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Noises in kitchen, absolutely shitting myself

359 replies

Kidulthood2027 · 05/05/2024 21:54

First of all, I have a huge phobia of rats. To the point I can’t function if there is one nearby. I have fainted before when seeing one as a teenager.

anyway, partner is currently out with a mate and won’t be home for a few hours. I cooked my dinner and left his portion on the kitchen counter next to microwave for him to warm up when he gets in, as I’ll likely have gone to bed by then. Went back into living room and put TV on not thinking anything of it, door to kitchen slightly ajar. I can now hear rustling noises. Really weird, the dryer and washer aren’t on and I can’t think of anything else that would explain the noise. It’s really loud though, like something has taken food from the plate and is dragging it along the kitchen floor/kitchen counter, I’m genuinely terrified and physically can’t move from the sofa to go and look. The kitchen counters are raised a few inches from the floor so would be easy for rats to be under there. I’m really frightened so please talk to me until partner gets home as I genuinely am stuck to the sofa with fear.

OP posts:
RogueFemale · 07/05/2024 00:45

Actually a bit fucked off to still not know what happened 24 hrs on.

littlecurtainsdoorway · 07/05/2024 00:35

I suspect OP was just winding everyone up.

Branster · 06/05/2024 22:29

@flatironbuildin would you please be my mum?
Your post is very sensible and I shall try and remember it.
I wish you were with me when I found 2 snakes - I am way too embarrassed to go into details, but along the lines of running away waving arms about, then running back to grab my phone with no idea who to call, then running back again to get the stupid dogs, but I can't remember where I wanted to run to! Not dissimilar to running style in Benny Hill films.

Flamingogirl08 · 06/05/2024 21:49

Jesus what happened OP? Or has the rat set up camp in your house and stolen your phone?

Sauvblanctime · 06/05/2024 21:43

Op and her partner have been eaten by the catrat

that’s the only logical solutionn

HappyGoLucky96 · 06/05/2024 21:17

FanofLeaves · 06/05/2024 21:12

I suspect nothing happened at all and OP just hid upstairs all night for no reason.

probably this happens to often now don’t u think? People starting these threads either lying for no reason and getting people interested or just completely ignoring and giving no update 😂

FanofLeaves · 06/05/2024 21:12

HappyGoLucky96 · 06/05/2024 21:05

Update would be nice OP? Why start a thread and not give us an update annoys the life out me

I suspect nothing happened at all and OP just hid upstairs all night for no reason.

HappyGoLucky96 · 06/05/2024 21:05

Update would be nice OP? Why start a thread and not give us an update annoys the life out me

Fetalfractionquestion · 06/05/2024 20:10

😬 😬

Jem57 · 06/05/2024 19:15

I feel your pain,absolutely go into meltdown if I see one.

LemonadeQueen · 06/05/2024 19:14

Was it a cat? Dont leave us hanging! Hope your ok OP.

Livelovebehappy · 06/05/2024 18:07

Shan5474 · 06/05/2024 17:59

A shoe rack in the cellar??? Don’t your shoes get filled with woodlice/spiders/frogs??

It's at the top of the cellar steps in a carpeted little area. It's not your conventional cellar, but one which has an outside door out into the back garden. But yes, I do tip my shoes upside down and give them a good shake before putting them on to make sure no insects - never thought about frogs though - something else to worry about....

Shan5474 · 06/05/2024 17:59

Livelovebehappy · 06/05/2024 17:33

Absolutely terrified of rats. Goes back to when I opened the door to my cellar steps, where my shoe rack is, and there was a rat sitting in one of my shoes staring straight at me. I can’t remember a lot of what happened afterwards - only that my blood curdling screams brought half the street out. Apparently an ‘opportunist’ rat which was flying solo, and snuck in whilst I was out hanging the washing….traumatised doesn’t even come close to describing it. Really hope it wasn’t a rat, and OP is okay..

A shoe rack in the cellar??? Don’t your shoes get filled with woodlice/spiders/frogs??

HateMyselfToo · 06/05/2024 17:59

I want a mumsnetter to come on and say her cat sauntered through the door with a chunk of salmon last night - Or could just be placemarking as I'm overly invested.

BotterMon · 06/05/2024 17:37

Since OP hasn't updated has she been abducted by the alien that was stealing the salmon?

Livelovebehappy · 06/05/2024 17:33

Absolutely terrified of rats. Goes back to when I opened the door to my cellar steps, where my shoe rack is, and there was a rat sitting in one of my shoes staring straight at me. I can’t remember a lot of what happened afterwards - only that my blood curdling screams brought half the street out. Apparently an ‘opportunist’ rat which was flying solo, and snuck in whilst I was out hanging the washing….traumatised doesn’t even come close to describing it. Really hope it wasn’t a rat, and OP is okay..

Buildinganark · 06/05/2024 17:33

The OP's worst fears have been realised.

Sauvblanctime · 06/05/2024 17:13

Oh man is this gonna be another crow lady post??

flatironbuildin · 06/05/2024 17:08

MariaVT65 · 06/05/2024 12:51

What about if it was a snake lol

The same thing applies - you need to know what it is to take appropriate action to avoid bigger problems.

If it's a snake, then you probably need a vet (assuming likely escaped pet) and to coral it or trap it - because if it disappears into the house then you've got a much bigger problem - sleepness nights until you find it for one thing.

Running away like a child is just a really pathetic and irresponsible attitude for an adult to adopt. If you really have a phobia that severe (which I doubt), then it is your responsiblity as an adult to address that yourself and seek help. Worse case scenario get a neighbour to assist.

Bottom line is a problem like that is only going to become a bigger problem if you don't address it immediately.

DriftingDora · 06/05/2024 17:07

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 06/05/2024 15:42

I expect the salmon came back to life, scuffled all the potato wedges across the floor then swallowed the rat, then swallowed the cat to catch the rat, then swallowed the OP and the tipsy Mr OP, then fell asleep.

It's the only explanation, if you think about it.

No, the butler did it for sure. 😉

nikki1391 · 06/05/2024 16:59

I completely understand your reaction, I would have been the same.

I went to throw my bin out earlier and a rat ran out, I legged it to my car so quick 😭my fear would be through the roof if I heard loud noises in my kitchen

Please do update us asap, I hope it was a cat rather than rat !!!

WhoGivesaSpit · 06/05/2024 16:44

Can only assume OP has been taken by the rat Lord and is being held at his pleasure in the nearest sewer.
Her poor partner returned only to find a lukewarm salmonella riddled dinner and a hastily written ransom note from Rattington IV

Nanaof1 · 06/05/2024 16:36

Well, after 6 pages with no sign of the OP, either it was a big old rat that scared her to death or the "cat" was actually a tiger that had escaped from the zoo and had the OP for dessert.

No other scenario makes sense......😇😱😖😉

CaravaggiosCat · 06/05/2024 16:22

I've not seen that one I meant this one...not the gory one 😳