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Embarrassing typos / texts sent to wrong recipients

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RainbowZebraWarrior · 04/04/2024 22:01

There's been threads like this in the past, and I've shared my previous faux pas, but I'm just cringing at a message I've sent to my 79 year old Mum.

She's been sleeping badly and waking up at 4 / 5am. I've just sent a text saying "Night night, hope you sleep well and don't wank too early"

I'm usually pretty good at checking my texts before I send them.

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marmiteandminticecream · 15/09/2024 18:53

what your fil sent you a dick pic omg

RubberyChicken · 15/09/2024 18:29

irishmurdoch · 04/04/2024 23:20

I would have to get divorced- no other options Grin

It got worse, he replied with a dick pic.

Tara336 · 15/09/2024 18:28

I text DH while out shopping to let him know I had bought wine except my text actually said "I have wind" a reply came back "thanks for the over share did you get the wine?"

whyamiawakestillitssolate · 15/09/2024 18:25

I’ve sent my proper high up boss a text meant for my DH saying “thank god it’s Friday” - he took it fairly well 😣

LeopardPrint12 · 15/09/2024 18:21

This one makes me massively cringe.
I was writing about a boss I had on another forum. Complaining about him massively, you know how it goes.
For some reason as I was composing a text to said boss a few days on, I must have clicked on something to bring up the link of the thread and website so that was also included in the text. He of course then read it and was predictably livid. Still makes me die thinking about it now.

Dartmoorcheffy · 15/09/2024 18:15

I had posted a photo on FB of my new rescue dog along with our other dog. My slightly drunk and incapable of checking her spelling had meant to put "aw you do love your animals". Instead it said 'aw you do love your anal'

🙈🙈

GreenMindExplorer · 15/09/2024 18:11

A friend of mine accidently changed "kind regards" to "kind retards" in their email signature. When I pointed it out to her we both found it pretty funny but she then changed it to just "Retards". Now that she has realised I don't think this is funny or appropriate

bellezarara · 05/04/2024 19:48

I have written:

Kind Retards

EarringsandLipstick · 05/04/2024 19:44

LeoDiCapricorn · 04/04/2024 23:41

I emailed someone quite high up at my work called Rhiannon. Autocorrect changed it to dear Rhinoceros.

Oh brilliant!

EarringsandLipstick · 05/04/2024 19:43

Celticliving · 04/04/2024 23:34

I text my Dad telling him that Mum was going to "lick his arse."

Obviously I meant 'kick.'

😂😂😂

LeoDiCapricorn · 04/04/2024 23:41

I emailed someone quite high up at my work called Rhiannon. Autocorrect changed it to dear Rhinoceros.

Celticliving · 04/04/2024 23:34

I text my Dad telling him that Mum was going to "lick his arse."

Obviously I meant 'kick.'

Mumblechum0 · 04/04/2024 23:33

I frequently have to correct Office of the PUBIC Guardian

EarringsandLipstick · 04/04/2024 23:31

vdbfamily · 04/04/2024 23:24

I was sent a condolence message from a friend after my brother died of a brain tumour. She was trying to say she had been thinking so much about dear William, but it corrected to " I have been thinking so much about dead William"
It actually made me laugh out loud but then I really really hoped she would never see what she had written as would probably feel awful.

(I'm very sorry about your brother)

That's priceless though. Imagine her realising what she'd sent ...

EarringsandLipstick · 04/04/2024 23:29

Hahahashower · 04/04/2024 22:34

2 of my best friends are a married couple. He sent me a text meant for his wife saying 'I'm in getting in the shower, wish you were in there' he realised just after I read it and deleted it. He was absolutely mortified whereas I couldn't stop bloody laughing....he's like my brother

Love this 😂

vdbfamily · 04/04/2024 23:27

I have on more than one occasion texted someone inviting them round for a meal and then realised it had auto corrected to' neck'
Slightly awkward 🙂

vdbfamily · 04/04/2024 23:24

I was sent a condolence message from a friend after my brother died of a brain tumour. She was trying to say she had been thinking so much about dear William, but it corrected to " I have been thinking so much about dead William"
It actually made me laugh out loud but then I really really hoped she would never see what she had written as would probably feel awful.

Sallysslippers · 04/04/2024 23:23

After texting a client I clean for, I thought I was messaging my friend “uh the creepy twat is going to be in again, cba. Deffo replacing after Xmas.” Guess who got the text ….

irishmurdoch · 04/04/2024 23:20

Bluebellsinthewind · 04/04/2024 22:52

My dh and his dad have the same name. I sent dh a pic of my boobs with a filthy note. Yip I accidentally sent it to his dad Confused

I would have to get divorced- no other options Grin

Bluebellsinthewind · 04/04/2024 23:07

@HagBitch honestly I am still absolutely mortified and it was a couple of years ago now. We just all ignore it ever happened.

rainbowbee · 04/04/2024 22:57

Not me but a great big missive sent to our workplace about the seagulls on the roof which were a 'pubic health warning' 🤣

JustTalkToThem · 04/04/2024 22:56

I once sent a text message to a friend - “Are you going to Marks surprise party tonight?”

yup. Accidentally sent it to mark …. His GF never talked to me again.

HagBitch · 04/04/2024 22:56

Bluebellsinthewind · 04/04/2024 22:52

My dh and his dad have the same name. I sent dh a pic of my boobs with a filthy note. Yip I accidentally sent it to his dad Confused

This is awful 🤣. How do you cope with this?

Bluebellsinthewind · 04/04/2024 22:52

My dh and his dad have the same name. I sent dh a pic of my boobs with a filthy note. Yip I accidentally sent it to his dad Confused

Moonflower12 · 04/04/2024 22:44

Both of my worst ones have involved children.
At work one day one of the chickens in our petting area had died. Colleague texted another colleague to ask her to come and deal with the body of the children who'd died! We works in a nursery so she was understandably very worried!

And another was autocorrect again. I was writing a comforting message to a worried parent about her child's height/ weight ratio. My phone changed percentile to centipede every time. ' (Childs name) is on the 75th centipede!

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