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Sparklybutold · 2024-04-24T10:34:00+00:00

Is it just me or does anyone else have bush envy? Yes I mean pubic hair bush. I swear I have alopecia down there. I would love a big soft bush. Apparently you can get a bush wig which I'd seriously consider. (Dear Aston University - stick that in your pipe)

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/04/2024 21:32

Morrisey didn’t change girlfriends every five years like DD though.

Allfur · 27/04/2024 21:26

Could Dagenham dave be morrisey?

AInightingale · 27/04/2024 21:23

Bit niche, but there's an old Morrissey video, for the song 'Dagenham Dave', funnily enough, where the chavvy jack-the-lad 'Dave' character takes the strip saying 'Dave and Karen' off his windscreen and replaces it with 'Dave and Sharon'. I could imagine Danny doing this, because Karen had too much pubic hair probably.

Jaggy1 · 27/04/2024 21:10

Allfur · 27/04/2024 19:01

So for the fluff free fanny crowd (who do it for themselves, not their partners) - even alone on a desert island, if facilities existed, you'd still denude?

Personally yeah I would.
i like the feeling of it for myself in general but also I get a lot of skins problems when the hair grows too long down there.
if my usual waxer wasn’t there with me on the island I’d maybe take to trimming it very short like a 0 or a 1 to save the skin problems but if she was there I’d get it whacked off just as regular 🤣

StripyShirt · 27/04/2024 21:00

Man here. I like a bush. I'm happy to express a preference but would never impose my views or criticise such a personal thing stylistically.

A former partner of mine was shaved/waxed, and I didn't like it very much. Apart from the style not looking great on anyone (in my subjective opinion, obvs), it would occasionally make my parts sore. That would be a perfectly valid reason for raising the issue.

AnnieSnap · 27/04/2024 20:40

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 20:04

Not at all. I think a neatly trimmed lady garden is one of the most beautiful sights of all.

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I think you are being deliberately provocative and attention seeking. You might have noticed the theme of this thread is that we don’t care what men think about this issue 🙄

Coco1379 · 27/04/2024 20:36

I’m imagining a wandering pube wig…. Where might it end up 🤣🤣🤣

TriesNotToBeCynical · 27/04/2024 20:31

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:37

Yes, of course. But, despite what you might think, it's very easy to know whether an orgasm is fake or not.

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I think you're just trying to be annoying. This is the point at which someone asks why they allow 12 year olds on here.

LadySugar · 27/04/2024 20:16

Ok, its your right to date accordingly, as I'm sure many women will and avoid a ma who thinks women are gross.

I find the idea of debating 1cm of pubic hair a bit dull, and its almost certainly a deliberate attempt to get responses. We'll all be ok Reddit or the Daily Mail by tomorrow. So I'm leaving you to it.

Waitingfordoggo · 27/04/2024 20:14

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 20:05

Then perhaps go back to my original post and start from there.

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You’ve written more than one post in which you’ve described women’s bodies as gross. In one of them you framed it as an opinion, in the other you’ve stated it as a fact. So what? Why the need to say it more than once anyway?

You seem too young to be a parent so I’m hopeful you don’t have any daughters at least.

Jiski · 27/04/2024 20:13

I wouldn’t get a pubic wig just be proud of what you have. I’m a hairy mostly grey mess down there. Not through choice though as it started greying in my 20’s! I just can’t cope with pain and so couldn’t bear the idea of waxing it and the itch after I shaved it once was horrendous. I have hair-free envy!

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 20:06

LadySugar · 27/04/2024 20:05

Not at all. I think a neatly trimmed lady garden is one of the most beautiful sights of all.

The difference between one of the most beautiful sights and a gross jungle is quite literally 1 to 1.5cm of hair then?

Correct.

LadySugar · 27/04/2024 20:05

Not at all. I think a neatly trimmed lady garden is one of the most beautiful sights of all.

The difference between one of the most beautiful sights and a gross jungle is quite literally 1 to 1.5cm of hair then?

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 20:05

Waitingfordoggo · 27/04/2024 20:04

But not what you said in the post I’m referencing

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Then perhaps go back to my original post and start from there.

Waitingfordoggo · 27/04/2024 20:04

@Crawlinsciences, thanks for the unsolicited advice, which I will not be taking.

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 20:04

AnnieSnap · 27/04/2024 19:56

Are you just here to be provocatively offensive about women?

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Not at all. I think a neatly trimmed lady garden is one of the most beautiful sights of all.

Waitingfordoggo · 27/04/2024 20:04

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 20:02

"Perhaps posters would have been less angry with you if you’d said ‘Personally, my preference is..."

Actually, that's exactly what I did say in my original post.

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But not what you said in the post I’m referencing

ChishiyaBat · 27/04/2024 20:04

BIossomtoes · 27/04/2024 19:38

What about public ones? 😂

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Plenty of those fuckers around😂

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 20:02

Waitingfordoggo · 27/04/2024 19:55

No one’s opinion is more important than anyone else’s @DagenhamDanny, but you’ve come into a predominantly female forum and given your opinion as if it were a fact. Perhaps posters would have been less angry with you if you’d said ‘Personally, my preference is…’

(But actually, I’m not really sure what relevance your opinion has here at all if you are a man. I can’t really imagine going on to a predominantly male forum and announcing for example: ‘Uncircumcised penises are gross’. It’s a very childish way of giving an opinion. The word gross is also childish).

"Perhaps posters would have been less angry with you if you’d said ‘Personally, my preference is..."

Actually, that's exactly what I did say in my original post.

Crawlinsciences · 27/04/2024 19:58

If you want a blokes view. We personally like to nuzzle in down there. Save the bush!!! Naturally protective and just naturally feminine. Trim it, yes. You don’t want kielder forest bursting out at the pool but never shave!!

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/04/2024 19:58

Waitingfordoggo · 27/04/2024 19:55

No one’s opinion is more important than anyone else’s @DagenhamDanny, but you’ve come into a predominantly female forum and given your opinion as if it were a fact. Perhaps posters would have been less angry with you if you’d said ‘Personally, my preference is…’

(But actually, I’m not really sure what relevance your opinion has here at all if you are a man. I can’t really imagine going on to a predominantly male forum and announcing for example: ‘Uncircumcised penises are gross’. It’s a very childish way of giving an opinion. The word gross is also childish).

Yeah it’s kind of creepy….

AnnieSnap · 27/04/2024 19:56

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:15

Yes, as I have already stated.

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Are you just here to be provocatively offensive about women?

Waitingfordoggo · 27/04/2024 19:55

No one’s opinion is more important than anyone else’s @DagenhamDanny, but you’ve come into a predominantly female forum and given your opinion as if it were a fact. Perhaps posters would have been less angry with you if you’d said ‘Personally, my preference is…’

(But actually, I’m not really sure what relevance your opinion has here at all if you are a man. I can’t really imagine going on to a predominantly male forum and announcing for example: ‘Uncircumcised penises are gross’. It’s a very childish way of giving an opinion. The word gross is also childish).

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/04/2024 19:54

This thread is getting Brian from Hull vibes

Brian from Hull
Danny from Dagenham

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 27/04/2024 19:51

I have a natural 'bush' (though I do hate that term for pubic hair). It has never really occurred to me to mess with what nature gave me. Mind you, I don't shave my armpits or legs except in the summer, so it seems that I'm definitely in the Mumsnet minority..