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Social media sayings that can fuck off and die

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AngeloMysterioso · 12/06/2024 01:58

I’ve reached the point of feeling a totally irrational surge of rage whenever I see them which is every damn day…

“I was today years old when”

“POV”

“That feeling when”

Anything that is referred to as a “hack”.

Calling an outfit a “fit”

OP posts:
LillethCrane · 12/06/2024 05:06

Run don’t walk (as in, quickly go and buy whatever tat is being promoted)
It’s giving…

deleteitforproduction · 12/06/2024 05:02

I have only just realised that "fit check" is how you describe

I thought people were showing off how fit they thought they looked 🫢

TheTigerWhoCameToEatMyHusband · 12/06/2024 04:43

I can't lie
I'm not going to lie
It's giving
Vibe

Just basically any time anyone under 25 speaks makes me want to hurt myself repeatedly.

GreenWheat · 12/06/2024 04:36

#blessed

This one

People who reply "gorgeous" to every single photo that anyone posts.

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AngeloMysterioso · 12/06/2024 04:14

Oh god I’ve just thought of some more

“Mother is mothering” (usually under a picture of someone like Zendaya doing something entirely unrelated to mothering)

“Serving” (nothing at all to do with food or tennis)

If somebody did a good job of something they “ate”. Extra points if they “left no crumbs”.

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YesItsMe44 · 12/06/2024 04:13

The nails "tapping" against something while they're going to share. Chalkboard vibes.

The AI voices. I just scroll on by.

SinnerBoy · 12/06/2024 03:58

Yeah, POV, hack and nom nom nom should be thrashed to a twitching pulp and sluiced into a sewer.

VimFuego101 · 12/06/2024 03:56

'My heart is full' - sounds like your arteries are clogged up.

Ishouldgodostuff · 12/06/2024 03:32

And I'm not going to be able to describe this properly but loads of Instagram influencers now want you to DM them a word, say "Jeans" or a something #recipe" so they can send you a link for the buy/how to make it.
Just post it up on your page - I cannot be faffed with links sent to my Inbox, so scroll on by

TapToSkip · 12/06/2024 03:20

Celeb has ‘broken their silence’ on some minor, non-event. They didn’t tho, did they? They just said something (usually dull and not worth the click).

HerRoyalNotness · 12/06/2024 03:12

It’s giving ….
it’s a whole vibe

PartyPartyYeah · 12/06/2024 03:11

Nom nom nom
I absolutely hate it!

typicaltuesdaynight · 12/06/2024 03:08

So sorry I'm nightshift and couldn't find my specs! I'm surprised it made any sense at all?! And breathe 😂 😉

GoodVibesHere · 12/06/2024 03:01

'So this happened'

'A cheeky coffee'

Thehop · 12/06/2024 02:58

Famalam

making memories

my whole world

🤮

WingsofRain · 12/06/2024 02:58

typicaltuesdaynight · 12/06/2024 02:42

Or stunning all these instatwats referred to everything is stunning 'oh the coffee was stunning' etc no the coffee was nice even delicious but certainly not stunning . And breath .... rant over 😂

Mine is everyone writing “breath” when they actually mean “breathe”. 😉

It’s as if the word has ceased to exist.

LionBarPlease · 12/06/2024 02:43

‘But make it’ like ‘Junk Food but make it elevated’

Also - ‘elevated’

typicaltuesdaynight · 12/06/2024 02:42

Or stunning all these instatwats referred to everything is stunning 'oh the coffee was stunning' etc no the coffee was nice even delicious but certainly not stunning . And breath .... rant over 😂

Magpie50 · 12/06/2024 02:39

Agreed....the one I hate is "I'm literally obsessed with"
No, you really aren't.😒

stayathomer · 12/06/2024 02:25

Not what you wanted but I’m just relieved nobody told you to fuck off and die an dm (what I thought this post was!!!)

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