Embarrassing Doctor Stories

So funny 😂😂😂😂

My father in law went to the GP for a prostate check. During the examination he fainted. The Doctor asked ‘does that normally happen?’ My father in law replied ‘I don’t know Dr, people don’t normally stick their finger up my arse’ 😂

Hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

All mine are so minor compared to these that I'm feeling much better about them. Whenever I feel embarrassed I can always say to myself at least it wasn't as bad as some of these 🤣

When I was being induced with my first the doc had to manually break my waters. I was off my tits on gas and air and I called him little bo peep, asked him where his sheep were then laughed for about ten minutes at my amazing wit.

He and my husband agreed that the g&a was definitely working.

Then there was the time my eldest was suddenly unable to walk. He'd just crumple onto the floor. We tried to get him to stand several times and nothing. He seemingly had lost all feeling in his legs.

He's autistic and was non verbal at the time so couldn't tell us what was wrong or if he was in pain.

Rushed him to a&e where he proceeded to run and jump round the waiting room.

We apologised and left sharpish. They were very nice about it but I bet they laughed at us afterwards.

I had positively disgusting tonsils when I was eighteen and they simply had to go. Cue the appearance of a distinguished and dishy consultant who said that they were the worst he'd ever seen. Then, years later, my sinuses were giving me grief. Yes, yet again, another dishy consultant, this time looking up my nose.

I suppose I should be grateful that I've never had piles ...

I had to take DS who was a newborn to the GP and had Dd who would have been around 2 at the time with me.

Now I cannot for the life of me remember why the hell she was not in her buggy but I'd sat her on a chair at the side of the room while the Dr looked at the baby.

When I looked over the Dr's shoulder there was DD licking the wall

Now anyone normal would tell their child to stop it but I was so embarrassed and didn't want to draw the Dr's attention to it I said nothing & DD carried on.

I often wonder if the Dr noticed the wet patch on her wall after we left.

Every GP appointment after that I was well prepared with Peppa Pig loaded on the iPad & of course strapped into the buggy

I have an unusual surname. I went to our GP because I had discharge from my nipple. Large practice, never see the same person twice. I thought I recognised the name on door, but assumed I'd just seen them before, and yes he did look familiar.

He did a thorough breast exam and referred me to the 2 week clinic (all was fine). When he had finished all of that and I was about to leave he said - do you mind if I ask - did you go to XXX college.

Yes I did. 15 year s before I had been at college with him for 2 years. And he had just mainpulated my breasts!!

I doubt thats the first time it's happened to a dentist 😆😆

This is undoubtedly the best thing I've ever heard.

Please stop don't think I can take much more 😂😂😂😂

Fucking hilarious 😂 what was the reaction when you emerge from behind the curtain?

Bleeding hell girl ! hilarious 😂😂😂

I accidentally licked my dentist's finger! The dental assistant wasn't using the suction in the right place and I had to swallow. Which of course made my tongue lick her finger. I just shut my eyes tighter and thought it would be worse to mention it.

😂😂😂

Not me, but ex ndn. After the birth of her first baby she passed a large clot and pressed the buzzer in a panic to get help because her liver had dropped out.

She added to me ‘it’s what anybody would have thought’…. 😳

You poor thing!
I laughed so hard at this as I’m picturing it, 🫣🫣

but that was so so unprofessional!
its in the par of a nurse shouting STOP BLEEDING! (It makes no sense, right? Exactly.)

Well, obviously nobody has ever explained that paper to her. Either she kept going to this place without ever being told, or she previously went elsewhere where they didnt supply the paper towel.

I think lying there naked from the waist down makes you feel pretty vulnerable.
The paper allows you to feel a little more relaxed.

I don't understand. If she'd been before surely she would know. If it was her first I think the nurses usually explain more clearly what to do.

They don't give you anything to cover yourself with where I am. Does seem a bit pointless, you know they're looking there so what does the bit of paper actually do to preserve your dignity?

My friend went for her regular smear - As many of us will know they give you a long length of paper to towel to drape over our nether regions to try and offer some semblance of dignity while they riffle around down there - Well my friend must have not got the memo, so off she popped behind the curtain to strip from the waist down and must have thought "ooo, thats nice they've left a bit of tissue for me to give myself a good wipe with before they go down there", popped the tissue in the bin and proceeded to lay on the bed legs akimbo awaiting the nurse - now I know medical staff are more than used to seeing all our bits and bobs, but as my friend described it - the nurse was a little shocked to see old Betty Beaver waving at her as she came around the curtain, asking what had happened to the paper towel she had left out for her to cover herself with? Fair to say my friend was mortified when we all confiremed we knew exactly what that large bit of tissue was for...and it wasn't for wiping yourself!!

Another shout out to @MudandParsnips

I had a GP appointment today, just to cover off some paperwork. It took ages given the all the forms to be completed, etc.

Whilst we were both waiting I read this post aloud to him and he lost it laughing. Like, slamming the desk with his fist. Thank you from both of us 😂

That reminds me of the Mum who was called into the school to explain the bruises on her DD's leg, and she had to take her to the GP.
That evening the bruises washed off in the bath - they were from the felt tip pen Mum had used to mark her daughters wellies.

Hilarious thread!
I was looking after my grandson 5. Parents putting him to bed noticed little round bruises and rang 111. Who sent them to local hospital to check for sepsis at 8pm. Diagnosed as fine.
Were from laying on a rubber mat at the nearby playground that afternoon! I had suggested it might be that 😅.

My late father had an IQ of over 150, like a lot of blokes born in the 1920s,he put off going to the Dr,and had no interests in medical issues. He was having stomach pains,etc. came back from the surgery,aghast, said "the Dr wants me to take a stool with me next time"😂