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Filthy food habit… and what’s yours?

287 replies

Slattern77 · 21/06/2024 21:01

Not talking Biscoff straight from the jar here… its so low-level I’m compelled to post (with NC) so to expose the guilt/be shamed out of it.

Maggi noodles eaten dry, from the packet, with the seasoning sprinkled into them. Preferably chow mein flavour. But eaten in bed. Last night the flavouring went on my sheets which may or may not have been a turning point.

What’s your secret filthy food habit?

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AGodawfulsmallaffair · 21/06/2024 21:58

Bonne Maman Crunchy Chocolate Hazelnut Spread. Kept in the fridge and eaten by the spoonful. Knocks spots off Nutella.

OneTC · 21/06/2024 21:58

I put butter on chips

pavillion1 · 21/06/2024 21:57

Chicken and mushroom pot noodle . Drained and poured into a bowl , extra soy sauce & broken up ready salted crisps to give it some crunch ...

ghostyslovesheets · 21/06/2024 21:57

My Grandad talked fondly of 'coni-oni' butties in his youth - thick slice pf bread with condensed tinned milk!

ghostyslovesheets · 21/06/2024 21:55

Golden veg rice on white bread with lots of salty butter

AppleDumplingWithCustard · 21/06/2024 21:55

White bread and butter dipped in HP Fruity Sauce. Have loved it since childhood but it was Ideal Sauce in those days.

Thevelvelletes · 21/06/2024 21:54

Got me wondering how the hell some of these concoctions came about.
😃

OneTC · 21/06/2024 21:54

Slattern77 · 21/06/2024 21:01

Not talking Biscoff straight from the jar here… its so low-level I’m compelled to post (with NC) so to expose the guilt/be shamed out of it.

Maggi noodles eaten dry, from the packet, with the seasoning sprinkled into them. Preferably chow mein flavour. But eaten in bed. Last night the flavouring went on my sheets which may or may not have been a turning point.

What’s your secret filthy food habit?

Prison vibes

MrsMoastyToasty · 21/06/2024 21:52

Digestive biscuits dipped into homemade mint sauce.

fannyschmeller · 21/06/2024 21:52

Frazzles in a sandwich

momager1 · 21/06/2024 21:52

@Snowpaw I take your scramble egg and hashbrown wrap and raise you Mine.. scramble egg, hashbrowns, cooked chopped bacon or sausage (or both!) green onions or scallions.. shredded cheese, wrap in the pan with just a squirt of oil and fry like a burrito..then ALL the sour cream (sorry no hot sauce for me)

XenoBitch · 21/06/2024 21:47

Wotsits... biting the ends off of of them, then licking the ends and sticking them together to make a Mega Wotsit.

Confusedmeanderings · 21/06/2024 21:47

Brown sauce sandwiches, made with plenty of butter.

XenoBitch · 21/06/2024 21:46

bossybloss · 21/06/2024 21:33

Raw bacon 🥓

Same here. Have been munching on it for decades, and I am still here.

ForestForever · 21/06/2024 21:46

Shiningout · 21/06/2024 21:44

Omg I love stale wotsits

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Thank god I’m not the only one my DH thinks I’m mad. 🤣

cafenoirbiscuit · 21/06/2024 21:45

Frozen peas straight out of the freezer. Yum

Thevelvelletes · 21/06/2024 21:45

Just googled the munching of raw bacon could be harmful due to bacteria and food poisoning.
Can't imagine eating dry pasta.
I once ate a uncooked fray bentos pie straight out the tin.

Shiningout · 21/06/2024 21:44

ForestForever · 21/06/2024 21:41

I like opening a bag of wotsits and letting the air get to them for a bit so they go sort of like stale and chewy. I also like flat fizzy drinks. So if I ever have a bottle of coke or whatever, I’ll shake it up and wait for it to settle so it goes really flat and then drink it like it’s squash. I am perfectly aware that I’m a wrong’un. 😂😂

Omg I love stale wotsits

ForestForever · 21/06/2024 21:41

I like opening a bag of wotsits and letting the air get to them for a bit so they go sort of like stale and chewy. I also like flat fizzy drinks. So if I ever have a bottle of coke or whatever, I’ll shake it up and wait for it to settle so it goes really flat and then drink it like it’s squash. I am perfectly aware that I’m a wrong’un. 😂😂

Shiningout · 21/06/2024 21:38

Love how lashings of butter was in the first comment I was waiting for that 😂 mine is cheap nasty packet noodles mixed in with a shit load of cheese and mayo

WalkingaroundJardine · 21/06/2024 21:38

Eating my porridge breakfast in bed before I get up for work each day!

tartancladpjs · 21/06/2024 21:37

@bossybloss is that not "dangerous"

Mine is tomato sauce sarnies, has to be white bread, no butter.

I totally get the dry noodles, I'm eyeing up a pot noddle now!

Ludoole · 21/06/2024 21:36

Vegetable cup a soup and peanut m&ms in the same mouthful🫣

bossybloss · 21/06/2024 21:33

Raw bacon 🥓

Snowpaw · 21/06/2024 21:32

Scrambled eggs and hashbrowns in a wrap dipped in a mixture of sour cream and hot sauce