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Filthy food habit… and what’s yours?

287 replies

Slattern77 · 21/06/2024 21:01

Not talking Biscoff straight from the jar here… its so low-level I’m compelled to post (with NC) so to expose the guilt/be shamed out of it.

Maggi noodles eaten dry, from the packet, with the seasoning sprinkled into them. Preferably chow mein flavour. But eaten in bed. Last night the flavouring went on my sheets which may or may not have been a turning point.

What’s your secret filthy food habit?

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slipperypenguin · 21/06/2024 22:32

Garlic bread dipped in beef gravy 🤤

Toucanfusingforme · 21/06/2024 22:31

Chocolate biscuit with crunchy peanut butter spread on it so that there’s more peanut butter than there is biscuit. With a cuppa.

AlanAlanAlanAlanAlan · 21/06/2024 22:30

OXO cube, nibbled straight from the foil wrapper.

XenoBitch · 21/06/2024 22:29

Scorchio84 · 21/06/2024 22:20

Oh my god how did you all come up with these concoctions? 😂Noodles in a sandwich I've done though... anything can be a sandwich

My very first boyfriend introduced me to a pie sandwich. Get a small steak and onion pie... mash it up and put it in a sarnie. Lush!

OrganicAlchemy · 21/06/2024 22:28

Slattern77 · 21/06/2024 21:01

Not talking Biscoff straight from the jar here… its so low-level I’m compelled to post (with NC) so to expose the guilt/be shamed out of it.

Maggi noodles eaten dry, from the packet, with the seasoning sprinkled into them. Preferably chow mein flavour. But eaten in bed. Last night the flavouring went on my sheets which may or may not have been a turning point.

What’s your secret filthy food habit?

Nothing wrong with eating them dry, few countries e.g Nepal eat them like this! :D

Rattenbury · 21/06/2024 22:27

IWantToBeASleepingCat · 21/06/2024 22:25

Mashed potato ( Frozen kind but cooked/ microwaved) mixed with dry crispy onions .. spread on a buttered crust of a loaf of Warburtons

I remember being able to buy pot mash - that you added hot water to - that had dried onions in. Bloody lush

wineosaurus4 · 21/06/2024 22:26

Oh my gosh 2 x chewed mini cheddars put in between 2 normal cheddars and eaten like a sandwich 🥪😳

IWantToBeASleepingCat · 21/06/2024 22:25

Mashed potato ( Frozen kind but cooked/ microwaved) mixed with dry crispy onions .. spread on a buttered crust of a loaf of Warburtons

mrsdolittle · 21/06/2024 22:25

Beef and Tomato Pot Noodle with a dash of soy sauce (never ketchup)

bossybloss · 21/06/2024 22:24

XenoBitch · 21/06/2024 21:46

Same here. Have been munching on it for decades, and I am still here.

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Me too … but in secret 🤫

DirtyCheeseBurger · 21/06/2024 22:24

Fishfingers dipped in Nutella

IrritatedB3dM4ker · 21/06/2024 22:23

Nectarinesarenice · 21/06/2024 22:21

Never mind filthy food habits, I’m sure some posters are suffering from Pica judging how gross some of these are 😁

😂😂😂

Clingfilm · 21/06/2024 22:23

@brendabigbaps '2 tubs of cress'? That's made me howl laughing.
You're all a bunch of filthy buggers. I used to eat like this but having to make food for my kids has put a stop to my dutty food ways, I just gorge on chocolate these days.

PossumintheHouse · 21/06/2024 22:22

Grab a packet of McCoy's salt and vinegar crisps and a tub of Mackie's vanilla ice cream. Dip.

1yearplan · 21/06/2024 22:22

ForestForever · 21/06/2024 21:41

I like opening a bag of wotsits and letting the air get to them for a bit so they go sort of like stale and chewy. I also like flat fizzy drinks. So if I ever have a bottle of coke or whatever, I’ll shake it up and wait for it to settle so it goes really flat and then drink it like it’s squash. I am perfectly aware that I’m a wrong’un. 😂😂

Are you me? This is dreamy to me too!

FeralNun · 21/06/2024 22:21

XenoBitch · 21/06/2024 22:11

It is my mum who does it. One time, she said she overdid it and had a massive coughing fit.

Saying that, I love to drink the vinegar form jars of pickled onions.

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I was wondering how you witnessed it without being ill!

Somepeoplearesnippy · 21/06/2024 22:21

A tin of sardines mushed up with chopped onion, vinegar and either chili sauce or chopped fresh chilis. It must be the sort of sardine that has the crunchy bones on. They're the best bit.

Nectarinesarenice · 21/06/2024 22:21

Never mind filthy food habits, I’m sure some posters are suffering from Pica judging how gross some of these are 😁

Rattenbury · 21/06/2024 22:21

OXO cubes
raw mushrooms dipped in saint agur spreadable
frozen chips

Scorchio84 · 21/06/2024 22:20

Oh my god how did you all come up with these concoctions? 😂Noodles in a sandwich I've done though... anything can be a sandwich

Original poster
Slattern77 · 21/06/2024 22:19

I’m hoping some of these are also eaten slovenly in bed

OP posts:
User1974 · 21/06/2024 22:19

tinned macaroni cheese. I am sorry.

Searchingforsunshine · 21/06/2024 22:19

Vinegar on mash potato, so delicious

CLola24 · 21/06/2024 22:18

Thevelvelletes · 21/06/2024 21:54

Got me wondering how the hell some of these concoctions came about.
😃

I'm reading this thinking "you can tell that a lot of people on here have been pregnant, can't you" 😂

IrritatedB3dM4ker · 21/06/2024 22:17

Instant mash, grated cheese and gravy from gravy granules