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Mishearing song lyrics

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Freeasabird76 · 06/03/2024 19:39

Just listened to Beyonce-texas hold emto have genuinely believed she was singing "Fuck Alexa" 😂.Anybody else got lyrics wrong?

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Sparklfairy · 06/03/2024 20:05

I did the Shania one too @JellyIegs and I was about 10 when it came out, all innocent but still knowing what it meant so I was horrified they allowed it on the radio Grin

the other one was Alanis morrissette you oughta know - instead of the cross I bear that you gave to me, I thought it was cross eyed bear. I thought it was some weird cuddly toy her ex had given her!

JellyIegs · 06/03/2024 20:01

Loads but I’d have to name change as I tell my friends my misheard lyrics! A couple of my more anonymous ones:

Katrina and the Waves, Walking on Sunshine: “'Cause I just can't wait till you ride me, you're coming around”

Shania Twain, That Don’t Impress Me Much:
”I cant believe you kiss your cock at night.”

Notimeforaname · 06/03/2024 20:01

A lot of people get this one but Golden brown. For years I thought it was "Lays me down, with my mancheerons". And thought what the fuck is a mancheeron?!

Hes singing "lays me down, with my mind, she runs" 🙄

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