFC she's okay.

We've got five hours until substantial results come in.

We need entertainment.

I agree with you we need entertainment tonight but a round-about?! Reall!y?!

LiterallyOnFire · 04/07/2024 22:36

Greenlittecat · 04/07/2024 22:34

Are you okay?

OFC she's okay.

We've got five hours until substantial results come in.

We need entertainment.