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Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

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MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:08

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

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FuckTheClubUp · 16/05/2024 12:02

Who is this H?

This is funnier than the lyrics that you misheard😂😂😂😂 ‘H’😂😂

Runningbird43 · 16/05/2024 12:02

BettyBooper · 16/05/2024 11:57

I was trying to think of a word that rhymes with 'planet'. Was seriously struggling 🤣!

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Me too! Then going through all the planets trying to figure out which one rhymes.

Anus doesn’t rhyme with any planet 😂

BettyBooper · 16/05/2024 12:00

Laiste · 16/05/2024 12:00

A few years ago now i was a bit puzzled about what runtering was. Brian sounded very determined it should happen ...

Brian Adams.
I'm Gonna Runter You

😳

🤣🤣🤣

Wonkypictureframe · 16/05/2024 12:00

Rock DJ is supposed to be about anal. Music is full of double meanings - probably thousands have references we innocents don’t spot.

Laiste · 16/05/2024 12:00

A few years ago now i was a bit puzzled about what runtering was. Brian sounded very determined it should happen ...

Brian Adams.
I'm Gonna Runter You

😳

WhereIsMyLight · 16/05/2024 11:59

The song is about Aitch wanting a famous girlfriend, for nothing more than her being famous and attractive. His songs generally paint the picture of him being a creep though.

There are some songs that I think aren’t suitable for children if they understood the lyrics. Then I remember I was 5 bouncing round my room singing “if you wanna be my lover, you have got give, taking is too easy but that’s the way it is”.

BettyBooper · 16/05/2024 11:58

Coaltodiamonds · 16/05/2024 11:54

Well I just googled Aitch as I'd never heard of him and I definitely would not be letting him put anything up my bum for sure! Robert de Niro on the other hand.....

This is brilliant! 😂😂😂

BettyBooper · 16/05/2024 11:57

BobbyBiscuits · 16/05/2024 11:55

At first I thought you were complaining they used the word 'arse,' as in rhymes with Mars. Lol.
Funny though 🤣

I was trying to think of a word that rhymes with 'planet'. Was seriously struggling 🤣!

TheGrimSqueakersFlea · 16/05/2024 11:57

Why are you afraid to say sex,anus,and anal?

SocksAndTheCity · 16/05/2024 11:56

BobbyBiscuits · 16/05/2024 11:55

At first I thought you were complaining they used the word 'arse,' as in rhymes with Mars. Lol.
Funny though 🤣

I thought that too! Either way - quality 😂

WetBandits · 16/05/2024 11:55

Don't listen to Stargirl by McFly, whatever you do! 🤭

BobbyBiscuits · 16/05/2024 11:55

At first I thought you were complaining they used the word 'arse,' as in rhymes with Mars. Lol.
Funny though 🤣

Dunkinn · 16/05/2024 11:54

LutonBeds · 16/05/2024 11:36

I thought it was “too hot to sleep”, hence why his sheets were on the floor 🤔

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You could be right - I'm sure that if I can mishear "shits" for "sheets," then I can also mishear "too hard" for "too hot"!

Regardless: as far as I'm concerned, this is now a song about diarrhoeia.

ObliviousCoalmine · 16/05/2024 11:54

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:08

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

Oh mate. You've clearly got anal on the brain.

Also, it's Aitch. Like the phonetic pronunciation, not the letter H like the guy from Steps.

Have you tried Classic FM? It's much gentler.

Coaltodiamonds · 16/05/2024 11:54

Well I just googled Aitch as I'd never heard of him and I definitely would not be letting him put anything up my bum for sure! Robert de Niro on the other hand.....

Notamum12345577 · 16/05/2024 11:54

H - A singer from the best group ever, Steps 😁

Moveoverdarlin · 16/05/2024 11:53

Devilsmommy · 16/05/2024 11:45

Someone I knew thought Robert DeNiro was waiting, talking Italian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Those are the lyrics. Robert DeNiro’s waiting…talking Italian.

Devilsmommy · 16/05/2024 11:53

BettyBooper · 16/05/2024 11:50

What?! Is it not?! 😳

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Apparently it is though I've heard so many say talking to Tanya I just accepted it 😂 I'm not a bananarama fan🤣

BettyBooper · 16/05/2024 11:52

QueenCarrot · 16/05/2024 11:49

It is ‘Robert de Niro’s waiting, Talking Italian’. What do you think it says?

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So confused...🤣

MonsteraMama · 16/05/2024 11:52

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:32

Thank you for your validation. There are threads on here about the rise in anl sx on girls as a standard part of sx which is why I took it at face value.

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You can say sex and anal, and even anus. This is a grown up website for grown ups. Stop trying to sensor normal words with asterisks, you're just making your formatting look weird.

MuttsNutts · 16/05/2024 11:52

Devilsmommy · 16/05/2024 11:45

Someone I knew thought Robert DeNiro was waiting, talking Italian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Except those are the actual lyrics Confused

Chaney · 16/05/2024 11:52

Ever notice how the pearl clutchers are often the ones with the filthiest minds?

Amazed at what went through your mind, OP.

BettyBooper · 16/05/2024 11:50

Devilsmommy · 16/05/2024 11:45

Someone I knew thought Robert DeNiro was waiting, talking Italian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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What?! Is it not?! 😳

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MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:49

Sarah2891 · 16/05/2024 11:46

Agree about Aitch. He does have songs that mention anal sex.
This charming lyric "Shorty said she on her period, I might put it all in her backside"

This thread gave me a laugh though with the misheard lyric

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So I didn’t mishear, he did it on purpose?

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QueenCarrot · 16/05/2024 11:49

Devilsmommy · 16/05/2024 11:45

Someone I knew thought Robert DeNiro was waiting, talking Italian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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It is ‘Robert de Niro’s waiting, Talking Italian’. What do you think it says?

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