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Would this text off your husband put you off

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Whattochoosetowatch · 16/05/2024 19:55

😨😨😨😨
’I’ve just shit my pants, literally’

He messaged me this today from work.
He’s not been feeling well recently and complains of a funny tummy in front of our Dd, 6.

Aibu to feel totally put off by this and to just not want to know? Or am I just a cold, uncaring person?!

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Lovinglife57 · 16/05/2024 21:44

PossumintheHouse · 16/05/2024 21:43

It's shit. Shit! Something you do every day.
He can't shit normally. You think about that when you're having your next shit.

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We are talking about ops husband who randomly shit himself ooooookkkkkkk 🙄

PossumintheHouse · 16/05/2024 21:43

Lovinglife57 · 16/05/2024 21:39

Well that’s you and everyone is different who want to hear from their old man he’s shit himself at work ….er no

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It's shit. Shit! Something you do every day.
He can't shit normally. You think about that when you're having your next shit.

YoureALizardHarry11 · 16/05/2024 21:40

ShadesofPoachedSmoke · 16/05/2024 21:38

Except OP is judging him. Judging the shit out of him, literally. Grin

I don't think he's expecting you to "do" anything about it OP. He's just looking for some caring from his wife.

And no it wouldn't bother in the slightest but I'm a former health professional and it takes more than a pile of crap to bother me.

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Well he knows now not to turn to her for support should anything embarrassing happen again. I’d hate to be married to someone like that.

Lovinglife57 · 16/05/2024 21:40

Who gives a shit !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SnobblyBobbly · 16/05/2024 21:39

Yeah. Divorce him.

Lovinglife57 · 16/05/2024 21:39

ShadesofPoachedSmoke · 16/05/2024 21:38

Except OP is judging him. Judging the shit out of him, literally. Grin

I don't think he's expecting you to "do" anything about it OP. He's just looking for some caring from his wife.

And no it wouldn't bother in the slightest but I'm a former health professional and it takes more than a pile of crap to bother me.

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Well that’s you and everyone is different who want to hear from their old man he’s shit himself at work ….er no

ShadesofPoachedSmoke · 16/05/2024 21:38

YoureALizardHarry11 · 16/05/2024 20:14

No, I would be sympathetic. The fact he felt comfortable to tell you that is a good sign, OP. It means he feels he can say things without judgement.

Except OP is judging him. Judging the shit out of him, literally. Grin

I don't think he's expecting you to "do" anything about it OP. He's just looking for some caring from his wife.

And no it wouldn't bother in the slightest but I'm a former health professional and it takes more than a pile of crap to bother me.

Janiie · 16/05/2024 21:37

Badburyrings · 16/05/2024 21:30

If you are going to signify an illness at least get the sodding name right..

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You pulled the op up on spelling it wrong! then you said 'chrohns'. It is crohn's.

Again, the ops dh doesn't have it so what is your point?

toomanyjobsforonewoman · 16/05/2024 21:36

It would spiral me and my hubby into much hysterical meme sending and piss taking . I wouldn't want to miss out on that fun !

YoureALizardHarry11 · 16/05/2024 21:35

Lovinglife57 · 16/05/2024 21:34

Exactly that so take your own advice

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Exactly that so take your own advice

WoodBurningStov · 16/05/2024 21:34

He's had a shatccident

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thelengthspeoplegoto · 16/05/2024 21:32

No, shit happens.

StormingNorman · 16/05/2024 21:32

He’d never live it down 🤣🤣🤣

Lovinglife57 · 16/05/2024 21:31

YoureALizardHarry11 · 16/05/2024 21:28

Are you psychic, are you? How do you know OP’s husband doesn’t have Crohns, unbeknownst to him or the OP? Or some bug or food intolerance? Do you seriously think adults shit themselves for fun? It’s amazing how you guessed a strangers health status 😂

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Why are you calling this poster out your being very extreme tbh calm down wow

Badburyrings · 16/05/2024 21:30

Janiie · 16/05/2024 21:19

'Its Chrohns.. not chrone... (ffs). My husband has it and when he has ever "shit his pants" in the 22 years I have known him all I have felt is sympathy.'

Crohn's . It's crohn's ('ffs' Grin)

The op's dh does not have crohns so 0/10 for relevance.

If you are going to signify an illness at least get the sodding name right..

Rookangaroo4 · 16/05/2024 21:30

GrandTheftWalrus · 16/05/2024 21:20

My dh had to clean up my shit after I had dd2 unexpectedly on the living room floor along with blood. He didn't complain. When I was struggling with my broken ankle and managing the loo he offered to help.
And I have ibs and sometimes don't make the loo. I don't tell him "I've shit myself" just that I didn't make it and need to pop a wash on.

My husband too. He definitely wouldn’t care about looking after me and cleaning up all sorts. I just wouldn’t send a text like that and neither would he.

Lovinglife57 · 16/05/2024 21:30

crumbpet · 16/05/2024 20:23

Why are you assuming?

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I wasn’t assuming sweetie read the post

Lovinglife57 · 16/05/2024 21:29

Lovinglife57 · 16/05/2024 21:23

Right back at ya

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your welcome

YoureALizardHarry11 · 16/05/2024 21:28

Janiie · 16/05/2024 21:19

'Its Chrohns.. not chrone... (ffs). My husband has it and when he has ever "shit his pants" in the 22 years I have known him all I have felt is sympathy.'

Crohn's . It's crohn's ('ffs' Grin)

The op's dh does not have crohns so 0/10 for relevance.

Are you psychic, are you? How do you know OP’s husband doesn’t have Crohns, unbeknownst to him or the OP? Or some bug or food intolerance? Do you seriously think adults shit themselves for fun? It’s amazing how you guessed a strangers health status 😂

Rookangaroo4 · 16/05/2024 21:28

It wouldn’t put me off but I’d find it disgusting. However he’d find it more disgusting so just wouldn’t send something like that. And no we’re not boring. We’ve been together nearly 30 years and have plenty of fun but that is a step too far for me/us.

SwingTheMonkey · 16/05/2024 21:26

It wouldn’t ’put me off’ my husband because we’re a middle aged married couple, not a pair of 15 year olds.

My husband actually has text from work to say he’d shit himself - because he’d come down with norovirus whilst there. I had sympathy at the time. Now we laugh about it.

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Whattochoosetowatch · 16/05/2024 21:25

@Badburyrings It was rude, you put ffs, after getting wrong the way you thought I’d spelt it and then according to a poster above, you spelt it wrong yourself…ffs 👍

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Lovinglife57 · 16/05/2024 21:23

DistinguishedSocialCommentator · 16/05/2024 21:23

Thank you, Einstein...

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Right back at ya

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