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Strange celeb crushes

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annoyance888 · 13/05/2024 14:12

I'll go first

Marcus Wareing
Cheerful Charlie (Clarksons Farm)

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Objectionhearsayspeculation · 27/06/2024 11:54

Robert Carlyle but only as Rumpelstiltskin in Once Upon a Time
Mark Labett it's his intelligence especially on The Chase
Eysteinn Sigurõarsorson, Sigtrygger from The Last Kingdom

cavalier · 27/06/2024 11:42

TheMarzipanDildo · 27/06/2024 10:44

Would they go in for that do you think?

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😂😂 omg .. JC? .. can’t stand anything about him but you’ve actually made me chuckle with your post

cavalier · 27/06/2024 11:41

Eddy redmayne .. gives me hot flushes lol

Ivehadtonamechangeforthiscrush · 27/06/2024 11:35

Roger Allam but only as Peter Mannion
Ditto Peter Capaldi as Malcom Tucker
Oh and Michael Portillo 🫣

foxychox · 27/06/2024 11:34

Andrew Graham Dixon - swoooonnnnn

FastFood · 27/06/2024 11:29

Rishi Sunak
Tom Courtenay (young and old)
Sherlock Hound (the dog one)
Konstantin from Killing Eve
Roman Abramovich

MaureenYoureNoHelpBehindTheDoor · 27/06/2024 11:26

Stephen Mangan

And Dogtanian (80s/90s version) 😂

TheMarzipanDildo · 27/06/2024 11:21

DelythBeautyQueen · 27/06/2024 11:09

Ed Miliband and Ed Balls. And I have never even voted Labour!

I see the Ed Balls thing. He has a friendly face.

My weird mild politician crushes are Zac Goldsmith and Gavin Williamson (and I’ve never voted Tory). I had to google ‘Tory politician fireplace shop’ to find GW though because that was all I could remember about him!

Spidey66 · 27/06/2024 11:18

Keir Starmer. Everyone thinks I'm barking but I cant help it.

Soukmyfalafel · 27/06/2024 11:16

@IamaRevenant I actually knew two people that looked exactly like Brett and Duane (was that their names?) They didn't know each other, but I was hoping they'd bump into each other for comedy effect. Never happened. Neither were musical. I bet you would have been all over them. They both would have appreciated it as they were both even more awkward than those two characters and never really dated.

DelythBeautyQueen · 27/06/2024 11:09

Ed Miliband and Ed Balls. And I have never even voted Labour!

WetBandits · 27/06/2024 11:08

TheMarzipanDildo · 27/06/2024 10:44

Would they go in for that do you think?

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Joe would!

WetBandits · 27/06/2024 11:07

Patrick Stewart is old enough to be my Grandad but I’ve always had such a crush on him!

IamaRevenant · 27/06/2024 11:05

Soukmyfalafel · 27/06/2024 10:40

It's Jeremy's socks and sandals combo that is enticing. Plus he is a keen allotment holder like me. We could have innuendo filled flirting about melons and courgettes.

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This has reminded me of two other crushes. This song is very fitting 'being lewd with two dudes and food'

Yes please 😍

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

Flight of the Conchords Ep 4 If You're Into It

If you want me toI could hang 'round with youIf I only knewThat's what you're into.You and himHim and youIf that's whatYou're intoHim hanging 'roundAround yo...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

Newname71 · 27/06/2024 10:45

Mrsjayy · 24/06/2024 23:33

Marcus wareing is lovely that voice 😍

Mine is Jack Black i will now need to name change and never say it again 😀

Mine is Jack Black too!!
I just love him ❤️

TheMarzipanDildo · 27/06/2024 10:44

IamaRevenant · 26/06/2024 23:38

Ricky Gervais and Joe Lycett. I'd give Jeremy Corbyn a go too. Possibly all three at once.

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Would they go in for that do you think?

TheMarzipanDildo · 27/06/2024 10:41

Soukmyfalafel · 26/06/2024 21:57

Stephen Graham has weirdly caught my eye lately.

I also still like Bob Mortimer.

Bob Mortimer is lovely. He’s the same age as my dad but that’s scruples Grin

Soukmyfalafel · 27/06/2024 10:40

IamaRevenant · 26/06/2024 23:38

Ricky Gervais and Joe Lycett. I'd give Jeremy Corbyn a go too. Possibly all three at once.

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It's Jeremy's socks and sandals combo that is enticing. Plus he is a keen allotment holder like me. We could have innuendo filled flirting about melons and courgettes.

TheMarzipanDildo · 27/06/2024 10:38

Steve Pemberton does have gorgeous eyes.

It’s Reece Shearsmith for me (I don’t think that’s weird though)

And Mark Gatiss as the Victorian Dr Chinnery in the LoG Christmas special (specific).

Imisshimtoo · 27/06/2024 10:28

IamaRevenant · 26/06/2024 23:41

Oh dear!

Any feelings for Nick Griffin?

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I don’t even know who that is?

Meadowwild · 27/06/2024 10:07

SinisterBumFacedCat · 27/06/2024 00:59

Got to agree with you, he has the most amazing eyes. I fancy him more when he’s playing someone evil.

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SP is a good one. He was the ugliest man I had ever seen when I was young. And now he's really good looking. No one has aged as well as him. Not just those eyes, but he looks so healthy now, when in his youth he looked really sedentary and puffy.

Mrsjayy · 27/06/2024 08:18

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/06/2024 19:31

You can distract Reece which leaves the field free for me o run off with Steve Pemberton.

SP has the most amazing eyes , evil, sorrowful, bawdy .

Even as Pops Blush

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Oh! even as Pops😳😂

Workasateamanddoitmyway · 27/06/2024 08:15

ChipsCheeseAndGravey · 27/06/2024 00:01

Richard Hammond - I literally remember the episode of Top Gear I saw him on where he had this sea shell necklace on and a leather jacket and ever since I’ve been smitten. Don’t even care he’s short.
Jarvis Cocker - I didn’t think I’d fancy him now but I saw him in concert and even tho he’s too old for me he’s still got it. He kind of looks like he smells funny tho I can’t lie.

I'm with you on The Hamster. I took a shine to him when he was wearing the pink motorbike helmet and goggles in Vietman. He looked so manly and cool in a short way.

Strange celeb crushes
CantDealwithChristmas · 27/06/2024 07:31

ColinMyWifeBridgerton · 27/06/2024 00:14

Haha fucking hell, I'm so glad you elaborated because I was convinced you were talking about Snoopy the Dog. "Beautiful delicate and well drawn..."

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hahahaha

although talking of cartoon characters, I will admit that my first "crush" (not erotic obvs) was the Fox Robin Hood in the 80s children's cartoon series

22H · 27/06/2024 01:31

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