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Filthy food habit… and what’s yours?

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Slattern77 · 21/06/2024 21:01

Not talking Biscoff straight from the jar here… its so low-level I’m compelled to post (with NC) so to expose the guilt/be shamed out of it.

Maggi noodles eaten dry, from the packet, with the seasoning sprinkled into them. Preferably chow mein flavour. But eaten in bed. Last night the flavouring went on my sheets which may or may not have been a turning point.

What’s your secret filthy food habit?

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ahahblueeyes · 22/06/2024 00:09

@HcbSS also eat pasta out of the pot... save washing lol

Mitsky · 22/06/2024 00:08

Findmeanewjob · 21/06/2024 23:29

Approx 5 different Celebrations chocolates unwrapped, put in a mug together, mine waved for 5-10 seconds then eaten with a spoon.

I love microwaved chocolate with a dollop of extra thick double cream on top. I’m disgusting.

Also Swedish pizza salad is food of the gods, no matter how many times I make it I can’t compete with one from a Swedish pizza takeaway.

HcbSS · 22/06/2024 00:01

Cheese and marmite sandwiches
I often eat my breakfast porridge out the saucepan to save washing (and I have a dishwasher so no excuse)
ketchup with pizza

desperatedaysareover · 21/06/2024 23:59

Shiningout · 21/06/2024 21:44

Omg I love stale wotsits

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until tonight I didn’t know wotsits could get stale. I thought you had to eat the entire packet in under twenty seconds.

ahahblueeyes · 21/06/2024 23:58

@ForestForever diet coke can ONLY be drunk at full fizz capacity!!!

scary about the raw bacon LOL.

I do like supernoodles (chicken with a tin of chopped tomatoes) which people thing is an odd dinner.... lol

whatthedickens5 · 21/06/2024 23:48

Option 1; Green bean and potato mash eaten on thick white bread with lots of butter, salt and topped with black pepper

Option 2; Green bean and potato mash with lots of butter, salt and pepper covered with full fat milk and eaten like porridge 😋

DrFoxtrot · 21/06/2024 23:41

Loving the absolute filth on this thread 😆 YES to stale Wotsits!

mrlistersgelfbride · 21/06/2024 23:39

Findmeanewjob · 21/06/2024 23:29

Approx 5 different Celebrations chocolates unwrapped, put in a mug together, mine waved for 5-10 seconds then eaten with a spoon.

That sounds amazing!

I like a small bowl of butter or olive spread on its own or with the crusts I've cut off my daughter's toast, dipped in 🤣

I always remember from my childhood. My mum used to take a spoonful of clotted cream, dip it in sugar, then eat.
It is absolutely banging to be fair.

heinzseight · 21/06/2024 23:37

Heatherson · 21/06/2024 23:02

I’ve never admitted this to anyone… But when I was in my teens and twenties, I liked to get a big bag of Hula Hoops crisps.

I’d take two in my mouth and chew them until they were a mush. Then I’d take the mush out of my mouth and fill a third one with it (this is beyond disgusting, I know). I’d then put the mush-filled Hula Hoop on a plate to let it cool down (cos my saliva and the mush being in my mouth had made it warm) all the while repeating it with the others in the packet. Then when I’d done them all and let them cool, I’d gobble them up.

I have no place on this earth, I know. But honestly I’d do it again. Ha!

I'm so sorry, but this is beyond the pale for me 🤣

heinzseight · 21/06/2024 23:34

Oven chips, bisto and grated cheese. Best hangover cure.

Or mashed potato with bacon mixed in.

Findmeanewjob · 21/06/2024 23:29

Approx 5 different Celebrations chocolates unwrapped, put in a mug together, mine waved for 5-10 seconds then eaten with a spoon.

TheHateIsNotGood · 21/06/2024 23:26

For dessert: shop bought choc cake + cheapo ice cream, microwaved + cheapo honey to top. A sweet, calorific, teeth-rotting, budget-busting joy to end any meal.

itsallabitofamystery · 21/06/2024 23:25

I lick my crisps. Any flavour. Any brand. All licked and then consumed. Salt and Vinegar Discos actually cut my tongue and make it bleed, but it's so worth it.

And pickled onions dunked in salad cream until they're completly covered, then eaten whole.

banjaxedeejit · 21/06/2024 23:24

Butter spread on weetabix

YorkshireLandlady · 21/06/2024 23:21

Sugar sandwiches- cheap white bread & butter so it doesn't all fall out.
Or corned beef on toast with cheap cheese plastic singles.

whengodwasarabbit1 · 21/06/2024 23:20

Cheap cheese melted in a bowl in the microwave and dipping in white sliced bread. It's amazing.

Sierra26 · 21/06/2024 23:20

I’m stunned that two entirely separate people have said they fill crisps with chewed up crisps and then eat them

Crispynoodle · 21/06/2024 23:19

Rosenspants · 21/06/2024 22:45

Thickly sliced marzipan off the block….

Sliced? I would just bite into it!

spottedinthewilds · 21/06/2024 23:16

I spread coleslaw all over pizza!

Jewelanemone · 21/06/2024 23:16

allaboardtheplaybus · 21/06/2024 23:02

Scraping all the brown roast chicken goo from the roasting tin and eating it off the spoon 😋

Oh god, I do this! Salty umami loveliness!

LittleEsme · 21/06/2024 23:15

Instant mash with tons of butter and grated cheese. Next mix in cold baked beans and a tin of sweetcorn.

Eat.

willowtolive · 21/06/2024 23:14

Fireangels · 21/06/2024 21:20

Wotsits or chipsticks dipped in yogurt.

Ha mine used to be wotsits dipped in mayo I forgot about that!!!

Crispynoodle · 21/06/2024 23:14

momager1 · 21/06/2024 21:52

@Snowpaw I take your scramble egg and hashbrown wrap and raise you Mine.. scramble egg, hashbrowns, cooked chopped bacon or sausage (or both!) green onions or scallions.. shredded cheese, wrap in the pan with just a squirt of oil and fry like a burrito..then ALL the sour cream (sorry no hot sauce for me)

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Well that's genius

BabyBobs · 21/06/2024 23:12

Cheese and marmite sandwich made normally with butter and cheddar. Splash on milk so that the bread absorbs the milk.

Microwave until cheese melts/bubbles.

Sprinkle on some chopped roasted and salted peanuts. A mixture of a gooey and crunchy and salty and creamy loveliness.