To think this is disgusting

I assume he was being tongue in cheek with that comment (for want of a better phrase 😂).

Obviously it's gross, but I'm not sure it warrants a LTB. For a start, can you imagine explaining the cause of your break up to people 🤣

See, I reeeeeeeeeeally don’t understand this. 😬

Immature and disgusting.

Dd was in year 1 when a boy offered her to smell his pencil that he put it his bottom.

Have to say OP, that actually cracked me up, that he could come back with that response, I mean it’s so immature but it made me laugh anyway!

I don’t think it’s a hill to die on either but let him know it really did gross you out. No man wants to understand his wife feels like that about him surely?

23% think the op IBU!? Why? Show yourselves!!

Well he has a juvenile sense of humour, a shit fetish, or both. Make it clear you don’t find shit either funny or sexy.

Yes totally disgusting. 🤮

This is akin to taking a shit in the bed for a laugh for me. Nearly unforgivable. Wtf.

It's gross and infantile but I'm fairly sure you can come back from this if you want to, as long as you succeed in impressing upon him that it. must. never. happen. again.

The scatological theme here reminded me of a porn scene - God knows how i became aware of it - where a woman squatted on top of a glass coffee table and opened her bowels while her partner lay underneath looking up 😖

I actually vomited watching "Two girls, one cup". Funnily enough it was a MN thread that prompted me to look it up. People's sexual predilections are sometimes utterly incomprehensible.

Testing your boundaries and poop fetish..

I hate hate hate men bashing. But the more I'm on MN, it begs the question: what is wrong with them? I can't imagine a woman ever doing anything like this.

How can anyone think that is funny, OMG it’s gross.

Seems like a ridiculous thing to end even a half decent relationship over but for me this would be very hard to unsee (or unsmell).

How disgusting. I'd tell him I don't fancy him anymore.

Sorry but I am with the other posters who are finding this hilarious 🤣

It is absolutely vile and grim as, but I am led here chuckling away. Especially funny was the part where he says your bum odour fingers would get him 'aroused' 😂

What exactly does he expect to gain from doing that? How will it make him ever look good?

It is pretty gross and absolutely heinous that he randomly subjected you to it when there is no history of this kind of behaviour between you too but nothing to lose a relationship over.

I think some of the comments about him not wiping his ass etc are a bit over the top. It can get a little wet and sweaty down there so I assume it that the scent of that as opposed to wagging a shit covered finger under your nose.

Sorry but I find that sort of thing funny. My husband has done it to me more than once, and I must confess I've done the same 😆😆

So he doesn't even wipe his arse?
Dirty fucker. 🤢

Haha, I'm bi, so have been fairly up close myself, and will happily agree that its two very different smells.

I'm just struggling to imagine a world in which any man is going to think "I know what'll get my partners motor running! Poo smell!" so wondered if maybe she recoiled quickly enough to not get a good whiff.

I may not own a ballsack but I'd say I've gotten more up close and personal with one than the average heterosexual male has - the two smells are very different. I'd know the difference and I assume the OP can tell as well.

Good effort though, balls would be marginally less heinous than arsehole I suppose.

Has he farted and caught it in his hand and flung it on your face yet? If not, I imagine that's a little gem you can look forward to receiving in due course..🤮

Is he 14 years old as he's acting like it...

How do 23% of people think this is ok?! It’s absolutely grim, his finger smelt of his ass hole… not just scratching his bum!

You must be married to my ex boyfriend because I refuse to believe there's more than one buffoon that thinks this is a good idea.

@Bearface28

yuck. I'd have marched him into the bathroom to 'supervise' him washing his hands properly!!
then told him never to get into bed with me again until he'd had a shower & washed his arse, then hands, thoroughly, and if he ever did anything so vile again, the next thing he'd hear from me would be a letter from the solicitor.

and to keep his hands to himself as I don't want them anywhere near me.

id have struggled not to laugh at 'aroused' though.

And men run the world. What. The. Fuck.