To be woken up to clean?

I hope you got some sleep OP.
It@s a funny business when it come to the last straw in a marriage. Maybe this is yours. Play it cool, get all you financial info together, see a mortgage broker if you own, get a solicitor and see where the land lies.
Personally I've found cleaning up after the dog a lot less infuriating now I'm single. I'm getting much better sleep too.

To be fair, I hate vomit

So I clear it up, wearing gloves and using lots of paper towels and try very hard, whilst heaving, not to vomit myself

Especially the idea of getting rid of a dog (or any pet) for the sake of this filthy abusive man, not least since OP has already informed us that it's not her dog, imposed on the man, but their dog.

If anyone should be got rid of, it's him.

If you didn't have people to step in and do these nasty jobs, you'd have to face it.

I have serious emetophobia, but have to face child clean ups and pet clean ups, even if it makes me physically panicky to do it.

You'll find you CAN clear up if there is no one else around to do it.

Vomit has to be cleared up and the child or pet looked after, one can't just leave the mess there.

OP's husband hasn't got emetophobia, otherwise she'd have said.

But you'd still be awake, angry...😡(Or I would)

I'd rather clear up dog sick than be married to OP's husband.

He'd have to clean up the sick from dog or dc if he was on his own...

Point that out

Outrageous

He thinks it's your job to clean when he doesn't want to do it

Think about that

And think about what kind of role models you want to be

Let me guess? He’s still fast asleep now knowing that his live in maid is there to do all the work.

LTB

Your husband sounds like a complete arsehole.

You should also leave. Fuck that.

Sod that. What a prick. I would tell him exactly what I thought. I would also be up hoovering the bedroom and landing and clearing out my wardrobe at 7am if he was hoping for a lie in. My oh tried this if any of the kids were sick in the night. I promptly told him we are both parents and need to team up so one bathes and changes sick child and one strips and remakes bed and cleans the vomit . Set the ground rules and expectations early and do not be a door mat. He needs to man up. Nobody lines clearing up human or animal pule of poo but it has to be done!

''I will absolutely not lick up dog poop or clean up dog sick.''

I hope that was a typo!

Another dog hater on MN

The dog is a completely innocent loving being, who loves their family. They don't deserve to be "got rid of".

People who think like this about pets are alien to me. Heartless and uncaring.

He's a sod.
The only excuse he could possibly have had is if it is your own personal dog, and that he agreed with you before getting the dog that you alone were responsible for clearing up of any messes.

An old neighbour had a greedy breed of dog {lived to late teens!} who used to shit indoors, eat it, and then vomit it up then eat it again. {Neighbour told me of this}

The most revolting habit that started because they didn't house train the dog initially so as a puppy the dog developed coprophagia when left alone with poo.

if DH had done that to me, I would have told him to fuck off. No way would I have gotten up.

He's an abusive arse. He should have cleaned up.

DH goes to bed late and gets up late so I'm always first down. I don't mind opening the dog flap for them in the morning but I will absolutely not lick up dog poop or clean up dog sick.

@Timeturnerplease That's understandable, I wouldn't lick it up either.

I would only expect a child of mine to wake me up for this, even then only if they were under the age of about 12. If my husband did it I would simply refuse to get up. What a baby.

My abusive ex woke me up a couple of times in our relationship - not to clean up, but to make a point to me about something he disapproved of and something he wanted to challenge .

i didn’t stand up to him much, but the both times he did it I showed him ice cold fury. The 1st instance was right at the beginning of our relationship and the last was right at the end.

so I hope that you can wake up today and TELL him that if he EVER does that again, there will be repercussions.

oh and NEVER tip toe in your home again. Make sure that every sleep/nap is disturbed. Go totally PA on his arse.

I would get rid of the dog

Which one, canine or human?

It sounds like you have emetophobia though, that’s different to just being a prick like Op’s husband

What an absolute wanker. If this is what he is like with puke I bet he doesn’t clear up its shit either.

This sounds like a plot from an unfunny sitcom. I'd be asking his mother if he was raised to be so entitled.

Is it specifically your dog? That he didn't really want?

I would be having serious words about respect, and asking him what the teamwork of a marriage means to him.

What a prick. Wake him up from every nap. If he complains, say exactly what he said to you.