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Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

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MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:08

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

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Sarah2891 · 16/05/2024 11:46

meganorks · 16/05/2024 11:20

Loving the new version! To be fair, most of Aitch's lyrics are about what a horrible, dirty little scrote he is, so maybe he does have a song about someone's anus.
He really reminds me of loads of the awful little shits from my school, and fully gives me the creeps

Agree about Aitch. He does have songs that mention anal sex.
This charming lyric "Shorty said she on her period, I might put it all in her backside"

This thread gave me a laugh though with the misheard lyric

minou123 · 16/05/2024 11:45

LardoBurrows · 16/05/2024 11:42

You can say anus. You can’t say Fuck me in the arse.

No, you'd have to say Fuck me in the anus.
Or, if you are the Op, Fuck me in the A-List.

😁

Is this going to be a new MN euphemism - like the oxo tower and centre parcs?

Funkyslippers · 16/05/2024 11:45

JanglingJack · 16/05/2024 11:42

Relax!

When you wanna cum.

(I hate saying cum, but it needs spelling out now)

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Exactly why it was banned from TV and radio

Although the lyrics say "come"

Devilsmommy · 16/05/2024 11:45

Jackiebrambles · 16/05/2024 11:19

lol at this thread 🤣 love misheard lyrics.

I still rib my dh for thinking it was ‘Robert DeNiro’s waiting… Talking to Tanya’ in that Bananarama track!

Someone I knew thought Robert DeNiro was waiting, talking Italian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ratfinkstinkypink · 16/05/2024 11:45

The first time I heard Big in Japan (showing my age now) I thought he was singing "big in your pants...", now that is ALL I can hear when I listen to those lyrics

flumpedy · 16/05/2024 11:44

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:32

Thank you for your validation. There are threads on here about the rise in anl sx on girls as a standard part of sx which is why I took it at face value.

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More like ‘arse value’

although taking it at face value would mean you hadn’t misheard… perhaps think about where your brain was venturing early in the morning?

Funkyslippers · 16/05/2024 11:43

If definitely be Googling the lyrics before I make a thread about them in future, OP! But you've given us all a laugh 🤣

JanglingJack · 16/05/2024 11:42

maudelovesharold · 16/05/2024 11:34

Do you really think the lyric
‘I’m attracted to your status, maybe your anus’ would be accepted by Radio 1?

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Relax!

When you wanna cum.

(I hate saying cum, but it needs spelling out now)

LardoBurrows · 16/05/2024 11:42

You can say anus. You can’t say Fuck me in the arse.

No, you'd have to say Fuck me in the anus.
Or, if you are the Op, Fuck me in the A-List.

IncompleteSenten · 16/05/2024 11:42

You know you could just laugh at yourself and say you misheard.

Youdontevengohere · 16/05/2024 11:41

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:32

Thank you for your validation. There are threads on here about the rise in anl sx on girls as a standard part of sx which is why I took it at face value.

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Well it’s not ‘face value’, because face value would be its actual lyrics!

JanglingJack · 16/05/2024 11:40

Oh I'm loving it!!!

Have never even heard the song, but I know what I'll be singing 😂😂

DelilahBucket · 16/05/2024 11:37

Thanks OP you've made my day there 😂. So bad is your pearl clutching you can't even write naughty words on Mumsnet 🤣

TheYearOfSmallThings · 16/05/2024 11:36

I mean Mumsnet is always very strong on using the correct medical term for body parts, so maybe H is getting on board with that?

LutonBeds · 16/05/2024 11:36

Dunkinn · 16/05/2024 11:22

Oh, that's brilliant.

Mine is Jason Derulo, Want To Want Me. It starts off, "It's too hard to sleep, I got the sheets on the floor..." Except the way he says"sheets" really sounds like "shits." So every time that song starts on the radio, I hear: "It's too hard to sleep, I got the shits..." and I do a double take. Like WTF, Radio 1?! I don't need to hear about this guy's digestive disturbances...

I thought it was “too hot to sleep”, hence why his sheets were on the floor 🤔

maudelovesharold · 16/05/2024 11:34

AlltheFs · 16/05/2024 11:27

They really wouldn’t. Veiled references within the genre are within the Ofcom code. Overt sexual references aren’t.

You can say anus. You can’t say Fuck me in the arse.

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Do you really think the lyric
‘I’m attracted to your status, maybe your anus’ would be accepted by Radio 1?

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MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:32

meganorks · 16/05/2024 11:20

Loving the new version! To be fair, most of Aitch's lyrics are about what a horrible, dirty little scrote he is, so maybe he does have a song about someone's anus.
He really reminds me of loads of the awful little shits from my school, and fully gives me the creeps

Thank you for your validation. There are threads on here about the rise in anl sx on girls as a standard part of sx which is why I took it at face value.

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AlltheFs · 16/05/2024 11:27

maudelovesharold · 16/05/2024 11:22

But there is nothing wrong with the word anus anyway. It’s hardly offensive.

No, but I think Radio 1 would balk at (not very) veiled references to anal sex in song lyrics!

They really wouldn’t. Veiled references within the genre are within the Ofcom code. Overt sexual references aren’t.

You can say anus. You can’t say Fuck me in the arse.

PaintMyDoor · 16/05/2024 11:26

😂love this thread! Thanks OP!

I'm pondering whether anyone in the entire world would actually go "hmm, yeah, I'm really attracted to your anus" as if it's a normal and successful wooing technique.

I'm also hearing the OP say "who is this H?" in a Nikki Big Brother (RIP) outraged voice.

LardoBurrows · 16/05/2024 11:26

Jackiebrambles · 16/05/2024 11:19

lol at this thread 🤣 love misheard lyrics.

I still rib my dh for thinking it was ‘Robert DeNiro’s waiting… Talking to Tanya’ in that Bananarama track!

🤣🤣🤣

Dunkinn · 16/05/2024 11:22

Oh, that's brilliant.

Mine is Jason Derulo, Want To Want Me. It starts off, "It's too hard to sleep, I got the sheets on the floor..." Except the way he says"sheets" really sounds like "shits." So every time that song starts on the radio, I hear: "It's too hard to sleep, I got the shits..." and I do a double take. Like WTF, Radio 1?! I don't need to hear about this guy's digestive disturbances...

maudelovesharold · 16/05/2024 11:22

But there is nothing wrong with the word anus anyway. It’s hardly offensive.

No, but I think Radio 1 would balk at (not very) veiled references to anal sex in song lyrics!

Freeasabird76 · 16/05/2024 11:21

Until three days ago I thought Taylor swift's song Karma was saying Connor.🤣🤣
Connor was my boyfriend,Connor was my cat.

meganorks · 16/05/2024 11:20

Loving the new version! To be fair, most of Aitch's lyrics are about what a horrible, dirty little scrote he is, so maybe he does have a song about someone's anus.
He really reminds me of loads of the awful little shits from my school, and fully gives me the creeps

DoorOpening · 16/05/2024 11:20

I think this might tell us more about what’s on your mind than what’s on the singer’s mind…..