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To loathe Kyle Walker?

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WilmaFlintstone38 · 16/06/2024 20:43

Independent of his performance in the Euros, I detest this dreadful man with a passion. He really is detestable and revolting. No I'm not being kind.

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usernother · 19/06/2024 17:28

@xxSideshowAuntSallyxx I can't stand the Sun, who have obviously been briefed by Lauren. It's like some stupid magazine story.

I think she lives by the notion that all publicity is good publicity. But it's not. Also read today that she's signed up for Celebs Go Dating. Hopefully she'll meet a gullible mug nice man on there and leave Annie Kilner alone.

Itllfalloff · 19/06/2024 16:32

JacquesHarlow · 17/06/2024 17:02

I respect Kyle Walker.

He’s a train wreck.

OhmygodDont · 19/06/2024 14:51

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 19/06/2024 14:42

Reading it just makes me laugh, she's supporting Kyle! Like she's actually going to be allowed near him and makes out she's someone important.

How's that going to work anyway as I thought Annie was meant to be flying out to all his matches with their children? Just not staying with the other Wags.

I can't stand the Sun, who have obviously been briefed by Lauren. It's like some stupid magazine story.

ETA: I seem to have fallen down the rabbit hole of Kyle Walker and Lauren Goodman🤦‍♀️

Edited

Welcome. I had no idea who either where till I stumbled on a thread on here and then went off googling as I had a week off work bored 😂

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 19/06/2024 14:42

usernother · 19/06/2024 12:06

Goodman is in the Sun today with a rather bizarre story and pictures of her sitting on a park bench reading a book about spirituality. She's very odd.

Reading it just makes me laugh, she's supporting Kyle! Like she's actually going to be allowed near him and makes out she's someone important.

How's that going to work anyway as I thought Annie was meant to be flying out to all his matches with their children? Just not staying with the other Wags.

I can't stand the Sun, who have obviously been briefed by Lauren. It's like some stupid magazine story.

ETA: I seem to have fallen down the rabbit hole of Kyle Walker and Lauren Goodman🤦‍♀️

Beezknees · 19/06/2024 14:16

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 19/06/2024 07:39

What I don't get is what does she think will happen. He's made it clear he doesn't want her, he's tried everything to save his marriage. If Annie kicks him to the curb and he goes back to her it won't be because he wants her it's because Annie doesn't want him and he wants a shag. Such a prize!

Her parents must be so proud. What a waste of an education too.

Tried everything to save his marriage? Didn't he knock her up twice? Doesn't sound like he's made much of an effort. He's awful.

OhmygodDont · 19/06/2024 12:43

MattDamon · 19/06/2024 11:53

He had a second child with her, so who knows what he's saying to her behind closed doors.

I believe it was something like “”” oooo Annie “ as he filled her up last time 😂😂

usernother · 19/06/2024 12:06

Goodman is in the Sun today with a rather bizarre story and pictures of her sitting on a park bench reading a book about spirituality. She's very odd.

MattDamon · 19/06/2024 11:53

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 19/06/2024 07:39

What I don't get is what does she think will happen. He's made it clear he doesn't want her, he's tried everything to save his marriage. If Annie kicks him to the curb and he goes back to her it won't be because he wants her it's because Annie doesn't want him and he wants a shag. Such a prize!

Her parents must be so proud. What a waste of an education too.

He had a second child with her, so who knows what he's saying to her behind closed doors.

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 19/06/2024 07:39

UneFoisAuChalet · 18/06/2024 22:31

If I’m honest, if someone kept going on at my pregnant sister like Lauren has, I wouldn’t be checking in to make sure my sister was on board with me posting on SM. I’d rip her a new one. I’ve never been in a physical fight nor a public screaming match. But - if someone was deliberately targeting any member of my family and working 24/7 to exacerbate their pain and humiliation? A red mist would descend.

Theres is nothing normal about Lauren’s behaviour. Nor Kyle’s. Fucked up losers believing their own hype.

This fiasco has absolutely nothing to do with the wife. Are we going to blame her for his actions? There is another woman who is literally trying to erase the last fifteen years of her existence. Her husband, her children, what she thought was her life all because someone wants to be a wag and be at the Euros showing off. And is willing to drag two kids into it. I refuse to believe that any mother on this board wouldn’t remove and protect her children from the toxic situation of having their father call them mistakes and ignore them. That man would cease to exist in mine and my children’s lives.

What I don't get is what does she think will happen. He's made it clear he doesn't want her, he's tried everything to save his marriage. If Annie kicks him to the curb and he goes back to her it won't be because he wants her it's because Annie doesn't want him and he wants a shag. Such a prize!

Her parents must be so proud. What a waste of an education too.

DaughterNo2 · 18/06/2024 22:49

UneFoisAuChalet · 18/06/2024 22:31

If I’m honest, if someone kept going on at my pregnant sister like Lauren has, I wouldn’t be checking in to make sure my sister was on board with me posting on SM. I’d rip her a new one. I’ve never been in a physical fight nor a public screaming match. But - if someone was deliberately targeting any member of my family and working 24/7 to exacerbate their pain and humiliation? A red mist would descend.

Theres is nothing normal about Lauren’s behaviour. Nor Kyle’s. Fucked up losers believing their own hype.

This fiasco has absolutely nothing to do with the wife. Are we going to blame her for his actions? There is another woman who is literally trying to erase the last fifteen years of her existence. Her husband, her children, what she thought was her life all because someone wants to be a wag and be at the Euros showing off. And is willing to drag two kids into it. I refuse to believe that any mother on this board wouldn’t remove and protect her children from the toxic situation of having their father call them mistakes and ignore them. That man would cease to exist in mine and my children’s lives.

I was merely offering a different take on it.
you seem overly invested. His wife has chosen to stay with him🤷‍♀️

UneFoisAuChalet · 18/06/2024 22:31

DaughterNo2 · 18/06/2024 17:41

I’d wonder why was her sister was posting on SM after LG named him then…
Surely she had Annie’s ok on that🤷‍♀️
Different way of airing your dirty laundry perhaps?

If I’m honest, if someone kept going on at my pregnant sister like Lauren has, I wouldn’t be checking in to make sure my sister was on board with me posting on SM. I’d rip her a new one. I’ve never been in a physical fight nor a public screaming match. But - if someone was deliberately targeting any member of my family and working 24/7 to exacerbate their pain and humiliation? A red mist would descend.

Theres is nothing normal about Lauren’s behaviour. Nor Kyle’s. Fucked up losers believing their own hype.

This fiasco has absolutely nothing to do with the wife. Are we going to blame her for his actions? There is another woman who is literally trying to erase the last fifteen years of her existence. Her husband, her children, what she thought was her life all because someone wants to be a wag and be at the Euros showing off. And is willing to drag two kids into it. I refuse to believe that any mother on this board wouldn’t remove and protect her children from the toxic situation of having their father call them mistakes and ignore them. That man would cease to exist in mine and my children’s lives.

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 18/06/2024 18:26

usernother · 18/06/2024 17:59

@Sherrystrull It's pretty clear at 15 who will be a professional footballer. Their track has been set since they were 6/7. Meeting someone at 15 who is already in an academy team etc and being shocked they become a footballer is unlikely.

It's really not. The percentage of young men who join a football academy and go on to become professional footballers is about 1%.

Or they could end up like Lee Sharpe, who was a bloody good footballer but things didn't work out in the long run.

OhmygodDont · 18/06/2024 18:04

usernother · 18/06/2024 18:03

The walkers offered to have the son Kyle had with Goodman and introduce him to his half brothers, but Goodman wouldn't allow it if she wasn't included.

Yup Lauren wants some of sister wives bullshit. All her fans going blended family and what not and her being like yes babes.

When blended just means he gets to take his children for eow-50/50. she wants in his family in his life. In his wife’s shoes.

usernother · 18/06/2024 18:03

OhmygodDont · 18/06/2024 15:30

I mean it’s a normal boundary isn’t it to cut off the affair partner.

He could have contact via a 3rd party if he wanted too. He clearly can’t be arsed though because as said if Annie can’t stop him getting his dick out she certainly couldn’t stop him seeing his kids.

Worst she could do is say they would divorce she couldn’t stop him seeing their joint children because it could be court ordered just like Lauren and his children. so if she had said no or divorce that’s him still choosing that he wants her over in his own words his mistakes.

The walkers offered to have the son Kyle had with Goodman and introduce him to his half brothers, but Goodman wouldn't allow it if she wasn't included.

OhmygodDont · 18/06/2024 18:01

usernother · 18/06/2024 17:59

@Sherrystrull It's pretty clear at 15 who will be a professional footballer. Their track has been set since they were 6/7. Meeting someone at 15 who is already in an academy team etc and being shocked they become a footballer is unlikely.

It's really not. The percentage of young men who join a football academy and go on to become professional footballers is about 1%.

Indeed there are a couple who my ds goes to school with now 15/16 some signed. I couldn’t tell you which ones will make it and which ones won’t. More chance of me telling me you which school year cohort members are likely to end up in jail 😂

usernother · 18/06/2024 17:59

@Sherrystrull It's pretty clear at 15 who will be a professional footballer. Their track has been set since they were 6/7. Meeting someone at 15 who is already in an academy team etc and being shocked they become a footballer is unlikely.

It's really not. The percentage of young men who join a football academy and go on to become professional footballers is about 1%.

DaughterNo2 · 18/06/2024 17:41

UneFoisAuChalet · 17/06/2024 16:50

Well I’ve just seen the pics of the wife at the Euros last night and I really don’t see how anyone could think they’re together??!

She looks at him with what to me looks like pure contempt. She’s there because of her kids. Not because of him. And no wedding ring on.

Just because the mistress plasters herself all over the place doesn’t mean the wife has to air her dirty laundry.

His wife has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t be lumped in with those two morally corrupt individuals.

I’d wonder why was her sister was posting on SM after LG named him then…
Surely she had Annie’s ok on that🤷‍♀️
Different way of airing your dirty laundry perhaps?

ColdGirlWinter · 18/06/2024 17:24

I just listened to him talking about a match against Spurs. He sounds like a 15 year old Sheffield kid wanting to be a gangster!

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 18/06/2024 17:20

@LizzieBennett73 the voice would turn me right off, I'd be out that door so fast 🏃‍♀️😂

LizzieBennett73 · 18/06/2024 17:18

I'm sorry but there is NO amount of handbags/Mercedes G wagons/plastic surgeon on speed dial/unlimited credit cards that would make me want to shag that. I kind of admire both of them that they can see past his voice and personality Grin

PrimaDoner · 18/06/2024 17:05

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What! Who the hell is he?!

User135644 · 18/06/2024 17:03

Sherrystrull · 16/06/2024 23:13

It's pretty clear at 15 who will be a professional footballer. Their track has been set since they were 6/7. Meeting someone at 15 who is already in an academy team etc and being shocked they become a footballer is unlikely.

Same with Colleen. She got with Wayne once he signed for Everton and looked like being a star. She'd turned him down before that.

xxSideshowAuntSallyxx · 18/06/2024 16:54

haropo · 18/06/2024 16:24

I've met two years olds with better vocabulary than Kyle Walker, i cringe when he gives a post match interview. He has no moral compass and I can believe that info about him in the spa. Vile man that looks like a confused chicken wandering around most of time. He's lucky he's got football skills as I bet he wouldn't even get a job at McDonald's.

Oh my god I never expected that voice 😂

ColdGirlWinter · 18/06/2024 16:44

haropo · 18/06/2024 16:24

I've met two years olds with better vocabulary than Kyle Walker, i cringe when he gives a post match interview. He has no moral compass and I can believe that info about him in the spa. Vile man that looks like a confused chicken wandering around most of time. He's lucky he's got football skills as I bet he wouldn't even get a job at McDonald's.

I've never heard him speak (off to find a clip now!)

haropo · 18/06/2024 16:24

I've met two years olds with better vocabulary than Kyle Walker, i cringe when he gives a post match interview. He has no moral compass and I can believe that info about him in the spa. Vile man that looks like a confused chicken wandering around most of time. He's lucky he's got football skills as I bet he wouldn't even get a job at McDonald's.

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