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Filthy food habit… and what’s yours?

287 replies

Slattern77 · 21/06/2024 21:01

Not talking Biscoff straight from the jar here… its so low-level I’m compelled to post (with NC) so to expose the guilt/be shamed out of it.

Maggi noodles eaten dry, from the packet, with the seasoning sprinkled into them. Preferably chow mein flavour. But eaten in bed. Last night the flavouring went on my sheets which may or may not have been a turning point.

What’s your secret filthy food habit?

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BeyondMyWits · 21/06/2024 21:29

Heinz tomato soup...( the whole tin, none of this 2 portions in a tin business) with that dried Italian cheese from a plastic tub sprinkled (glugged) on top so it melts into big blobs of stringy, weird tasty goodness.

Fireangels · 21/06/2024 21:20

Wotsits or chipsticks dipped in yogurt.

WarmDenimCrab · 21/06/2024 21:17

Pizza off the box to save washing yikes!!!

RandomID · 21/06/2024 21:14

When I’m unwell, my comfort food is a packet of microwave rice, a few chunks of corned beef, and instant gravy mixed up in a bowl with plenty of black pepper. It’s filthy, but sometimes needs must.

NewMe2024 · 21/06/2024 21:13

A whole pack of Crunchy Nut granola eaten with fingers like a big bag of crisps.

Slattern77 · 21/06/2024 21:11

@sprigatito sounds yum - have been biting cheese and eating chilli cornichons then taking a bite of cracker tonight. Why oh why can’t I just lay it all out nicely on a plate?

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TheCrenchinglyMcQuaffenBrothers · 21/06/2024 21:08

Thick crusty bread and thick butter, with piccalilli and ketchup on top. Yum

sprigatito · 21/06/2024 21:08

Packet of cheese and onion crisps with extra salt sprinkled in. Big hunk of cheese (not good cheese, cheap mousetrap from the fridge). Bite chunks of the cheese and shovel the salty crisps in at the same time.

Slattern77 · 21/06/2024 21:08

@Brendabigbaps sounds positively posh!

@Nitgel hmmm…

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BagPoops · 21/06/2024 21:08

Cold baked beans and sausages from the tin.

Nitgel · 21/06/2024 21:06

Eating processed peas cold from the tin.

Brendabigbaps · 21/06/2024 21:05

White thick sliced warburtons, lashings of country life spread and 2 tubs of cress.

my daughters is dry pasta!