Page 2 | …or is Rishi Sunak strangely attractive in this photo? 😱

Catscookbook · 2024-04-06T18:57:11+00:00

I know I know I know…. but….

XDownwiththissortofthingX · 07/04/2024 01:58

Interesting that the only marks on the bat are from green bowling machine balls, yet he's surrounded by red practice balls. He's either woefully out of nick, or he's just utterly hopeless and hasn't put the bat on a single delivery.

I know which my money is on.

And yes, it does look like he's borrowed some 12 year old's 3/4 bat. 😆

cerisepanther73 · 07/04/2024 00:47

He likes like a character from Wollace and Gromit animation

penjil · 07/04/2024 00:26

That's not a great cricket stance. He's sticking his backside out too far, and just swinging at the ball in a camp manner.

He needs to have been more face forward, ready for the ball, weight on the front front, transfering and to the rear foot as you strike the ball through.

He looks like he's swatting flies.

Totally unattractive.

Pinkpinkpink15 · 07/04/2024 00:21

TheTimeIsNowMaybeNow · 06/04/2024 23:41

Noooo and I'm as horny as fuck ALL...THE...BLOODY....TIME

@TheTimeIsNowMaybeNow

enjoy it while you can. I used to complain I was permanently horny (& tmi - wet) then menopause & (overnight) rarely interested & like the Sahara.

RobertaFirmino · 07/04/2024 00:02

No, instead of looking like a complete cunt, he looks like a complete cunt with a cricket bat.

lemmein · 06/04/2024 23:59

Lilacanemone · 06/04/2024 23:33

No, he was starting to remind me of Blair the other day, with the same idiotic ventriloquist’s dummy grin. A woman was talking about the cost of living hardships and he looks a bit deranged with that silly expression.

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I get this - if you listen to him without looking he really sounds like Blair too!

Oneofthesurvivors · 06/04/2024 23:57

IncessantNameChanger · 06/04/2024 20:25

He is easy on the eye. I try not to find any politicians attractive. Mr Hunt is also rather attractive IRL but I'd rather think about that even less.

I'm still getting flashbacks from finding Matt Hancock attractive during lockdown. It's a form of Stockholm syndrome I belive...

Oh god, it was Dominic Cummings for me...

Pinkpinkpink15 · 06/04/2024 23:54

Soukmyfalafel · 06/04/2024 21:30

I get Prince vibes from him. I'd love to see him in a purple spandex catsuit with the chest part cut out. I wonder if he has a thick, curly pelt.

Rishi if you are reading this - get yourself into a purple spandex jumpsuit. It's a vote winner, and you bloody need them right now.

@Soukmyfalafel

nah he'll be smooth chested like other 12 year old

Pinkpinkpink15 · 06/04/2024 23:52

SallyWD · 06/04/2024 21:20

I think he is attractive generally. Not my type for many reasons but it's fair to say he's attractive.

@SallyWD

no it's not, it's fair to say YOU find him attractive (except you don't) it's definitely not fair to say he Us attractive!

Pinkpinkpink15 · 06/04/2024 23:48

BobnLen · 06/04/2024 20:38

He's not my type but I can see that some would find him attractive, he's not an ugly man to look at, he's fairly classically attractive, he doesn't look sweaty and porcine like our former PM did

@BobnLen

id take Boris any day! Probably even Lizzie Truss

Pinkpinkpink15 · 06/04/2024 23:46

Catscookbook · 06/04/2024 20:33

@SerenityNowInsanityLater had to google him but yes, I can see it, and bonus points for being French.

I have to be absolutely clear that it’s JUST this photo…

My one true love is Roger Federer.

@Catscookbook well one thing is for sure, we'd never fall out over a bloke!!

MistyGreenAndBlue · 06/04/2024 23:44

No he looks like he always looks. A dickhead

Pinkpinkpink15 · 06/04/2024 23:44

Wooloohooloo · 06/04/2024 20:15

Physically he's not bad looking but all Tories have repulsive personalities.

@Wooloohooloo

maybe you & @Catscookbook can get a 2 for 1 special at SpecSavers.

TheTimeIsNowMaybeNow · 06/04/2024 23:41

Noooo and I'm as horny as fuck ALL...THE...BLOODY....TIME

SweetFemaleAttitude · 06/04/2024 23:34

CruCru · 06/04/2024 20:11

He’s not my type but he is someone’s (his wife is a good looking woman and I understand that she is also really nice).

Oh yes. That nice, she claimed non dom status to avoid paying tax on a country her husband presides over.

What a lovely woman 🙄

Lilacanemone · 06/04/2024 23:33

No, he was starting to remind me of Blair the other day, with the same idiotic ventriloquist’s dummy grin. A woman was talking about the cost of living hardships and he looks a bit deranged with that silly expression.

StaunchMomma · 06/04/2024 23:25

Get yourself to Specsavers, OP!

Saschka · 06/04/2024 23:24

Didimum · 06/04/2024 20:20

It’s almost as if he’s not a cricket player.

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He went to Winchester, you are not telling me he didn’t play cricket there. I could do better than that, and our school played stoolball (the world’s most niche batting sport)

Rainpigeon · 06/04/2024 23:22

He gives me the heebie-jeebies. A smarmy little git

rockstarshoes · 06/04/2024 23:08

🤮

CannaeBeArsed · 06/04/2024 22:38

Ugh, good god no. You must be joking?!

JustEatTheOneInTheBallPit · 06/04/2024 22:38

RS’s entire dimensions are roughly that of one of my thighs. And I don’t particularly like my thighs.

therealcookiemonster · 06/04/2024 22:38

my cat has better form than this

even if I wasn't already repulsed by the scrawny short dude, this photo would be enough to be give me the ick

fridaynightdinner12346 · 06/04/2024 22:19

No he's disgusting on inside out. Way to make this picture attractive is if the bat was wrapped around his head

RichardsGear · 06/04/2024 22:11

He's got no forehead!