Page 14 | 70s bush envy

Sparklybutold · 2024-04-24T10:34:00+00:00

Is it just me or does anyone else have bush envy? Yes I mean pubic hair bush. I swear I have alopecia down there. I would love a big soft bush. Apparently you can get a bush wig which I'd seriously consider. (Dear Aston University - stick that in your pipe)

Greeneyegirl · 24/04/2024 20:33

I'm surprised how many people don't have/like bush! I've always hair removed the bikini line and under part and kept the front trimmed but I've always had a triangle of hair!

ChishiyaBat · 24/04/2024 20:32

I love my body hair, I don't shave or wax or anything else. No @MarioIa you don't get wee in it😂.

BruceAndNosh · 24/04/2024 20:32

bossybloss · 24/04/2024 11:56

Has anyone had pop up adverts for Dunelm RUGS!!!!!

I'm getting ads for lawnmowers. Seriously!

DagenhamDanny · 24/04/2024 20:27

LordPercyPercy · 24/04/2024 20:26

Is that an invite?? 😳😂

If you insist 🤣

🤣🤣

LordPercyPercy · 24/04/2024 20:26

Is that an invite?? 😳😂

If you insist 🤣

MarioIa · 24/04/2024 20:26

I'm not a fan personally. Similarly, I'd be turned off by a man that looked like Tom Hanks in Castaway. Don't you get wee in it?

Waitingfordoggo · 24/04/2024 20:25

@DagenhamDanny, I also wash my arse after a poo. Whether or not I have a lot of hair near that area is completely irrelevant as I will wash it either way 🤷🏼‍♀️

DagenhamDanny · 24/04/2024 20:25

LordPercyPercy · 24/04/2024 20:24

I always give my ringpiece a good scrubbing after I've 'shedded a few pounds' so to speak, leaving my rusty sherriff's badge lemon fresh.

You could eat your dinner off my ring, it's always daisy fresh, even if I do have a hairy Mary.

Is that an invite?? 😳😂

LordPercyPercy · 24/04/2024 20:24

I always give my ringpiece a good scrubbing after I've 'shedded a few pounds' so to speak, leaving my rusty sherriff's badge lemon fresh.

You could eat your dinner off my ring, it's always daisy fresh, even if I do have a hairy Mary.

DagenhamDanny · 24/04/2024 20:23

Waitingfordoggo · 24/04/2024 20:12

Oh my goodness.

‘Obviously’? Don’t be ridiculous. Other people’s body hair and personal hygiene practices are absolutely none of your business.

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To be fair @RobBeckettsGiantTeeth has a point. I always give my ringpiece a good scrubbing after I've 'shedded a few pounds' so to speak, leaving my rusty sherriff's badge lemon fresh.

CleftChin · 24/04/2024 20:22

AND frankly, I'm not going to take hygiene tips from the half of the population who consider giving their penis a shake to be sufficient cleaning after a wee!

RobBeckettsGiantTeeth · 24/04/2024 20:22

LordPercyPercy · 24/04/2024 20:12

Of course I bathe! I shower every day. But you don't bathe after every wee/poo/pad change, do you?

Many cultures do wash after every poo. I certainly do. Not doing so is something I personally find unhygienic.

Also what about men? Many of them have extremely hairy arsecracks, do you have similar concerns about their hygiene?

Also I just looked up the Madonna pictures and she just looks normal? She had Italian ancestry.
Most Mediterranean/Middle Eastern woman are quite full on the pube front, your whole eww gross thing is quite insulting.

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Which is the entire point I was trying to make. It's not normal to me, mine are nothing like that. I had no idea that some women had so much hair until I saw those pictures, which is why I could never understand why people said it was unhygenic to have hair.

Like I said, I don't make a habit of looking at other women's nether regions, I only had my own to compare it to.

Waitingfordoggo · 24/04/2024 20:21

RobBeckettsGiantTeeth · 24/04/2024 20:19

Even less so if you've got a forest growing down there, which is the whole point.

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Personally, I wash my arse after a shit so hair is irrelevant.

LordPercyPercy · 24/04/2024 20:21

No-one has hair growing out of their actual anus anyway. If you're smearing the poo far and wide, there's something amiss with your toilet habits.

CleftChin · 24/04/2024 20:20

I do prefer a squirty doodad to wash properly after the toilet.

However, having a squirty wash in Malaysia or Southern Italy is a rather different experience to doing it in Scotland. I also prefer being able to feel my nether regions after, rather than freeze them off half the year!

And I'm not going to bugger about waiting for hot water to come through and adjust the balance frankly. I have other things to be doing.

RobBeckettsGiantTeeth · 24/04/2024 20:19

LadySugar · 24/04/2024 20:16

Smearing a tissue around after you poo isn't hygienic whether you had hair or not. That's why we get made fun of go not using bidets.

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Even less so if you've got a forest growing down there, which is the whole point.

LadySugar · 24/04/2024 20:16

RobBeckettsGiantTeeth · 24/04/2024 20:04

@JKRIsRight To whoever said having a bush isn't hygienic do you bathe? Kindly sod off.

Of course I bathe! I shower every day. But you don't bathe after every wee/poo/pad change, do you? I don't have pubes near my bumhole and I haven't got so much that pee or blood gets on them. What about those people who do, surely it gets on the hair and wouldn't be washed off until the next shower? That's not hygienic at all to be walking around like that.

Like I said, I honestly didn't realise that some women had that much pubic hair, mostly because I don't make a habit of looking at other women's genitalia.

Smearing a tissue around after you poo isn't hygienic whether you had hair or not. That's why we get made fun of go not using bidets.

LordPercyPercy · 24/04/2024 20:16

Well yes, if those men have got so much hair they get poo stuck to it, obviously they should.

Or they could, you know, just wash their arseholes?

MsRosley · 24/04/2024 20:15

LittleBooThang · 24/04/2024 11:35

Nope. It’s just grim. Taking care of yourself is important.

How about the hair on your head, is that grim?

Verv · 24/04/2024 20:12

lorrely · 24/04/2024 20:11

I have a bush. I used to trim it and then postpartum it just became full bush. My husband admitted that he loved it and that he'd love it if I kept it and so I did. It's so easy! Sometimes I think about trimming it though and making it just a bit neater.

Hang on.
IS THIS BUSH INFLUENCED BY PATRIARCHY? 😂

LordPercyPercy · 24/04/2024 20:12

Of course I bathe! I shower every day. But you don't bathe after every wee/poo/pad change, do you?

Many cultures do wash after every poo. I certainly do. Not doing so is something I personally find unhygienic.

Also what about men? Many of them have extremely hairy arsecracks, do you have similar concerns about their hygiene?

Also I just looked up the Madonna pictures and she just looks normal? She had Italian ancestry.
Most Mediterranean/Middle Eastern woman are quite full on the pube front, your whole eww gross thing is quite insulting.

Waitingfordoggo · 24/04/2024 20:12

RobBeckettsGiantTeeth · 24/04/2024 20:10

Well yes, if those men have got so much hair they get poo stuck to it, obviously they should.

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Oh my goodness.

‘Obviously’? Don’t be ridiculous. Other people’s body hair and personal hygiene practices are absolutely none of your business.

lorrely · 24/04/2024 20:11

I have a bush. I used to trim it and then postpartum it just became full bush. My husband admitted that he loved it and that he'd love it if I kept it and so I did. It's so easy! Sometimes I think about trimming it though and making it just a bit neater.

RobBeckettsGiantTeeth · 24/04/2024 20:10

Waitingfordoggo · 24/04/2024 20:08

There is absolutely no ‘should’ about any of this. Yes, the more hirsute among us have a lot of hair in the whole area. Beauty therapists who do intimate waxing are very used to waxing the area near the bumhole as well as the labia. It is not uncommon to have hair that goes all the way under, as far as I understand.

None of that is your concern. You need to trust that people know how to keep themselves clean. (Or perhaps you think men should all keep their bum cracks hair free too?)

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Well yes, if those men have got so much hair they get poo stuck to it, obviously they should.

Verv · 24/04/2024 20:09

Polishedshoesalways · 24/04/2024 19:17

The ancient Egyptians did a lot of rather questionable things- we shouldn’t be just blindly follow unconsciously! It was a patriarchal society and women had very little influence.

I hope we are somewhat raising the bar by now.

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First of all its a new trend. Then when it’s clearly not a new trend we shouldn’t follow the Egyptians or the Romans or the Greeks or the Silent Generation or anybody in history who has ever trimmed a pube.
We must only blindly follow those who insist that women who go sans bush are porn addled soft-brains in denial of their slavery to the patriarchy.

Cool.