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70s bush envy

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Sparklybutold · 24/04/2024 11:34

Is it just me or does anyone else have bush envy? Yes I mean pubic hair bush. I swear I have alopecia down there. I would love a big soft bush. Apparently you can get a bush wig which I'd seriously consider.

(Dear Aston University - stick that in your pipe)

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BIossomtoes · 27/04/2024 19:50

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:46

That's your opinion. Many of my exes had a very different opinion. Does your opinion take precedence over theirs?

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Yes it does when it’s her body. Your exes’ opinion is relevant only to the contents of their own knickers.

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:46

PUGMEISTER21 · 27/04/2024 19:38

No its not gross, its part of being a woman and the problem lies with youhas the man and shouldnt be put on the woman. Your issue as a man not theirs.. embrace the muff, enjoy the sexy warmth it brings.

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That's your opinion. Many of my exes had a very different opinion. Does your opinion take precedence over theirs?

Waitingfordoggo · 27/04/2024 19:43

Tartantotty · 27/04/2024 18:56

A wig! For f's sake! Just shave your whiskers and you'll be all lovely and smooth - hygienic and pretty that way.

In my view, big bushes are pretty gross and unhygienic. When they were fashionable in the old days public lice was common!

It’s a shame you’re so out of touch with your body as to think it is gross and unhygienic in its natural state. 😔

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:43

AInightingale · 27/04/2024 18:58

Have a lot of exes do you @DagenhamDanny .

I must admit I do have a high body count due to having a 5 year limit on relationships. I'm usually bored and ready to move on well before then.

BIossomtoes · 27/04/2024 19:38

ChishiyaBat · 27/04/2024 19:28

Not unhygenic or gross, it's natural, pubic lice are still around so that's bollocks too!

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What about public ones? 😂

PUGMEISTER21 · 27/04/2024 19:38

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 15:32

But a full overgrown rainforest IS gross. Not necessarily unhygienic but definitely gross.

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No its not gross, its part of being a woman and the problem lies with youhas the man and shouldnt be put on the woman. Your issue as a man not theirs.. embrace the muff, enjoy the sexy warmth it brings.

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:37

Allfur · 27/04/2024 19:23

Dagenham fanny muncher, have you heard of fake orgasms

Yes, of course. But, despite what you might think, it's very easy to know whether an orgasm is fake or not.

Idontknowwhattodo78 · 27/04/2024 19:30

Don’t care what anyone else does, each to their own. I have all mine off (years ago, my long term Waxer did it by accident when we were discussing a particularly scandalous incident in our village 🤣🤣🤣) She was mortified, I wasn’t that bothered, but I did find I prefer it. DH doesn’t care either way and I wouldn’t change it even if he did. It works for me, so that’s all that matters really. And no, in 6 years I’ve never had any gynae issues around it.
I do have to say though that DH does no hair removal (which is fine, I don’t think I would want him to! ) but I do occasionally get pubes stuck in my teeth 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Polishedshoesalways · 27/04/2024 19:29

This thread has made me realise how many men are on MN.

ChishiyaBat · 27/04/2024 19:28

Tartantotty · 27/04/2024 18:56

A wig! For f's sake! Just shave your whiskers and you'll be all lovely and smooth - hygienic and pretty that way.

In my view, big bushes are pretty gross and unhygienic. When they were fashionable in the old days public lice was common!

Not unhygenic or gross, it's natural, pubic lice are still around so that's bollocks too!

Allfur · 27/04/2024 19:23

Dagenham fanny muncher, have you heard of fake orgasms

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/04/2024 19:20

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:14

You'd be surprised.

And she would NEVER have described me as 'inept'. You'll just have to take my word on that one.

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😂😂😂😂

LadySugar · 27/04/2024 19:18

I'm giving an opinion.

Your opinion is that women and girls natural bodies are gross.

That's not an opinion anyone particularly needs to hear. I mean, feel free to date accordingly but there's no need to I still insecurities in others. It's pretty bad taste for a man to come on her ex adding to the stigma towards women's body hair.

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:15

AnnieSnap · 27/04/2024 17:07

In Your Opinion - not objectively 🙄

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Yes, as I have already stated.

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:14

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/04/2024 17:05

How charming. What a prince you must be.

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Thank you.

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:14

SocksAndTheCity · 27/04/2024 16:55

All that proves is your ineptitude. How on earth would pubes get between your teeth?

In your mouth occasionally yes, if you hadn't quite moved them all out of the way with your hand, but actually between your teeth?

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You'd be surprised.

And she would NEVER have described me as 'inept'. You'll just have to take my word on that one.

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:10

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/04/2024 16:55

But you are slagging off a female body.

Im not doing that.

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I'm giving an opinion.

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:09

BIossomtoes · 27/04/2024 16:51

Yes you have. What else does this mean? But a full overgrown rainforest IS gross. A “full overgrown rainforest” is attached to a human body, isn’t it? It doesn’t exist in isolation.

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Well, apart from her out of control foliage, she was stunning. As far away from gross as can be, in fact.

Allfur · 27/04/2024 19:01

So for the fluff free fanny crowd (who do it for themselves, not their partners) - even alone on a desert island, if facilities existed, you'd still denude?

AInightingale · 27/04/2024 18:58

Have a lot of exes do you @DagenhamDanny .

Tartantotty · 27/04/2024 18:56

A wig! For f's sake! Just shave your whiskers and you'll be all lovely and smooth - hygienic and pretty that way.

In my view, big bushes are pretty gross and unhygienic. When they were fashionable in the old days public lice was common!

AnnieSnap · 27/04/2024 17:07

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 15:32

But a full overgrown rainforest IS gross. Not necessarily unhygienic but definitely gross.

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In Your Opinion - not objectively 🙄

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/04/2024 17:05

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 16:37

Of course I'm just stating an opinion. One of my exes had a full rainforest down there. I was frequently still finding pubes between my teeth the morning after.

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How charming. What a prince you must be.

Waitingfordoggo · 27/04/2024 16:57

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 16:39

I haven't said that anyone's body is gross.

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You have said that a normal part of a woman’s body is ‘gross’. Girls and women absorb these sort of messages all the time. That our boobs aren’t big enough or are too big; our labia likewise; our anuses aren’t pink enough; or our genitals smell or whatever.

FFS.

We get the message loud and clear:
Women, you’re disgusting- sort yourselves out. (Luckily we have this range of products, treatments and surgeries that can fix you💰)

SocksAndTheCity · 27/04/2024 16:55

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 16:37

Of course I'm just stating an opinion. One of my exes had a full rainforest down there. I was frequently still finding pubes between my teeth the morning after.

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All that proves is your ineptitude. How on earth would pubes get between your teeth?

In your mouth occasionally yes, if you hadn't quite moved them all out of the way with your hand, but actually between your teeth?

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