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To loathe Kyle Walker?

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WilmaFlintstone38 · 16/06/2024 20:43

Independent of his performance in the Euros, I detest this dreadful man with a passion. He really is detestable and revolting. No I'm not being kind.

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Grapewrath · 18/06/2024 15:49

He’s awful
His side woman is also vile. He’s not involved with their two kids and wants no part in it yet she parades them around in Daddy tops despite him rejecting them. She gives them no dignity. He’s not remotely interested in any of them.
His wife is gorgeous and seems a good parent so I don’t know why she hasn’t given him the off.

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 18/06/2024 15:45

Zanatdy · 17/06/2024 09:56

he did see his kids, on the quiet as Annie said he wasn’t to be involved apart from financially. But now he’s not again. Innocent kids caught up in some illicit affair. I wouldn’t have the conscience to tell a father he was to have no contact. He clearly does want contact or he wouldn’t have started seeing the older one (and then got Lauren pregnant)

That's almost word for word Lauren Goodman there. You actually believe her side of things?

Neither she nor Kyle come out well. The fact she calls the paps parading her children in football shirts with Daddy on when they have nothing to do with their Dad, makes her look deranged and stalkerish. That isn't normal behavior.

Add in her calling a heavily pregnant woman at Christmas time, to tell her that her husband was unfaithful and had fathered another child makes her look like a a cold hearted bitch. She is really clinging on hoping he'll leave his wife for her when he doesn't want her and all she was is a dirty not so secret secret and easy shag.

OhmygodDont · 18/06/2024 15:30

I mean it’s a normal boundary isn’t it to cut off the affair partner.

He could have contact via a 3rd party if he wanted too. He clearly can’t be arsed though because as said if Annie can’t stop him getting his dick out she certainly couldn’t stop him seeing his kids.

Worst she could do is say they would divorce she couldn’t stop him seeing their joint children because it could be court ordered just like Lauren and his children. so if she had said no or divorce that’s him still choosing that he wants her over in his own words his mistakes.

Lampzade · 18/06/2024 14:27

Zanatdy · 17/06/2024 09:56

he did see his kids, on the quiet as Annie said he wasn’t to be involved apart from financially. But now he’s not again. Innocent kids caught up in some illicit affair. I wouldn’t have the conscience to tell a father he was to have no contact. He clearly does want contact or he wouldn’t have started seeing the older one (and then got Lauren pregnant)

Annie is probably worried that her useless husband will end up with a third child if he sees LG

Lampzade · 18/06/2024 14:12

He should thank the Lord that he is loaded because he is a very unattractive man.
To add insult to injury he actually has the nerve to cheat and to be as thick as pig’s shit
Also, I don’t get the impression that he is actually remorseful. After the first child with LG he went back and had a second
Vile, ugly man

Beezknees · 17/06/2024 21:37

OhmygodDont · 17/06/2024 19:43

Well he could get a nanny like Lauren who doesn’t even work. Or you know the wicked step mother could be covering his time. But as I said possibility.

Frankly Eow with someone like Lauren would be too much. Imagine the stories she would sell. She claims Annie’s a bad mum so can’t be near her children yet she won’t put sun cream on her kids, the girls hair looked a Matty mess and parades them in daddy shirts when daddy gives no shits. But if he said move in tomorrow you can bet your last penny she would. Bet she would treat his other kids like shit on her shoe too

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The kids are the ones I feel sorry for. I'm not interested in the adults, all 3 seem grim and immature. He needs to learn what a condom is.

Arconialiving · 17/06/2024 21:27

Valhalla17 · 17/06/2024 00:29

He should not be in the England team at all. The example he sets young men is disgraceful. Maybe if he'd been sacked from England it would make younger players coming up behave differently and show what is expected of players!
Honestly he makes me sick

Totally!

OhmygodDont · 17/06/2024 19:43

Beezknees · 17/06/2024 19:37

Highly doubt they'd have 50/50. He's constantly travelling for work!

Well he could get a nanny like Lauren who doesn’t even work. Or you know the wicked step mother could be covering his time. But as I said possibility.

Frankly Eow with someone like Lauren would be too much. Imagine the stories she would sell. She claims Annie’s a bad mum so can’t be near her children yet she won’t put sun cream on her kids, the girls hair looked a Matty mess and parades them in daddy shirts when daddy gives no shits. But if he said move in tomorrow you can bet your last penny she would. Bet she would treat his other kids like shit on her shoe too

Beezknees · 17/06/2024 19:37

OhmygodDont · 17/06/2024 18:08

Would you also want the possibility of 50:50 and him letting any of those random women wag wonna be gold digging women near your children?

Personally I’d stick it out till the youngest would be deemed old enough to decide in the eyes of a court than let someone like Lauren play arsemummy

Highly doubt they'd have 50/50. He's constantly travelling for work!

MaryMaryVeryContrary · 17/06/2024 19:26

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that regardless of feminist doctrine, I think women bear more responsibility than men for contraception. We have more choice of contraception, it’s free, it’s more permanent and efficient than condoms, and ultimately we are the ones who would get pregnant. We need to take responsibility for ourselves and not be a passive victim.

And the last thing LG wants is for KW to stop playing football and be binned off because of his seedy reputation. How would he pay her maintenance then? She loves the fact he’s a footballer, do you honestly think she would’ve kept an accidental pregnancy by a stranger from a nightclub? Of course not. She knew what she was doing.

As for him, he’s utterly seedy and can’t keep it in his pants.

BarcardiWithGadaffia · 17/06/2024 18:39

CharlotteLucas3 · 17/06/2024 14:46

I don’t know who he is.

Thank you for your insightful contribution to the discussion.

Does it take up much time informing the Internet of things you dont know?

OhmygodDont · 17/06/2024 18:08

LizzieBennett73 · 17/06/2024 17:30

I can't work the wife out. She'd get a good financial settlement, so I can't understand why she's still with him. Fathering a child with another woman twice?! That's unforgiveable. How's he going to explain that to his other children when they get old enough to know/understand? Yes he'll probably crawl back to Lauren or find another Instagrammer but is that reason enough to stay? I'd rather have my self respect. And his career will be on it's last breath in a few years anyway.

Would you also want the possibility of 50:50 and him letting any of those random women wag wonna be gold digging women near your children?

Personally I’d stick it out till the youngest would be deemed old enough to decide in the eyes of a court than let someone like Lauren play arsemummy

LizzieBennett73 · 17/06/2024 17:30

I can't work the wife out. She'd get a good financial settlement, so I can't understand why she's still with him. Fathering a child with another woman twice?! That's unforgiveable. How's he going to explain that to his other children when they get old enough to know/understand? Yes he'll probably crawl back to Lauren or find another Instagrammer but is that reason enough to stay? I'd rather have my self respect. And his career will be on it's last breath in a few years anyway.

FuckTheClubUp · 17/06/2024 17:25

Scousemousey · 16/06/2024 21:21

His eyes are too close together. Shady.

🤣🤣🤣

ElsaLion · 17/06/2024 17:24

murasaki · 17/06/2024 17:20

He's a copper bottomed ocean going arsehole of the highest order.

Said it like a pro. 😂 👏

murasaki · 17/06/2024 17:20

He's a copper bottomed ocean going arsehole of the highest order.

murasaki · 17/06/2024 17:20

JacquesHarlow · 17/06/2024 17:02

I respect Kyle Walker.

Why?

JacquesHarlow · 17/06/2024 17:02

I respect Kyle Walker.

ColdGirlWinter · 17/06/2024 16:50

@MojoMoon Most of us keep our private lives out of the workplace. This guy can't, everything is in the public eye. For all I know my boss could spend every night at a swingers' club and I'd never know, but he's a great boss.

UneFoisAuChalet · 17/06/2024 16:50

Well I’ve just seen the pics of the wife at the Euros last night and I really don’t see how anyone could think they’re together??!

She looks at him with what to me looks like pure contempt. She’s there because of her kids. Not because of him. And no wedding ring on.

Just because the mistress plasters herself all over the place doesn’t mean the wife has to air her dirty laundry.

His wife has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t be lumped in with those two morally corrupt individuals.

waterrat · 17/06/2024 14:50

If Kyle walker and Annie were committed to seeing those boys properly they could and would go to court and have a proper contact arrangement put in place that would have absolutely zero to do with Lauren and her wanting it to be at her house etc - surely?

They should just get a proper arrangement and she would have to drop the kids off each week like countless other separated/ single parents do.

Apart from the children I feel very sorry for Kyle walkers wife annie - she didn't ask for this and his behaiour means she is stuck in this ongoing drama - even if she left him permanently Lauren is there riling her/ winding her up on SM>

for life! what a burden. You would have to be a seriously zen person to not get worked up by it.

CharlotteLucas3 · 17/06/2024 14:46

I don’t know who he is.

usernother · 17/06/2024 14:41

@Valhalla17 omg I'm so sorry, I did have the wrong person. I meant @LuluBlakey1

MattDamon · 17/06/2024 13:22

AngeloMysterioso · 17/06/2024 12:34

What the fuck does she want a nanny for?? It’s not like she has a job… and now that she’s getting nearly £100k a year, a free £1.35m house (and a £75k lump sum to buy furniture), a free car every four years and all nursery and school fees paid, it’s safe to say she doesn’t need one.

She also wanted, in lump sums-

£316,133 to pay off her debts
£9k for gynaecology treatment
£13k for “security and moving costs”

This was all on the basis of her having just the one child by the way… now she’s got another one she’s going back for more.

It’s just greed.

Because she's (or was at the time) a single parent who had 100% custody?

It's moot anyway, because he had already agreed to the additional funds for childcare. What they were arguing over was how to spend it, which was none of his business.

Roundroundthegarden · 17/06/2024 13:17

TellerTuesday · 16/06/2024 21:05

All three of them are absolutely rotten

Agree. The women are just as gross, they stand by him no matter what so their morals are all aligned.