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To think scrunch bum leggings look fucking shit

487 replies

shockwaze · 25/10/2023 20:35

Even the name is horrendous

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SurprisedWithAHorse · 17/02/2024 19:02

There's no way they should give you thrush if you're wearing clean underwear underneath them that isn't a thong or G string.

HazardLights · 17/02/2024 19:01

Newestname002 · 17/02/2024 14:59

Actually I think I'd wear them as shape wear to get a nice smooth line under my trousers/jeans. 🌹

And also, thrush.

Newestname002 · 17/02/2024 14:59

Actually I think I'd wear them as shape wear to get a nice smooth line under my trousers/jeans. 🌹

Allywill · 17/02/2024 13:00

Saw a 14 year old wearing a pair in the hairdressers. (Before anyone asks she told the hairdresser she was 14 so that’s how I know her age.) I have to say it was all I could do to keep my jaw from dropping at the view from the back. World gone mad.

Universalsnail · 17/02/2024 12:38

Depends on setting. I don't think they look good in Tescos but like at a dance class that's quite sexualised etc or something then sure I think they are fine.

PotOfViolas · 17/02/2024 12:23

This thread had one of my favourite Mumsnet posts about someone taking their elderly dad to Sainsburys and a woman wearing scrunch bum leggings bending over in front of him and him saying "Great Scott!" or similar.

Restingbitch2 · 17/02/2024 11:43

SundayMuddySunday · 17/02/2024 11:18

What’s BVU?

Being very unfair/unreasonable as in YABU (Mumsnet speak). I was only joking of course.

SundayMuddySunday · 17/02/2024 11:18

Restingbitch2 · 17/02/2024 08:10

Sunday, you are BVU to post here so it’s now on our feeds again, reminding us all of scrunch bums so early in the morning. 😂

What’s BVU?

zingally · 17/02/2024 10:22

I was thinking this only yesterday.

Waiting in the playground to collect my 2 from school, and happened to glance over at the mums waiting for the class next door. One mum was wearing a gray pair of these, then crouched down for a moment to fiddle with something in the basket of her buggy.
It was literally THE most unflattering angle I'd ever seen on anyone, ever. I felt like I could see right up her colon.

Katemax82 · 17/02/2024 09:29

Katemax82 · 17/02/2024 09:26

My husband has bought me about 8 pairs of these! I wear them to go cleaning (I'm a cleaner obvs) but wear a longish tee shirt with it

Ps I'm 41 so should know better, but my husband says they make my arse look great

Katemax82 · 17/02/2024 09:26

My husband has bought me about 8 pairs of these! I wear them to go cleaning (I'm a cleaner obvs) but wear a longish tee shirt with it

EchoFallz · 17/02/2024 09:19

i dunno , if you like the prolapse sphincter look

Brumbies · 17/02/2024 09:17

All leggings are gross, especially flesh coloured ones. Ugh

kcchiefette · 17/02/2024 08:53

StinkyWizzleteets · 17/02/2024 08:21

I just want to know if those who wear them without underwear (everyone according to my teen) don’t have the discharge that stains the fabric their cooch comes into contact with.

Probably not.

Misconception but minor staining is healthy because the vagina is naturally alkaline.

If they are going underwearless in sweaty gym gear, I doubt their vaginas are that healthy.

kcchiefette · 17/02/2024 08:51

The same girls wear these that also whine and complain that people are "leering" at them or looking at them.

Whatever happened to wearing normal leggings and a baggy top?!

StinkyWizzleteets · 17/02/2024 08:21

I just want to know if those who wear them without underwear (everyone according to my teen) don’t have the discharge that stains the fabric their cooch comes into contact with.

SilverBranchGoldenPears · 17/02/2024 08:15

Wtf

Why why why?
@SundayMuddySunday put those in the bin and stop yourself next time. No one wants to be reminded 🤢 😂

Restingbitch2 · 17/02/2024 08:10

SundayMuddySunday · 17/02/2024 06:18

So I bought a pair hoping they would look good and the scrunch seam doesn’t even go close to being up my bum. If anything out looks like I’m either wearing a nappy or have one huge buttock instead of two smaller ones. They’re my usual size 6. Am I supposed to go to a size?

Sunday, you are BVU to post here so it’s now on our feeds again, reminding us all of scrunch bums so early in the morning. 😂

malificent7 · 17/02/2024 06:33

Bums are in. The bigger the better. I have been trying to explain to dd that unless you are a certain body type, no amount of exercisebis going to result in one of those overly massive arses.
Thankfully she dosnt wear these leggins!

SundayMuddySunday · 17/02/2024 06:18

So I bought a pair hoping they would look good and the scrunch seam doesn’t even go close to being up my bum. If anything out looks like I’m either wearing a nappy or have one huge buttock instead of two smaller ones. They’re my usual size 6. Am I supposed to go to a size?

Shutthedoormargaret · 03/11/2023 17:46

It's skin coloured ones that get me. And those skin coloured unitards. Double take is an understatement. Personally I wouldn't, and I think they are somewhat attention seeking. But, I used to wear much more revealing things than I do now, and if I was 18 I'd probably have my pert bottom and scrunchy arse crack on parade too (so I could cringe about it years later, or admire my bottom...)

tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 03/11/2023 17:40

Ha! Yep seen those Grin

Sugarfree23 · 03/11/2023 17:28

tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 03/11/2023 16:24

These are deliberately designed to draw attention to one's arse hole, surely? Confused

That's exactly what they are designed to do.

Have you ever come across a cleverage quiz, where they crop the picture and you've to decide if they bum or boobs?

tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 03/11/2023 16:24

elephantblock · 01/11/2023 12:29

Make it stop

These are deliberately designed to draw attention to one's arse hole, surely? Confused

JFT · 02/11/2023 17:50

elephantblock · 01/11/2023 12:29

Make it stop

I feel sore just looking at this pic. Surely these things are really really uncomfortable and cause chaffing in unspeakable areas? Also thrush. I'll bet young women are getting all types of surgeries and labiaplasty so as to look 'normal' like a barbie doll in these garments.

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