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Noises in kitchen, absolutely shitting myself

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Kidulthood2027 · 05/05/2024 21:54

First of all, I have a huge phobia of rats. To the point I can’t function if there is one nearby. I have fainted before when seeing one as a teenager.

anyway, partner is currently out with a mate and won’t be home for a few hours. I cooked my dinner and left his portion on the kitchen counter next to microwave for him to warm up when he gets in, as I’ll likely have gone to bed by then. Went back into living room and put TV on not thinking anything of it, door to kitchen slightly ajar. I can now hear rustling noises. Really weird, the dryer and washer aren’t on and I can’t think of anything else that would explain the noise. It’s really loud though, like something has taken food from the plate and is dragging it along the kitchen floor/kitchen counter, I’m genuinely terrified and physically can’t move from the sofa to go and look. The kitchen counters are raised a few inches from the floor so would be easy for rats to be under there. I’m really frightened so please talk to me until partner gets home as I genuinely am stuck to the sofa with fear.

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CaravaggiosCat · 06/05/2024 15:45

Louise303 · 06/05/2024 13:33

So funny reminds me of the YouTube prank to a pest control company regarding noisy pigeons.

Haha.. Phone jacker.....'I'm a mouse!'...used to love that back in the day.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 06/05/2024 15:42

I expect the salmon came back to life, scuffled all the potato wedges across the floor then swallowed the rat, then swallowed the cat to catch the rat, then swallowed the OP and the tipsy Mr OP, then fell asleep.

It's the only explanation, if you think about it.

SammyScrounge · 06/05/2024 14:17

Maybe it was the bear which do many said they would rather meet than a man! Gulp!

SophieJo · 06/05/2024 14:03

Oldermum84 · 06/05/2024 12:54

Why to god is there no update???!??!!!

Was it all a dream!

Yellowbananasarebetterthangreen · 06/05/2024 14:02

Im with you op. I freak out totally regarding mice. Obviously rats are worse! Ive experienced both.
Placemarking for the update re what it is/was. No idea why someone said "rats dont make that much noise" - They for sure can make a lot of noise!

JosiePosey · 06/05/2024 13:55

flatironbuildin · 06/05/2024 12:44

I actually can't believe that an adult would just run upstairs when they have heard noises that suggest that an animal of some sort is in the kitchen. If it's that loud it's obviously not a rat and the the potential damage not to mention clean up job of leaving whatever it is - a cat or a squirrel just roving around is unbelievable.

If it was a rat or a mouse if you banged about a bit as you approached it would run off so there is no need to be that scared.

Even allowing for a rat phobia, given it almost certainly is not a rat, just running off is the most stupid thing to do.

Yeah but what if it runs TOWARDS you?

I had a rat come in the kitchen door. My dog alerted me there was something there. When I looked down the back of the chest freezer I could see its profile. I had to drag the dogs away and shut the front room door and hope it left by itself.

When I went back in the kitchen I had to cross it to go in the bedroom to get my shoes, whereby I realised that door had been open and it could have gone in there instead of out the back door 😩 Or attack my feet as I crossed the room.

Eventually I go my shoes on and psyched myself up to move the fridge and freezer to check it had gone.

Its only by a miracle that I am still here today and it didn't jump out and chew my neck open.

It had left of its own accord.

But the fear was real. As were the fucking night terrors that there was a rat in the bed ffs.

Branster · 06/05/2024 13:50

Oldermum84 · 06/05/2024 12:54

Why to god is there no update???!??!!!

OP has sadly gone.

The same way as the lady with the dog walking through a field with angry crows.
I still think about that thread every time I walk my dogs and they disturb crows in fields. Very sad and a lesson to us all! That was a brilliant thread, so so so funny and educational too.

INeedVitaminSea · 06/05/2024 13:48

Shamelessly placemarking…

(before a resigned shrug that it was just another bored Sunday night creative writing exercise)

JosiePosey · 06/05/2024 13:48

potato57 · 06/05/2024 11:28

Exposure to a phobia is the best way to cure a phobia. If it wasn't a rat, you should fill your house with them anyway.

😂😂😂

furryblanky · 06/05/2024 13:45

A ghost, a ghost of a rat ?

Knitgoodwoman · 06/05/2024 13:36

Here to find out if the Op got dragged off by a rat/ghost/a rat-ghost or a mutant cat...

Louise303 · 06/05/2024 13:33

Lwrenn · 06/05/2024 12:48

I had mice once and one prick was so noisy it should have been issued an asbo for noise pollution. Hope @Kidulthood2027 you're alright now 💐

So funny reminds me of the YouTube prank to a pest control company regarding noisy pigeons.

ShadesofPoachedSmoke · 06/05/2024 13:14

Round me, it would probably be a seagull, they are huge and utterly fearless. There's a local FB page dedicated to pictures of them nicking chips and ice cream cones out of the hands of unsuspecting tourists at the beach.

Us locals know better and take our chips home to eat once all doors and windows are locked! Grin

MiddleClassProblem · 06/05/2024 13:02

Is it a clever promo for the new ghostbusters film?

ClockworkDisaster · 06/05/2024 13:00

OP has disappeared…. Maybe it was Godzilla???

Oldermum84 · 06/05/2024 12:54

Why to god is there no update???!??!!!

MariaVT65 · 06/05/2024 12:51

flatironbuildin · 06/05/2024 12:44

I actually can't believe that an adult would just run upstairs when they have heard noises that suggest that an animal of some sort is in the kitchen. If it's that loud it's obviously not a rat and the the potential damage not to mention clean up job of leaving whatever it is - a cat or a squirrel just roving around is unbelievable.

If it was a rat or a mouse if you banged about a bit as you approached it would run off so there is no need to be that scared.

Even allowing for a rat phobia, given it almost certainly is not a rat, just running off is the most stupid thing to do.

What about if it was a snake lol

Lwrenn · 06/05/2024 12:48

I had mice once and one prick was so noisy it should have been issued an asbo for noise pollution. Hope @Kidulthood2027 you're alright now 💐

tillytoodles1 · 06/05/2024 12:45

potato57 · 06/05/2024 11:28

Exposure to a phobia is the best way to cure a phobia. If it wasn't a rat, you should fill your house with them anyway.

I doubt that very much. If I ever came face to face with a rat I'd have hysterics and pass out, my daughter had one in her garden and I ran into the lounge shaking and crying, I hadn't even seen it, she just said there's a rat ou there.When we had a mouse in the kitchen, I sat on the stairs outside our flat until my husband came home.

flatironbuildin · 06/05/2024 12:44

I actually can't believe that an adult would just run upstairs when they have heard noises that suggest that an animal of some sort is in the kitchen. If it's that loud it's obviously not a rat and the the potential damage not to mention clean up job of leaving whatever it is - a cat or a squirrel just roving around is unbelievable.

If it was a rat or a mouse if you banged about a bit as you approached it would run off so there is no need to be that scared.

Even allowing for a rat phobia, given it almost certainly is not a rat, just running off is the most stupid thing to do.

Quacking4it · 06/05/2024 12:41

What was it!

Louise303 · 06/05/2024 11:46

Rats are so noisy they only seem to come out at night its getting somewhere so block gaps with wire wool. First time in two decades we have had one in the wall they got in through next door could not sleep all night. They are so big now one jumped on our bin out the back and the ring doorbell notification pinged.

mummymayhem18 · 06/05/2024 11:44

Did you find out what it was?

BigAnne · 06/05/2024 11:44

Kidulthood2027 · 05/05/2024 23:04

Oh god don’t go there! I just watched The Nun 2 last night

😂

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