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Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

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MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:08

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

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KreedKafer · 16/05/2024 13:44

MangetoutsaysGetOutMan · 16/05/2024 11:49

So I didn’t mishear, he did it on purpose?

No. You misheard.

He does have other songs that might mention bumming, but they would absolutely not be getting played on Radio 1 at school run time, so they don’t concern you and your children aren’t going to hear a song about taking it up the arse without your say-so.

Just laugh at your mistake and move on like anyone else would.

x2boys · 16/05/2024 13:42

Laiste · 16/05/2024 12:00

A few years ago now i was a bit puzzled about what runtering was. Brian sounded very determined it should happen ...

Brian Adams.
I'm Gonna Runter You

😳

On another misheard lyrics thread a poster misheard Bryan Adams " I got my first real six string "
As " I got my first real.sex dream"!

maudelovesharold · 16/05/2024 13:31

its4oclocksomewheretrish · 16/05/2024 12:14

What has this world come to.

In my day, swearing in music was unheard of. Naming body parts in songs is obscene. The point of music is to express oneself, not to name as many body parts as possible.

I'm sorry that you had to hear that xx

You don’t need to be sorry for someone who didn’t actually hear something they thought they were offended by.

Billyhargrovesmullet · 16/05/2024 13:13

Hilarious 🤣

SantanaBinLorry · 16/05/2024 13:12

BobbyBiscuits · 16/05/2024 11:55

At first I thought you were complaining they used the word 'arse,' as in rhymes with Mars. Lol.
Funny though 🤣

Thank fuck fr this, me too! 😆

Jewelanemone · 16/05/2024 13:00

This thread is the funniest thing I've read in a very long time. Thank you everyone! 😆

DahliaSmith · 16/05/2024 12:56

I'm now up for a Runtering from Robert DeNiro and it's not even 1pm, but Aitch is apparently saying A-List, not anus, if that makes you feel any better.

minou123 · 16/05/2024 12:53

DelilahBucket · 16/05/2024 12:43

Can't tell if you are being sarcastic or whether you need to read the full thread before commenting 😂

I couldn't tell either.

But it got me thinking of when music didn't mention any body parts.
I got to the 18th century, but only because there was no words to the music.

BustyLee · 16/05/2024 12:52

Youdontevengohere · 16/05/2024 11:41

Well it’s not ‘face value’, because face value would be its actual lyrics!

Thank you.

maudelovesharold · 16/05/2024 12:49

FuckTheClubUp · 16/05/2024 12:05

OP never said it rhymes though. They said ‘maybe your a (sounds* like a planet)’.

Anus sounds like the planet Uranus…

Your anus (as in the op’s lyrics), even more so!

Devilsmommy · 16/05/2024 12:48

SoulMole · 16/05/2024 12:47

It is??!

Been over this already 😂 I'm not a fan of them and I'd heard Tanya from so many people I assumed it was that

SoulMole · 16/05/2024 12:47

Devilsmommy · 16/05/2024 11:45

Someone I knew thought Robert DeNiro was waiting, talking Italian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is??!

OneTC · 16/05/2024 12:45

I'm Gonna Runter You

😀

Youdontevengohere · 16/05/2024 12:44

DelilahBucket · 16/05/2024 12:43

Can't tell if you are being sarcastic or whether you need to read the full thread before commenting 😂

I couldn’t tell if it was sarcasm either!

DelilahBucket · 16/05/2024 12:43

its4oclocksomewheretrish · 16/05/2024 12:14

What has this world come to.

In my day, swearing in music was unheard of. Naming body parts in songs is obscene. The point of music is to express oneself, not to name as many body parts as possible.

I'm sorry that you had to hear that xx

Can't tell if you are being sarcastic or whether you need to read the full thread before commenting 😂

BodyKeepingScore · 16/05/2024 12:14

OP mishears lyrics. OP gets offended by words which aren't even in the song. Standard day on Mumsnet...

its4oclocksomewheretrish · 16/05/2024 12:14

What has this world come to.

In my day, swearing in music was unheard of. Naming body parts in songs is obscene. The point of music is to express oneself, not to name as many body parts as possible.

I'm sorry that you had to hear that xx

MermaidEyes · 16/05/2024 12:12

@PaintMyDoor 😆😆

FrancisSeaton · 16/05/2024 12:10

I'm really trying not to lol reading this at work

RoobarbAndMustard · 16/05/2024 12:09

Years ago my friend was singing along to a song....
'Shake your P45'

It's was actually 'Shake your B O D Y'

She had form for getting things wrong. Once said in a pub quiz that Louis Armstrong was the first man on the moon.

PaintMyDoor · 16/05/2024 12:08

MermaidEyes · 16/05/2024 12:06

Have a listen to "Appetite for Destruction". I reckon it'll be right up your street.

Or up the Op's alley, depending on how she takes it.

MermaidEyes · 16/05/2024 12:06

Have a listen to "Appetite for Destruction". I reckon it'll be right up your street.

FuckTheClubUp · 16/05/2024 12:05

Runningbird43 · 16/05/2024 12:02

Me too! Then going through all the planets trying to figure out which one rhymes.

Anus doesn’t rhyme with any planet 😂

OP never said it rhymes though. They said ‘maybe your a (sounds* like a planet)’.

Anus sounds like the planet Uranus…

OneTC · 16/05/2024 12:03

Fair play on coming back to this thread OP

Some would be a few name changes from by this point Grin

Damnyourheadshoulderskneesandtoes · 16/05/2024 12:03

Time to switch to Radio 2 OP. It happens to us all Grin

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