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70s bush envy

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Sparklybutold · 24/04/2024 11:34

Is it just me or does anyone else have bush envy? Yes I mean pubic hair bush. I swear I have alopecia down there. I would love a big soft bush. Apparently you can get a bush wig which I'd seriously consider.

(Dear Aston University - stick that in your pipe)

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Hagpie · 29/04/2024 23:07

I am way too lazy to be waxed at all times and as for DH? He will tuck in no matter what.

thepastinsidethepresent · 28/04/2024 18:27

Or literally just doing anything else.
Something that he actually knows anything about and where anyone at all gives a shit what he has to say… online Roblox or something.

Or daydreaming about having a girlfriend.

TheLadyofShalotts · 28/04/2024 16:35

AInightingale · 28/04/2024 14:03

I agree, it's suspicious. Why does such a Lothario have so much ample time to skulk about on Mumsnet, when he could be out ravishing women?

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Or literally just doing anything else.

Something that he actually knows anything about and where anyone at all gives a shit what he has to say… online Roblox or something.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 28/04/2024 15:20

AnnieSnap · 28/04/2024 14:27

Exactly, small dick and lives with his mum 🙄

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Yeah. Incel

AnnieSnap · 28/04/2024 14:27

AInightingale · 28/04/2024 14:03

I agree, it's suspicious. Why does such a Lothario have so much ample time to skulk about on Mumsnet, when he could be out ravishing women?

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Exactly, small dick and lives with his mum 🙄

AInightingale · 28/04/2024 14:03

thepastinsidethepresent · 28/04/2024 13:57

I'd lay decent odds that Dagenham Danny has in fact never had a girlfriend and is typing all this from his bedroom in his mum's house.

I agree, it's suspicious. Why does such a Lothario have so much ample time to skulk about on Mumsnet, when he could be out ravishing women?

thepastinsidethepresent · 28/04/2024 13:57

I'd lay decent odds that Dagenham Danny has in fact never had a girlfriend and is typing all this from his bedroom in his mum's house.

Allshallbewell2021 · 28/04/2024 13:51

"I shaved my 🐿️ once"

Such a great line 🙌

TheFunPanda · 28/04/2024 12:33

Just hopped onto this thread as a newbie. Informative and hilarious in equal measure. Thank you all for your input.

Waitingfordoggo · 28/04/2024 11:01

LOL @ the King emoji. Male ego is quite something 😂

DagenhamDanny · 28/04/2024 10:46

LordPercyPercy · 27/04/2024 23:52

@DagenhamDanny Your posts are gross and I'm delighted that you won't be anywhere near any rainforest of mine.

What makes you think I want to be?

DagenhamDanny · 28/04/2024 10:45

BIossomtoes · 27/04/2024 22:23

Women are taught to be kind.

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Indeed, but the proof is in the pudding. 🤴🏻

MoonWoman69 · 28/04/2024 09:57

@Domina356 Aww you're welcome ❤

Domina356 · 28/04/2024 09:44

MoonWoman69 · 24/04/2024 13:09

I shaved my squirrel once... But then I spent the next few weeks looking like I was ridden with infection in said area! The itch was horrific as the bush grew back! And not an itch you could ignore until you had the privacy to have a good scratch! They were fun and creative times, I can tell you.
The next time it came off, it was due to a product no longer available, called Beaver Creme... Slathered it on, ten minutes later, pulled it all off, as it was like Copydex glue! And as smooth as and no itch when it returned! Used the rest of that jar and never bothered again, as it was discontinued.
Now I'm in my 50s, everything but facial hair has stopped growing; I have no leg or armpit hair and my whisker biscuit has gone patchy, with quite a concentrated bit around the horseshoe, which does get a trim back every now and again!
Having fanny fur, if you have good hygiene anyway, doesn't cause a smell. I'd be happy to host anyones face, at any point of the day, in my foof.
In fact, I have a couple of hours free now, due to a cancelled appointment. I may pop out and conduct a survey... 🤔🤣

Absolutely crying. Thank you for making my morning

Itloggedmeoutagain · 28/04/2024 08:06

Allfur · 27/04/2024 19:01

So for the fluff free fanny crowd (who do it for themselves, not their partners) - even alone on a desert island, if facilities existed, you'd still denude?

Well I was single and in my 40s when I first tried.
I've carried on. 9 or 10 years. I just prefer it. So yes i would

Sallyssn · 28/04/2024 00:58

The function of a bush in females and males is to trap your.. Ahem... Scent therefore attracting a mate!!!

LordPercyPercy · 27/04/2024 23:52

@DagenhamDanny Your posts are gross and I'm delighted that you won't be anywhere near any rainforest of mine.

AnnieSnap · 27/04/2024 23:35

The Danny bloke is now grossing me out and making me feel a bit sick 🤮 Given his recent posts, I think he’ll find this reinforcing ☹️

Hmm1234 · 27/04/2024 23:28

A bush? Not really PC is it

BIossomtoes · 27/04/2024 22:23

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 22:17

My partners have always said the opposite.

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Women are taught to be kind.

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 22:17

RobBeckettsGiantTeeth · 27/04/2024 22:07

Then you might want to brush up on your technique, because you're doing it wrong.

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My partners have always said the opposite.

RobBeckettsGiantTeeth · 27/04/2024 22:07

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 16:37

Of course I'm just stating an opinion. One of my exes had a full rainforest down there. I was frequently still finding pubes between my teeth the morning after.

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Then you might want to brush up on your technique, because you're doing it wrong.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/04/2024 21:51

Allfur · 27/04/2024 21:37

I thought dd's 'girlfriends' were far more regular than every 5 years

I thought he got ‘bored’ after 5 years?

What a catch eh?

PUGMEISTER21 · 27/04/2024 21:47

DagenhamDanny · 27/04/2024 19:46

That's your opinion. Many of my exes had a very different opinion. Does your opinion take precedence over theirs?

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Not at all but it is exactly that, my opinion.

Allfur · 27/04/2024 21:37

I thought dd's 'girlfriends' were far more regular than every 5 years

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