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Noises in kitchen, absolutely shitting myself

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Kidulthood2027 · 05/05/2024 21:54

First of all, I have a huge phobia of rats. To the point I can’t function if there is one nearby. I have fainted before when seeing one as a teenager.

anyway, partner is currently out with a mate and won’t be home for a few hours. I cooked my dinner and left his portion on the kitchen counter next to microwave for him to warm up when he gets in, as I’ll likely have gone to bed by then. Went back into living room and put TV on not thinking anything of it, door to kitchen slightly ajar. I can now hear rustling noises. Really weird, the dryer and washer aren’t on and I can’t think of anything else that would explain the noise. It’s really loud though, like something has taken food from the plate and is dragging it along the kitchen floor/kitchen counter, I’m genuinely terrified and physically can’t move from the sofa to go and look. The kitchen counters are raised a few inches from the floor so would be easy for rats to be under there. I’m really frightened so please talk to me until partner gets home as I genuinely am stuck to the sofa with fear.

OP posts:
ruthgordon123 · 06/05/2024 07:48

It'll be a cat. They're right buggers. You can't leave the back door open for 5 minutes just to put your washing out. My son's away training and we found one sleeping in his bed!

Piggywaspushed · 06/05/2024 07:38

When my parents went away I used to lick the cat flap

Grin
SadWench · 06/05/2024 07:24

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Viviennemary · 06/05/2024 07:16

I don't think it's a rat. They aren't common in houses here in the UK AFAIK. Probably a cat if you've left the window open. Maybe even a bird. I've had one and was terrified. Something horrible about them bring in the house.

TerfTalking · 06/05/2024 07:12

Well it looks like the giant rat ate the OP as well as the BF and salmon.

PoppyCherryDog · 06/05/2024 06:44

whoopsa · 05/05/2024 22:03

Those saying cat because rats wouldn't be that noisy; rats are LOUD FUCKERS. Do not be fooled.

I've been woken up by one gnawing through my bread bin whilst I was asleep upstairs before. Horrible things.

This! We had rata in my house growing up and they’re loud!

Vergeofbreakdown23 · 06/05/2024 06:35

Kidulthood2027 · 05/05/2024 23:04

Oh god don’t go there! I just watched The Nun 2 last night

@Kidulthood2027 I can't believe you left without telling us what it was......a what happened when your partner came home? 🤣

Rosebel · 06/05/2024 06:35

Minimili · 06/05/2024 04:37

You need to get a cat OP!

I’m as scared of rats as you are, I once had a panic attack so bad I fainted when I saw one at a petrol station when washing my car.

I live in a big shared house made into flats where people were feeding the birds so we had rats. I was so scared that I refused to go into the garden or put the recycling out.

My partner had used some brown parcel tape and rolled it into a ball and chucked it in the waste paper bin in our bedroom.
It started to come unstuck making a rustling noise when he was at work and I thought it was a rat, I called him unable to breathe in absolute hysterics. He couldn’t finish work so I booked a taxi, begged the driver to investigate then paid him well when we realised it was a false alarm! I’m sure this is a job he’s never forgotten with me gibbering in terror and dragging him to my bedroom begging “please please catch it!” 😂

We now have a sadistic little cat who would murder any rodents, he tries to bring them to us as presents but luckily makes a certain noise when he has his catch of the day so I know not to look. My partner said he once saw him running round with a rat the size of a kitten hanging from his mouth, apparently he then decided to eat it and sucked up its tail like spaghetti. I’m very glad I didn’t witness that!

I trained him by putting treats in any suspected entry points to leave his scent there. We did hear some biting and rustling after coming back from holiday last year, it made me think he’d gone on strike with no one to present his catch of the day to, but I redid his “training” and (so far) there has been no evidence of any rodents over the whole property and grounds.

If you want peace of mind get a little killing machine, DO NOT get a cat flap or you might not like the “presents” being dragged through it.

That's why I refused to get a cat flap when we had cats(they used to kill mice and then rats and leave them in the garden which was marginally better).
When my parents went away I used to lick the cat flap so he could go out but not in. And that was only mice (although he did kill birds and chase wild rabbits in to the house!!
Obviously I let the cat in but only when I was sure it didn't have a present for me
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servedstraight · 06/05/2024 06:32

What was it OP?

bloodyplumbing · 06/05/2024 06:29

sashh · 06/05/2024 06:19

OK so I think there are two options.

It was a cat and the OP and partner are now asleep.

Or it was a rat so they are in the process of burning the place down and leaving the country.

OP please update.

I reckon option 2!

The OP would've updated if option 1

FindingMeno · 06/05/2024 06:28

Op I need to know.

sashh · 06/05/2024 06:19

OK so I think there are two options.

It was a cat and the OP and partner are now asleep.

Or it was a rat so they are in the process of burning the place down and leaving the country.

OP please update.

toneas · 06/05/2024 05:48

I am so sorry for all of you with rat phobias as I find them so cute. Getting a cat is a great idea for deterrence and early warning system if one does get in.

Mothership4two · 06/05/2024 05:43

Hoping OP comes back today to update. I would say cat or fox. Just don't think a rat would make so much noise. Have experience unfortunately.

Jessforless · 06/05/2024 05:35

Read the whole thread and OP didn’t come back 😂

Who would be terrified of vermin but then leave food out and the window open?

JohnSt1 · 06/05/2024 05:13

One regret I've had for years is not hearing the phone ring when it was my cousin who is terrified of spiders. She wanted someone to go to her house and get rid of a spider. Apparently she was in terror for hours.

Minimili · 06/05/2024 04:37

You need to get a cat OP!

I’m as scared of rats as you are, I once had a panic attack so bad I fainted when I saw one at a petrol station when washing my car.

I live in a big shared house made into flats where people were feeding the birds so we had rats. I was so scared that I refused to go into the garden or put the recycling out.

My partner had used some brown parcel tape and rolled it into a ball and chucked it in the waste paper bin in our bedroom.
It started to come unstuck making a rustling noise when he was at work and I thought it was a rat, I called him unable to breathe in absolute hysterics. He couldn’t finish work so I booked a taxi, begged the driver to investigate then paid him well when we realised it was a false alarm! I’m sure this is a job he’s never forgotten with me gibbering in terror and dragging him to my bedroom begging “please please catch it!” 😂

We now have a sadistic little cat who would murder any rodents, he tries to bring them to us as presents but luckily makes a certain noise when he has his catch of the day so I know not to look. My partner said he once saw him running round with a rat the size of a kitten hanging from his mouth, apparently he then decided to eat it and sucked up its tail like spaghetti. I’m very glad I didn’t witness that!

I trained him by putting treats in any suspected entry points to leave his scent there. We did hear some biting and rustling after coming back from holiday last year, it made me think he’d gone on strike with no one to present his catch of the day to, but I redid his “training” and (so far) there has been no evidence of any rodents over the whole property and grounds.

If you want peace of mind get a little killing machine, DO NOT get a cat flap or you might not like the “presents” being dragged through it.

Thunderpants88 · 06/05/2024 04:34

Any update? You have left us hanging OP

JohnSt1 · 06/05/2024 04:03

Once, I was convinced we had a rat infestation. I stood outside the back door looking in (with the door closed). I couldn't see anything. Eventually I went in and stood beside the fridge. It was making loud scratching noises. It does that frequently now.

We've had mouse infestations, and while they're disgusting, I only have a full-on phobia of rats. When I see one I feel like the blood is draining from my legs.

I'm going to London in a few weeks and will avoid the Tube. I hate seeing them running up and down the tracks. I feel sick now writing this...

TheFunHasGone · 06/05/2024 03:24

Gettingbysomehow · 06/05/2024 03:08

Arghhhh my cats keep bringing rats in from the farm and just let them go in the house then I have to catch them and put them out. Those buggers are fierce.

Bloody hell, I've only had one rat and it was dead. I'm pretty sure it was dead when the cat brought it in because he's an idiot and we'd had floods and apparently there were dead rats everywhere 🤢

He did bring a few baby birds in last year alive which is another reason I don't think he managed to kill a bloody rat

bloodyplumbing · 06/05/2024 03:13

Gettingbysomehow · 06/05/2024 03:08

Arghhhh my cats keep bringing rats in from the farm and just let them go in the house then I have to catch them and put them out. Those buggers are fierce.

😧!

You have hero status in my eyes!!

Gettingbysomehow · 06/05/2024 03:08

Arghhhh my cats keep bringing rats in from the farm and just let them go in the house then I have to catch them and put them out. Those buggers are fierce.

bloodyplumbing · 06/05/2024 03:03

Pieceofpurplesky · 06/05/2024 02:27

Hope you are OK OP and rattus or cattus is long gone

Grin
Whatayear2023 · 06/05/2024 02:52

Roland or garfield?

MariaVT65 · 06/05/2024 02:34

I also need to know what it was! I would also shit myself if it was a rat. I also hate cats tbh.

I will definitely think twice about opening my kitchen window ever again now.

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