Some more pirate ones...
What's a pirate's favourite band?
Arrrr-Harrrrr!
Favourite film?
Arrrrrrmageddon
A much longer joke that springs to mind is the coffin one. You can really embelish this one but it goes thus:
One night, a man walks home alone from the pub. He's had a few pints so a little sozzled but merry. The street is deserted. He hears a weird noise but doesn't bother looking. But the noise gets louder, so he turns around.
To his horror, he sees a coffin, upright and scraping along the road towards him. Now, he thinks maybe he's had one too many so rubs his eyes, thinking he's imagining things. But when he opens them again, the coffin is still there. Scrape....scrape.....
He walks quicker now, still thinking this is all a bad effect of the booze but as he quickens, so does the coffin. Scrape, scrape, scrape.
The man breaks out into a run now, his house nearby. He bursts through the door, locks it behind him. Safe at last he catches his breath.
CRASH. The coffin has burst through the front door. The man legs it upstairs, to the bathroom which has a lock.
Bang, bang, bang. The coffin is going upstairs also and crashes through the bathroom door with ease. It slows now, opening and closing its rotting lid as it approaches the terrified man.
The man grabs a bar of soap and throws it at the coffin to no avail. He grabs a towel and throws it again. Nothing.
Just as the coffin is upon him, in the last second, the man grabs a bottle of benylin and throws it at the coffin.
The coffin stops.