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To say soooooomebody STOP me!

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DontCheetoTheCheetah · 17/05/2024 15:07

I'm chowing my way through this bag of cheetos, my hand moving on autopilot like a heron fishing. I'm going to finish the bag.

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hg167 · 17/05/2024 18:02

I hope you managed to finish them 😂

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wheretoyougonow · 17/05/2024 16:10

I would like to know how orange your fingers are?

SauvignonBlonk · 17/05/2024 16:08

I see no problem with this.
Well, pre-diabetes brought my marathon crisp eating antics to an abrupt end.
Enjoy em while you can OP!

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DontCheetoTheCheetah · 17/05/2024 16:04

Whatsyourstory · 17/05/2024 16:01

Ohhh yummy. Are they the puff ones, or the ones that are like cheesy nik naks and basically like crack 😂 so addictive!

You're right those are damn good, these are the puffed ones

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DontCheetoTheCheetah · 17/05/2024 16:03

My parted lips are dusted with a fine orange sand...My body can take no more, but my mind urges me on. In one last show of muscle, I take my final plunge, my hand rearing up and diving into the 165g bag, where it brushes against the nourishing nuggets of (? Wheat?)

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MelifluousMint · 17/05/2024 16:03

😂😂😂

Whatsyourstory · 17/05/2024 16:01

Ohhh yummy. Are they the puff ones, or the ones that are like cheesy nik naks and basically like crack 😂 so addictive!

NonPlayerCharacter · 17/05/2024 15:59

Why would I stop you? It's Friday.

bloodyplumbing · 17/05/2024 15:58

TimeForTeaAndG · 17/05/2024 15:08

I'm going to finish the bag.

You can do it! I believe in you OP!!!!!!

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Notimeforaname · 17/05/2024 15:58

This is so wrong.

You need a tub of spreadable cheese to dip them into..

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DontCheetoTheCheetah · 17/05/2024 15:57

I can feel my resources draining from me
I don't think I have the strength to journey on. This might be where my feeding session ends

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starlingscott · 17/05/2024 15:56

Oh nooooo, don't eat those I sneezed it that bag!!!!
Bin them now, I've got a horrible cold.

JiraffDeSaki · 17/05/2024 15:53

Put down the cheetos OP. And chuck 'em over' ere.

CountingCrones · 17/05/2024 15:52

After the pleasing mental image of a heron feeding, you’ve earned it

BovineUniversity · 17/05/2024 15:50

Well you could stop, do that twist thing with the bag and wash your hands but tbh you've come this far and I don't think you're a quitter OP.

x2boys · 17/05/2024 15:31

DontCheetoTheCheetah · 17/05/2024 15:07

I'm chowing my way through this bag of cheetos, my hand moving on autopilot like a heron fishing. I'm going to finish the bag.

There's no hope I'm afraid ,even if you manage to put them down ,you will know they are there calling to you 😭

Greengablesfables · 17/05/2024 15:18

What flavour?

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DontCheetoTheCheetah · 17/05/2024 15:10

TimeForTeaAndG · 17/05/2024 15:08

I'm going to finish the bag.

You can do it! I believe in you OP!!!!!!

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🫶 thanks girl!

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TeaandScandal · 17/05/2024 15:09

Nah, carry on. Life’s too short for self denial 😁

TimeForTeaAndG · 17/05/2024 15:08

I'm going to finish the bag.

You can do it! I believe in you OP!!!!!!