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To think I need a sex-hat?

155 replies

NCobligatory · 30/04/2024 11:56

I’ve woken up to lightly matted hair again and I find myself thinking that I don’t have the time to detangle this bird nest every time. Do I do I need a sex-hat? Is that even a thing?! How do other people avoid the nest of shame?

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Glitterbiscuits · 30/04/2024 21:39

OMG!

The Tom Jones song
The falcon

The photos

If this isn't a candidate for MN classics then I'll eat my sex hat

CorpusInterruptus · 30/04/2024 21:33

Just be aware that sex hats are only 97% effective as contraception and you’ll need to use a secondary method. Grin

NeverDropYourMooncup · 30/04/2024 21:31

OrlandointheWilderness · 30/04/2024 12:14

Go on top. Problem solved.
Then he is the one who needs a sex hat!

Marry a bald man. No dubious headwear required.

Lavenderandbrown · 30/04/2024 21:31

Why does someone always have to bring up penis beaker? Uggh the image of that nasty glass on a bedside table or worse a penis using it.

TheFoz · 30/04/2024 21:31

Now you’re just showing off that you have sex. What age are you @NCobligatory?

SidewaysOtter · 30/04/2024 21:30

A quick google for “sex hat” brings up a depressing number of baseball caps Hmm

So I’m going to suggest one of those flowery swimming caps. Practical, hair taming and wipe clean. What more could you ask for?

Jitterybugs · 30/04/2024 21:29

How about this?

To think I need a sex-hat?
ghostofadog · 30/04/2024 21:24

Thank you for this thread 😂
Sorry I don't know anything about sex hats though

JudgyGarland · 30/04/2024 21:23

TomJonesHuhhh · 30/04/2024 12:47

Sex hat Sex hat You've a sex hat
And you can put it on you when I make love to your twat
Sex hat Sex hat You've a sex hat
And it stops your hair from getting matt
Woo

I read that in his voice.
Thank you for the earworm 😂

MyOtherHusbandIsAWash · 30/04/2024 21:23

Hoppinggreen · 30/04/2024 12:54

I thought we were going to be talking about a hat we can put on to indicate to DH we are up for some sexyfuntime

She could keep it in the penis beaker so it doesn’t get lost.

JayAlfredPrufrock · 30/04/2024 21:19

@TomJonesHuhhh

Thank you. Needed a laugh. 😹

IamII · 30/04/2024 20:40

Ooh get me, I have sex on week nights!

Diamond shoes too tight as well are they? 🤣

Akamai · 30/04/2024 20:37

I wear a bonnet most nights, keeps my hair smooth.

To think I need a sex-hat?
fettybord · 30/04/2024 20:35

TomJonesHuhhh · 30/04/2024 12:47

Sex hat Sex hat You've a sex hat
And you can put it on you when I make love to your twat
Sex hat Sex hat You've a sex hat
And it stops your hair from getting matt
Woo

GrinGrin

goingdownfighting · 30/04/2024 19:58

Plait your hair. Or get OH to do it for you.

RhiWrites · 30/04/2024 19:54

i sleep in a silk bonnet to protect my curls. You can too.

LadyAlariasTrumpet · 30/04/2024 19:53

Just place marking while I go look for a sex hat on the internetBlush

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NCobligatory · 30/04/2024 19:51

Allfur · 30/04/2024 16:57

Isn't brushing/grooming ones hair/body a natural part of morning routine, sex or no sex

Well, yes, but that’s not sufficient to get the matting out. I have to put deep conditioner in to comb it out at times.

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Curiosity101 · 30/04/2024 19:51

Do you commonly shower before? You could always plait your hair at the side or do pigtails or something after your shower. It should reduce the issue quite a bit, and if you just do it as part of your routine you don't have to do the whole "One second whilst I just do my hair".

CadyEastman · 30/04/2024 19:49

Bugger it didn't work. I was trying to post a photo of Ross' bald girlfriend from Friends.

CadyEastman · 30/04/2024 19:48

How about this as a look?



WeakAsIAm · 30/04/2024 19:48

Hoppinggreen · 30/04/2024 12:54

I thought we were going to be talking about a hat we can put on to indicate to DH we are up for some sexyfuntime

Also thought the same... I had images of a peacock kind of ensemble that comes with instructions for a frisky little dance.
I'm not trying to derail the thread but if there was such a hat, where can it be purchased?
Interesting times in the bedroom ahead, DH's not going to know what's hit him Grin

CharlotteStreetW1 · 30/04/2024 19:46

It's been a very long time since a thread's had "classics" potential. Thank you OP and @TomJonesHuhhh.

giespiece · 30/04/2024 19:42

Hoppinggreen · 30/04/2024 12:54

I thought we were going to be talking about a hat we can put on to indicate to DH we are up for some sexyfuntime

So did I, I opened this thread absolutely BURSTING to know what sort of hat it was going to be Grin

IcouldbutIdontwantto · 30/04/2024 19:36

TomJonesHuhhh · 30/04/2024 12:47

Sex hat Sex hat You've a sex hat
And you can put it on you when I make love to your twat
Sex hat Sex hat You've a sex hat
And it stops your hair from getting matt
Woo

Thank you for ensuring today was not a total write off.

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