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To think I need a sex-hat?

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NCobligatory · 30/04/2024 11:56

I’ve woken up to lightly matted hair again and I find myself thinking that I don’t have the time to detangle this bird nest every time. Do I do I need a sex-hat? Is that even a thing?! How do other people avoid the nest of shame?

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LavenderPup · 01/05/2024 21:10

Reminds me when I was a young thing and innocently asked my hairdresser why I kept getting these tangles at the back of my head…….. she told me and I was mortified lol.

Jeannie88 · 01/05/2024 21:08

Sex bobble, tie it up?!

Utterknowitall · 01/05/2024 20:52

Get a silky pillowcase

godmum56 · 01/05/2024 20:46

Hoppinggreen · 30/04/2024 12:54

I thought we were going to be talking about a hat we can put on to indicate to DH we are up for some sexyfuntime

so did I

PumpkinsAndCoconuts · 01/05/2024 20:43

Plaits are helpful.
As is anti-tangle spray 😅

Ourshoddyhouse · 01/05/2024 20:42

Am I the only one that thought it was a hat you wanted to put on as a signal to OH you were up for some nooky.

Bit disappointed ngl 😔

LovelyButteryBiscuitBase · 01/05/2024 20:38

Bed time plats work for me when my hair is on the longer side.

SpiritOfEcstasy · 01/05/2024 19:26

Is this some sort of stealth brag? 😂 he’s banging me so hard my hair is clumping??? Or are we in ‘There’s something about Mary’ hair gel territory?

AitkenDrum1970 · 01/05/2024 18:59

Brilliant thread - really need a laugh today 🤣

ClaudiaWinklepanda · 01/05/2024 18:29

How does the falcon wank bonnet actually work? Does it put its willy into one of the little holes? I confess I have no idea what size a falcon’s tallywhacker is.

DonnaBanana · 01/05/2024 18:24

Why aren’t you showering after sex

Skylermarie · 01/05/2024 18:14

How about this

To think I need a sex-hat?
Rookangaroo4 · 01/05/2024 18:08

Separate bedrooms works for us and he’s not allowed in mine 😂

Skylermarie · 01/05/2024 18:06

Because 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 it's up there with Penis Beaker

AntisocialPotNoodle · 01/05/2024 18:03

Skylermarie · 01/05/2024 17:52

Oh into Classics, PLEASE!

Why? What qualifies it as a classic?

Skylermarie · 01/05/2024 17:52

Oh into Classics, PLEASE!

NannaKaren · 01/05/2024 17:51

Limth · 30/04/2024 12:11

< Dis u, OP?

😂

Missingpop · 01/05/2024 17:49

Limth · 30/04/2024 12:11

< Dis u, OP?

Absolutely pissing myself that’s enough to send the old man flaccid & shell writing in he doesn’t fancy her anymore😂😂😂😂

Missingpop · 01/05/2024 17:46

Just cut your loses & go on top

SamuelDJackson · 01/05/2024 16:14

TomJonesHuhhh - Chapeau

Thanks Thank You GIF by PuyduFou
CarInsurance · 01/05/2024 08:06

Wigtopia · 01/05/2024 07:26

The one on the right looks like a tuna steak 🫣

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She looks like she's stumbled into a warped version of Pokemon Go and isn't sure she should be there. Not sure I'd muster a smile with those on my head to be fair.

Jk8 · 01/05/2024 07:55

Took the liberty to edit up a little before & after....🤣

To think I need a sex-hat?
Wigtopia · 01/05/2024 07:26

WildBear · 30/04/2024 23:00

Depending on what your after, you need to wear one of these to boldly signify that you are 'in the mood'...

The one on the right looks like a tuna steak 🫣

Wigtopia · 01/05/2024 07:22

Sex hat seems a reasonable solution, but what happens when you take it off? You’d be left with sex hat hat hair.

Then although people won’t be thinking:
that lass has sex hair

everyone will be thinking: that lass has sex hat hat hair

a true conundrum!

NCprivatelife · 01/05/2024 06:38

JudgyGarland · 30/04/2024 22:11

Isn't that what these are?
Royal Sex Hat Line.

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I imagine them both just pissing themselves getting ready for this event.

"My hat is the ugliest hat I could find!"
"Mine too!"
"But no-one will say anything about it..."
"Because we're fucking princesses bitch"
Peals of mirth

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