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To ask why men have to wee standing up?

178 replies

AngeloMysterioso · 13/05/2024 12:43

Why? Just why?

Fair enough if all they have is a urinal or a tree at their disposal, but if they’re in a bathroom with a toilet, why do they have to stand up?

My DS1 was doing absolutely fine sitting on his little clip in loo seat thing and just pointing his willy down, until my FIL in all his wisdom decided to teach him the joys of a stand up wee, and now I am constantly having to clean up puddles of piss on the floor from when he misses.

Why????????

OP posts:
Yellowhammer09 · 13/05/2024 12:55

YANBU! I've noticed that most men never clean up their spills, either 🤢 I'm thankful my DH is a sit-down wee-er. It's so much nicer to live with.

OneTC · 13/05/2024 12:52

toomuchfaff · 13/05/2024 12:50

Usually given reason when I've questioned it previously is the grossness and cold of the willy touching porcelain... not a problem for young children, more issue as he grown up!

You don't need to wipe your dick on a toilet when you sit on it

toomuchfaff · 13/05/2024 12:50

Usually given reason when I've questioned it previously is the grossness and cold of the willy touching porcelain... not a problem for young children, more issue as he grown up!