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AveAtqueVale · 24/06/2024 01:27

Mostly to make me feel better. I'm currently up and about because I have a hacking cough and can't sleep, and have just spent £6.50 on a baby lego crocodile on eBay.

Backstory: DS(6) has a Lego set which includes a family of crocodiles. Today a friend's toddler was over and took a shine to the baby crocodile, so he gave it to her to take home. He is totally unbothered, and knowing him will remain so, but I've felt sorry for the parent crocodiles all day, and have now spent actual real money to assuage my upset that two small pieces of plastic might be missing a third smaller piece of plastic. I even caught myself (briefly) worrying that the new baby crocodile isn't quite the right shade of green, and that they might know it's not really theirs.

My only defence is that I am quite pregnant and hormonal, and due to aforementioned cough have had very little sleep for the last few days. I'm honestly not usually this batshit...

Has anyone else spent money on anything so completely ridiculous?

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leopardski · 24/06/2024 21:58

I have ADHD and make very impulsive purchases but my worst was a Peloton.
Not nearly as easy to sneak through the front door as an ASOS parcel.

Clafoutie · 24/06/2024 21:54

BirthdayRainbow · 24/06/2024 18:22

I love this!

Me too!

Clafoutie · 24/06/2024 21:52

101Nutella · 24/06/2024 14:55

I became obsessed with gardening on my flat balcony, without using pesticides.
a plague of aphids arrived and I researched how to get rid of them. Tried washing up liquid and water, baking powder etc but nothing worked.

i found out you can buy ladybirds online to help eat the aphids. So I spent £12 on about 7 ladybirds who arrived in a box in the post. I put them on the plants and then watched them fly away after a day or so 😂

Oh no, this one has to be the winner! That is exactly the sort of thing I would have done though, so no judgement here!

NotSmallButFunSize · 24/06/2024 21:38

AveAtqueVale · 24/06/2024 01:27

Mostly to make me feel better. I'm currently up and about because I have a hacking cough and can't sleep, and have just spent £6.50 on a baby lego crocodile on eBay.

Backstory: DS(6) has a Lego set which includes a family of crocodiles. Today a friend's toddler was over and took a shine to the baby crocodile, so he gave it to her to take home. He is totally unbothered, and knowing him will remain so, but I've felt sorry for the parent crocodiles all day, and have now spent actual real money to assuage my upset that two small pieces of plastic might be missing a third smaller piece of plastic. I even caught myself (briefly) worrying that the new baby crocodile isn't quite the right shade of green, and that they might know it's not really theirs.

My only defence is that I am quite pregnant and hormonal, and due to aforementioned cough have had very little sleep for the last few days. I'm honestly not usually this batshit...

Has anyone else spent money on anything so completely ridiculous?

Next time, did you know you can contact Lego and they will send you "missing" parts?

We lost a panda from a set so got another one sent - ended up finding the original....

BloodyAdultDC · 24/06/2024 21:18

In the past, a wedding.

Later this evening - a baby Lego crocodile... 🐊

ScottBakula · 24/06/2024 20:50

AppleDumplingWithCustard · 24/06/2024 16:26

Someone could set up a good scam with this. Train them as homing ladybirds, sell them, wait for them to come home and sell them again and again and again.
😂🐞

Ok , calling all MNers, I need some funding , I plan on setting up a ladybird homing company.
We will sell them to people that have aphids and other bugs, they will be trained to come home once they have eaten half the aphids , so that they are successful enough for people to impressed but need them again soon.
If this venture is successful I will branch out to worm hire too .
Please send your hard earned cash to mugsisus.com 😃

PassingStranger · 24/06/2024 20:44

Podiatrist nothing worked. Waste of time and money.

namechangiosa · 24/06/2024 20:40

I just thought of another one (hmm - sensing a pattern here). I got divorced 20 years ago and the first Christmas I asked my sons to buy me a knife set. I was really short of money and I think ex had taken all the best ones (I think they had been a present to him at some point). My DS bought my a set of 5 basic stainless steel knives in a wooden rack.

Anyway they were getting a bit blunt and I didn't seem to have much luck with a knife sharpener, so I sent 3 of them to Blade & Butler to be sharpened and generally tarted up a bit - £40. I could have bought new ones for that ... but hey - sentimental value eh?

LunaNorth · 24/06/2024 20:39

My husband bought our dogs a ball pool.

Pandemicproblems · 24/06/2024 20:34

In the build up to Christmas 2020, I ordered a Christmas tree from Robert Dyas to our tiny London flat, with next day delivery so it would arrive on the Saturday and we could decorate it over the weekend

once I’d ordered it, got a message to say it wouldn’t arrive until Monday. So when we went to our local pub that evening (sitting outside) and they were selling lovely Christmas trees I convinced my partner we should buy one of those and cancel the Robert Dyas order…

obviously Robert Dyas refused to cancel the order, we ended up with two £50 Christmas trees in a tiny one bed flat and ended up giving one away on gumtree 😂

my only defence is that mid pandemic having to wait two days more for a Christmas tree felt like the final straw!

I’ve never bought by anything from Robert Dyas again on principle!

StMarieforme · 24/06/2024 20:26

Blackcats7 · 24/06/2024 12:24

My ex-husband

Came here to say this...!

Passmetheaero · 24/06/2024 20:25

last year I stupidly bought a piece of a Banksy (actually a brick I think). I think it’s currently on display at a theme park in Margate. Or somewhere. What an idiot. It’s genuine etc but not sure what the point of it is.

plominoagain · 24/06/2024 20:22

Another horse . We had my son’s 43 yr old pony at home , and lost my horse, so she was on her own . She kept jumping out to go visiting all my neighbours horses , so we decided the easiest thing to do was get her another friend . We could have had the pick of all the equine rescues , but no, we went for the diva rescue who has decided that having come from a terrible start , that she deserves all the luxuries that can be bestowed upon her. She has a massage therapist , a pedicure every six weeks , and turns her nose up at anything but the best treats .

mamaduckbone · 24/06/2024 20:18

I once spent a silly amount of money on a teenage mutant ninja turtle monster truck for ds2, who must have been about 4 or 5 at the time. He'd seen a picture of one and it was ALL he wanted for Christmas, but I think it had to be ordered from America or some such nonsense.
To be honest, he did love it very much so it was probably worth it.

Gladespade · 24/06/2024 20:14

LeaderBee · 24/06/2024 16:40

I bought a custom made suit of armour for over three grand to display in my living room once I bought my house. I've worn it to Warwick Castle.

3 grand for a bit of display metal...

Blimey, what kind of house do you have that needs a suit of armour? 😁

Gladespade · 24/06/2024 20:13

Cranial osteopathy - I was desperate and sleep deprived and spent money I didn't have for someone to hover their hands in the direction of my baby's head. It made absolutely no difference!

ScottBakula · 24/06/2024 20:12

BlueTongueSkink · 24/06/2024 14:04

I have two really old teddy bears and rescued them from my parents' house. One had one eye and one had no eyes. I paid far too much to send them to a doll's hospital to get the eyes replaced and the bears posted back to me. I just couldn't stand the thought they couldn't see!

I am really tempted to do this with a Teddy I have , it was a christening gift for me over 50 years ago .
I slept with it for 40 yrs but now its to delicate .

Gatecrashermum · 24/06/2024 20:09

LeaderBee · 24/06/2024 18:33

Got mine from Armstreet, custom made, but the business is in Ukraine, so ive no idea how reliable they are anymore, but the customer support was top notch when i had mine made in 2017.

I went with the full "King's guard" set.

Obviously different business, but I bought my wedding veil from a Ukrainian company and it came super quick. No problems.

Stillanothernamechange · 24/06/2024 20:09

BigDahliaFan · 24/06/2024 15:50

My allotment, £1000s over the years, to produce a glut of plums, some potatoes and some flowers....

I'm going to bite the bullet this year and give most of it up as I went up today to find the pigeons had stripped the sprouts. Little fuckers.

I was coming on here to say my allotment 😆

LindorDoubleChoc · 24/06/2024 19:53

Skin cream that promised to combat redness. It sure did combat the redness ... by turning me into an orange oompa loompa. On closer inspection it was actually a tinted moisturiser. Unfortunately the tint was mandarin orange. Tried it once, cost me more than £20. Ffs.

Ispywithmylittlepie · 24/06/2024 19:51

I once bought the kids and myself a Greggs lunch. Everyone chose what they wanted. Then I had it delivered to the house. I ended paying a stupid amount, the latte arrived spilt and nothing about it was remotely healthy. One of the kids changed their mind and wanted a chocolate muffin, which the other had and didn't want to share. It was a disaster. Cold, half filled latte and a crying child. Loving the seagull Greggs story upthread. Reminded me of my own little Greggs experience.

UtterlyOtterly · 24/06/2024 19:50

I once bought train tickets to an exhibition about five hours away. At the time of booking I really wanted to go.

Set my alarm early, woke up and thought I really can't be bothered. So turned over, went back to sleep and never went to the exhibition.

I completely understand the crocodile one 🐊

ThereIsAMassivePiegeonOnMyFence · 24/06/2024 19:48

A knitted frog

LemonCitron · 24/06/2024 19:48

NeverDropYourMooncup · 24/06/2024 17:36

Oh, I have one of these.

DD1 has red hair. Bright, glowing, spun with gold and orange and blonde hair (except for her eyebrows, which are transparent, and her lashes, which are palest blonde). At the time she was little, all dolls were either blonde or brunette, with the very, very occasional concession to equality with a single black or dual heritage doll in some ranges.

When she was four, there was a special edition Barbie mermaid produced in limited numbers in the US. And it had red hair. (NB, this was years before The Little Mermaid).

Bearing in mind I was on about £125/week with £84/week in rent and council tax costs alone (no top ups for working parents at the time), I took a day off work and travelled into London, as the only shops that had them was Selfridges or Hamleys. I fought my way through the crowds because, naturally, DD's birthday was at the end of November and she only announced two days before her birthday that she'd heard of this from a friend at school who had seen them there.

The crowds were awful. The heat, the noise, the confusion, the QUEUES and I searched the racks, but couldn't find one. I nearly burst into tears when an absolutely lovely, very young sales assistant asked me was I OK and what I was looking for and, after keeping me waiting for another 35 minutes, disappeared out of sight. Then her head popped up from under another till and she had one in her hand. I then had to stump up fifty fucking quid for this thing when the standard ones were about a tenner - without crying too much out of sheer gratitude. If anybody so much as glanced at my yellow bag in the tube crush, I gave them a Death Glare.

DD was over the moon when she opened it, played with it loads - but she'll never know the ridiculous lengths I went to so she could have a doll that looked like her.

These days, you just type it into Google/Amazon/whatever and you'll find any type of Barbie you want. But all that time, effort and shitload of money went on one Mermaid Barbie that spent its time without her tail (because it was usually sat on the stupid cat's back) as she played with it until she was eight.

Totally ridiculous. But totally worth it.

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Love this!

SocksAndTheCity · 24/06/2024 19:42

Placemarking for baby 🐊 pictures

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