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Help me identify as a man (lighthearted)

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barbismyfriend · 07/06/2024 14:54

I want to join a club that is men only.

There are a few men there that would really like to allow women but it's not happening yet.

I am chubby with big boobs and long blonde hair, what can I do to make myself look more masculine so I can claim to identify as a man?

You know, like men slap on a bit of lippy.

Not waxing my moustache and beard is NOT an option, I'm not desperate!

OP posts:
Chocolatelight · 07/06/2024 14:58

He/him/his pronoun badge should do the trick.

VimFuego101 · 07/06/2024 14:57

Hinkuy · 07/06/2024 14:56

Just say you identify as a man, you don't need to do anything else. These days that's enough - you say it, they toe the line. Job done.

Exactly. If they push back, just shout discrimination.

Hinkuy · 07/06/2024 14:56

Just say you identify as a man, you don't need to do anything else. These days that's enough - you say it, they toe the line. Job done.