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Noises in kitchen, absolutely shitting myself

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Kidulthood2027 · 05/05/2024 21:54

First of all, I have a huge phobia of rats. To the point I can’t function if there is one nearby. I have fainted before when seeing one as a teenager.

anyway, partner is currently out with a mate and won’t be home for a few hours. I cooked my dinner and left his portion on the kitchen counter next to microwave for him to warm up when he gets in, as I’ll likely have gone to bed by then. Went back into living room and put TV on not thinking anything of it, door to kitchen slightly ajar. I can now hear rustling noises. Really weird, the dryer and washer aren’t on and I can’t think of anything else that would explain the noise. It’s really loud though, like something has taken food from the plate and is dragging it along the kitchen floor/kitchen counter, I’m genuinely terrified and physically can’t move from the sofa to go and look. The kitchen counters are raised a few inches from the floor so would be easy for rats to be under there. I’m really frightened so please talk to me until partner gets home as I genuinely am stuck to the sofa with fear.

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TortolaParadise · 12/05/2024 03:08

A dragon.

Mothership4two · 12/05/2024 01:18

Wonder if OP will pop up in another four months, which is about the timespan since we had Choccyorange's crow thread (if it is indeed the same poster as has been suggested upthread)?

We could start taking bets on what type of troublesome creature will appear next time?

Isometimeswonder · 12/05/2024 00:51

She's gone. Whatever it was. The op is no more.
We'll never know....

Icebreaker911 · 12/05/2024 00:12

I'd toss a hand grenade in there tbh, it'll be a bit noisy & there'll be f... all left of your kitchen...but... it WILL get rid of it...

Mothership4two · 12/05/2024 00:10

The first time I ever saw a cockroach @Jenelliot was when one dropped on my head in a changing room in Gibraltar. I shot out into the shop in my pants and a tshirt yelling "get it off!" and everyone laughed except OH who managed to keep a straight face. Little b*gger disappeared under some racks. Brrrr!

DrBlackbird · 12/05/2024 00:08

@Kidulthood2027 11 pages of discussion have carried on in your absence! At least tell us whether the salmon had been untouched or half eaten when you finally investigated?!

JustWantsSomeSleep · 11/05/2024 23:54

Did anyone suggest it could be the fridge / freezer self defrosting? That can make quite an odd scratching / cluttering type sound.

MidnightMusing5 · 11/05/2024 23:07

Previous message for @NotTerfNorCis

Lfcloyal · 11/05/2024 23:06

Kidulthood2027 · 05/05/2024 21:54

First of all, I have a huge phobia of rats. To the point I can’t function if there is one nearby. I have fainted before when seeing one as a teenager.

anyway, partner is currently out with a mate and won’t be home for a few hours. I cooked my dinner and left his portion on the kitchen counter next to microwave for him to warm up when he gets in, as I’ll likely have gone to bed by then. Went back into living room and put TV on not thinking anything of it, door to kitchen slightly ajar. I can now hear rustling noises. Really weird, the dryer and washer aren’t on and I can’t think of anything else that would explain the noise. It’s really loud though, like something has taken food from the plate and is dragging it along the kitchen floor/kitchen counter, I’m genuinely terrified and physically can’t move from the sofa to go and look. The kitchen counters are raised a few inches from the floor so would be easy for rats to be under there. I’m really frightened so please talk to me until partner gets home as I genuinely am stuck to the sofa with fear.

I had Rats chewing at the draft excluder brushes at the bottom of the door while I was in bed...I could hear the little gets

MidnightMusing5 · 11/05/2024 23:06

NotTerfNorCis · 05/05/2024 22:44

I've had rats several times in my house and they never once came into the house itself. They were in the loft, in the walls and under the floor.

I rigged up a Blink camera in the loft and got footage of a rat scampering about, rearing, and washing its nose. On camera it was cute.

Hope to have solved the problem with a 'rat gate' on the sewer pipe now.

Rat gate on sewer - how did that come about? (I mean how did you find out that was the issue and who is fitting the gate. Thanks

Bigs46uk · 11/05/2024 22:45

Kidulthood2027 · 05/05/2024 21:54

First of all, I have a huge phobia of rats. To the point I can’t function if there is one nearby. I have fainted before when seeing one as a teenager.

anyway, partner is currently out with a mate and won’t be home for a few hours. I cooked my dinner and left his portion on the kitchen counter next to microwave for him to warm up when he gets in, as I’ll likely have gone to bed by then. Went back into living room and put TV on not thinking anything of it, door to kitchen slightly ajar. I can now hear rustling noises. Really weird, the dryer and washer aren’t on and I can’t think of anything else that would explain the noise. It’s really loud though, like something has taken food from the plate and is dragging it along the kitchen floor/kitchen counter, I’m genuinely terrified and physically can’t move from the sofa to go and look. The kitchen counters are raised a few inches from the floor so would be easy for rats to be under there. I’m really frightened so please talk to me until partner gets home as I genuinely am stuck to the sofa with fear.

That is most likely rat activity..ive moved into a flat with big drain rats in my loft where only the council can get up there. i hear them jumping about and huge nails scraping along the ceiling.your best to get a rat killer out theyll come put traps down. Dont be scared to the point where you cant move because rats and mice are more frightened of u and wont be allowed to be seen unless there is a large amount of them.

No Way Facepalm GIF by Law & Order
BrightenUpJay · 11/05/2024 22:39

Get an adult cat, plenty need adopting. He/she would be in there now sussing it out and less likely to be so cheeky with a cat stalking it.

Idontneedanotherhero · 11/05/2024 22:17

When I was a student we had mice in our shared house, a year of trying to get rid of them and no! Then the landlord got some new living room furniture and it turned out they had been living in the sofa. We had been sitting on them all that time!!!!

BacktoBeginnersFran · 11/05/2024 22:16

Patsy51 · 11/05/2024 22:00

Can’t you phone a friend or neighbour for help?

Well she could have, but unfortunately @Kidulthood2027 was eaten by the rat a week ago

Patsy51 · 11/05/2024 22:00

Can’t you phone a friend or neighbour for help?

ChickyBricky · 11/05/2024 21:58

Jenelliot · 11/05/2024 19:23

I would prefer a rat to a cockroach, they are my worst nightmare. It started in biology in school, the smell when the teacher lifted the lid on the glass tank was horrendous. The phobia has stayed with me for years, although I did have another episode with them while working in the south of England in a dreadful hotel, disgusting things.

I moved to Australia, and found out the fuckers could FLY.

Kylie never mentioned THAT in her I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky lucky.

CoatRack · 11/05/2024 21:37

RIP OP

Opus17 · 11/05/2024 21:36

Wouldn't be surprised if this is the crow lady back to see if she could wind everyone up again

HereForTheFreeLunch · 11/05/2024 21:30

Have the rats got OP?
There was another thread some time back where the crows got the OP and her dog.

The animals are taking over one by one!

Hankunamatata · 11/05/2024 21:20

Mice are bloody loud.

Sakuem · 11/05/2024 21:07

Curious, but did you find out what it was after hubby got home?
Was his dinner still intact, or some of it missing?
xx

Theblondemum · 11/05/2024 20:52

This is a joke surely and just attention seeking !!! Anyone would just look but no you write a post on mumsnet 🙄

LubyLooTwo · 11/05/2024 20:12

It could be a ghost.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 11/05/2024 20:03

People who start threads and don't come back should be banned.

Harumph.

ThePearlSloth · 11/05/2024 19:59

So my first thought was: poltergeist.

Rats smell and leave droppings. I had one that moved into my kitchen when I was on holiday once. There was no avoiding the smell and the other evidence (shit) that it was around. I never particularly heard it rustling. Eventually the rat terminator came and put poison down, it died sonewhere in the walls and the smell of death lasted for weeks. It was truly horrible…!!

so: poltergeist.

think I’d prefer a rat on balance