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To hate pigeons with every bone in my body?

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MargoLivebetter · 25/04/2024 10:29

I live in a flat and we have outdoor space and the pigeons have moved in and I cannot get rid of them. I made a huge mistake in lockdown of letting two pigeons rear a baby pigeon on the deck. I hadn't realised that they'd laid an egg and when I found it, it had hatched and I couldn't bring myself to lob it over the balcony.

Oh what a price I have paid for my kindness / weakness. I now have a colony of the fuckers living on my decking. I am constantly on pigeon patrol collecting up their sad twig nests and endlessly lobbing their bloody eggs over the balcony. I have pigeon shit everywhere and on days I WFH, I listen to their endless mating noises.

I have tried everything (bar shooting them). I have vile sticky stuff all over the edges of things, which is supposed to deter them but doesn't. I had a bird startler noise thing, which they got used to after about 2 days. I have festooned the place in bird scarers and silvery things, all of which they completely ignore.

I am so fed up with them. Does anyone know a way of getting rid of these bastard birds?

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Ponoka7 · 25/04/2024 10:39

Put statues of owls about. Destroying nests is illegal. Try to think of them as rock doves and urban wildlife. Spray vinegar about.

MargoLivebetter · 25/04/2024 10:38

@Tophelleborine I didn't know you could get pest control for pigeons. I will have to look into that. Thank you.

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MargoLivebetter · 25/04/2024 10:37

@LaurieFairyCake I let the baby live and grow up on my deck, because I couldn't destroy it. Therefore, its parents and it and its new mate relentlessly try to breed on my deck each year, along with all their friends.

I do lob freshly laid eggs over the balcony. I also eat eggs - but not pigeon ones! 😬

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FadedRed · 25/04/2024 10:37

We’ve had success with one of these to deter pigeons from shitting on our bins.
https://nidfashions.com/product/360-swivel-head-owl-to-scare-birds-pigeon/?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIo7m3i4jdhQMVCphQBh2uhweVEAQYByABEgLyC_D_BwE

Tophelleborine · 25/04/2024 10:36

Pest control would deal with them. You're not a horrible person for wanting rid, it's no different to having rats.

LaurieFairyCake · 25/04/2024 10:34

You destroy the babies Sad

What a horrible person you are

Janiie · 25/04/2024 10:32

'am constantly on pigeon patrol collecting up their sad twig nests and endlessly lobbing their bloody eggs over the balcony'Shock

Just have the telly on to drown out any traumatising coo'ing and rinse down any bird shit. Try a calming app? <maybe one without relaxing bird tweets..>