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Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

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MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:08

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

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Newname71 · 16/05/2024 18:25

Coaltodiamonds · 16/05/2024 11:54

Well I just googled Aitch as I'd never heard of him and I definitely would not be letting him put anything up my bum for sure! Robert de Niro on the other hand.....

😂😂😂

Newname71 · 16/05/2024 18:23

AlltheFs · 16/05/2024 11:27

They really wouldn’t. Veiled references within the genre are within the Ofcom code. Overt sexual references aren’t.

You can say anus. You can’t say Fuck me in the arse.

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Just nearly choked on a Pringle! 😂😂

PaintMyDoor · 16/05/2024 18:22

I heard this Aitch track on the radio coming home from work today, it’s gone from a mildly annoying song sung by a filthy pipsqueak to something that’s made me smile. Thanks OP 😊

TeabySea · 16/05/2024 18:19

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:08

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

This reminds me of the first time The X files was on. Dana Scully said '...something something Fox..' and my mum leaped up to turn it off, appalled about "disgusting language on television". We said "But he's called FOX, what did you think she said?"
(FWIW mum was quite strident about not having any 'bad language' in the house, so that made it about 10x funnier)

sparklestar123 · 16/05/2024 18:17

I remember the good old days when ‘The Bad Touch’ by the Bloodhound Gang came out

HopeSpringsInfernal · 16/05/2024 18:13

For years I thought that ABBA were singing
'Take me to the doctors'
In Gimme Gimme Gimme

QueenCarrot · 16/05/2024 18:12

alibongo5 · 16/05/2024 18:01

I had to check what they were saying as I thought they were saying "I've a real Madonna" which thinking about it made little sense. But neither does Ivory Madonna which is apparently what they say.

My misheard lyric was in Golden Brown where I thought he said "Lays me down with my Manshiro". I had no idea what a Manshiro was but thought it was something Mexican perhaps - a hat, sword or senorita? Apparently it's actually "with my mind she runs". When I was discussing this with friends, it seems a lot agreed with me!

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I thought he really liked cheese and it was lay me down with my manchego 🤣🤣

BlowDryRat · 16/05/2024 18:11

Many years ago, I had a good rant about how wrong it was to have song lyrics making fun of people with Tourette syndrome. My friend listened to my rant, then gently pointed out that the song and lyrics were "I predict a riot", rather that "I've got Tourettes".

RookieMa · 16/05/2024 18:10

What's wrong with saying anus

It's not a swear word

NevermindNelson · 16/05/2024 18:08

MumblesParty · 16/05/2024 16:31

@useruserna thats a good point - what are the UB40 lyrics, I’ve never known , and I can’t google as I don’t know the title.

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Ivory Madonna. It’s Food for Thought.

NevermindNelson · 16/05/2024 18:07

useruserna · 16/05/2024 16:26

"Exodus, move you funky people" is what I always heard (not "Exodus, movement of Jah people").

Also, I thought UB40 were singing "I'm a prima donna.."

Me too with the UB40.

I also thought that Chaka Khan was singing, “Climb every woman.”

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 16/05/2024 18:05

useruserna · 16/05/2024 16:26

"Exodus, move you funky people" is what I always heard (not "Exodus, movement of Jah people").

Also, I thought UB40 were singing "I'm a prima donna.."

Clearly "I'm a Prima Donna". No other interpretation acceptable.

liveforsummer · 16/05/2024 18:03

So I didn’t mishear, he did it on purpose?

You did mishear. He hints towards anAL sEx at times but not here!

alibongo5 · 16/05/2024 18:01

useruserna · 16/05/2024 16:26

"Exodus, move you funky people" is what I always heard (not "Exodus, movement of Jah people").

Also, I thought UB40 were singing "I'm a prima donna.."

I had to check what they were saying as I thought they were saying "I've a real Madonna" which thinking about it made little sense. But neither does Ivory Madonna which is apparently what they say.

My misheard lyric was in Golden Brown where I thought he said "Lays me down with my Manshiro". I had no idea what a Manshiro was but thought it was something Mexican perhaps - a hat, sword or senorita? Apparently it's actually "with my mind she runs". When I was discussing this with friends, it seems a lot agreed with me!

pinkyredrose · 16/05/2024 17:58

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 17:51

“the words”

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😁Well played OP 😀

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MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 17:52

BustyLee · 16/05/2024 17:17

mingetoo - sorry Mangetout is embarrassed because of what she thinks the mistake says about her but I too think she should get over it (this is not a double entendre).

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I really am not.

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MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 17:51

pinkyredrose · 16/05/2024 17:11

Just say the words!

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“the words”

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mimbleandlittlemy · 16/05/2024 17:48

Cesarina · 16/05/2024 17:39

Abba's "Super Trouper"........"I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tesco"......

I thought it was Tesco for years.
Also thought Chakka Khan wanted to Climb Every Woman.

@MangetoutsaysGetOutMan I so hope you called the BBC's duty office in outraged indignation and gave them the best laugh they've had after a phone call for months.

User1979289 · 16/05/2024 17:46

H is a daft lad from Salford. He is not the problem here. Porn hub and availability of porn featuring anal sex and choking is the problem.

OneRedSandal · 16/05/2024 17:42

Nevermind91 · 16/05/2024 17:01

Radio 1 does seem to have some iffy stuff on it these days. I haven't listened willingly for many years.
On a long car journey a couple of years ago, our daughter requested Radio 1, so on it went. They were reading out 'would you rather' choices.
The first one we heard was "Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex and join in, or masturbate in front of them?" This was early evening.

Which one did she pick?

Cesarina · 16/05/2024 17:39

Abba's "Super Trouper"........"I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tesco"......

LakieLady · 16/05/2024 17:37

SpidersAreShitheads · 16/05/2024 15:22

My DD used to sing songs at Brownies, and there was a big favourite called I'm Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee.

DD - up to the age of 12 when she left - was utterly insistent that the song was Bringing Home a Baby Bumhole Bee. Every week she belted out those lyrics, loud and proud.

I did try to explain it was bumblebee but she wasn't having it.

😂

A bumhole bee could be painful, and it'd be hell of a job geting the sting out.

BustyLaRoux · 16/05/2024 17:36

What is anl sx???? Is the same as telling someone they’re anus?

BustyLaRoux · 16/05/2024 17:34

Anus???? Baby you’re ANUS???? Why he would call someone anus?

JJathome · 16/05/2024 17:31

GirlOfThe70s · 16/05/2024 14:41

My friend says she doesn't remember this, but I'm sure she's just blanked it out. Many years ago she was singing (for some reason) the Elvis hit 'Are You Lonesome Tonight'. When she got to the line 'Do the chairs in your parlour seem empty and bare?', she sang 'The chairs in your parlour, cementy and bare'. She said that perhaps he had taken the real chairs away and she had to get cement ones????

For some reason that really made me laugh, 😂😂😂

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