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NCobligatory · 2024-04-30T10:56:59+00:00

I’ve woken up to lightly matted hair again and I find myself thinking that I don’t have the time to detangle this bird nest every time. Do I do I need a sex-hat? Is that even a thing?! How do other people avoid the nest of shame?

Allfur · 30/04/2024 16:57

Isn't brushing/grooming ones hair/body a natural part of morning routine, sex or no sex

AntisocialPotNoodle · 30/04/2024 16:51

Weirdest sex stealth boast ever!

everythinglooksbetterpaintedblack · 30/04/2024 16:46

Pop a shower cap on.
Not only keep your hair in place but it handy for any rogue liquid !

otnot · 30/04/2024 14:36

Not just you, I had to cut a chunk out once as it was so matted I couldn't detangle it at all :( Worth it though!

Original poster

NCobligatory · 30/04/2024 13:16

No falcons were involved in matting my hair.

It’s beginning to sound like matted sex hair is a me problem. Figures, my hair hates me.

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Limth · 30/04/2024 13:13

GerundTheBehemoth · 30/04/2024 12:57

Falcon sex hats are a thing. If you have a hand-reared male falcon who loves you, and you want to collect his semen for artificial insemination (to use with another falcon - falcon x human hybrids are not a thing), you put on the falcon sex hat and let him shag your head - the hat does the rest. https://www.avianbreeding.co.uk/products/falcon-copulation-hats

Right, well, that's peak internet reached. See you in a decade.

Hoppinggreen · 30/04/2024 12:59

GerundTheBehemoth · 30/04/2024 12:57

Falcon sex hats are a thing. If you have a hand-reared male falcon who loves you, and you want to collect his semen for artificial insemination (to use with another falcon - falcon x human hybrids are not a thing), you put on the falcon sex hat and let him shag your head - the hat does the rest. https://www.avianbreeding.co.uk/products/falcon-copulation-hats

I saw something on TV about a bloke who did that once.
He lived in a dodgy part of Yorkshire and was an ex lorry driver or something. He was making a bloody fortune and was visited by all the sheikhs in their flash cars as "his" sperm was very sought after

GerundTheBehemoth · 30/04/2024 12:57

Falcon sex hats are a thing. If you have a hand-reared male falcon who loves you, and you want to collect his semen for artificial insemination (to use with another falcon - falcon x human hybrids are not a thing), you put on the falcon sex hat and let him shag your head - the hat does the rest. https://www.avianbreeding.co.uk/products/falcon-copulation-hats

Falcon Copulation Hats (Artificial Insemination)

MADE IN THE UK - These Latex Falcon copulation hats are made to order, perfect for any size falcon. Available in black or Brown colours and Large or small sizes. Made with the maximum number of indents to ensure semen collection and avoid smearing, dur...

https://www.avianbreeding.co.uk/products/falcon-copulation-hats

Hoppinggreen · 30/04/2024 12:54

I thought we were going to be talking about a hat we can put on to indicate to DH we are up for some sexyfuntime

TheOriginalEmu · 30/04/2024 12:53

TomJonesHuhhh · 30/04/2024 12:47

Sex hat Sex hat You've a sex hat
And you can put it on you when I make love to your twat
Sex hat Sex hat You've a sex hat
And it stops your hair from getting matt
Woo

👏👏👏👏 fantastic

squashyhat · 30/04/2024 12:52

NCobligatory · 30/04/2024 12:23