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I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

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Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 11:48

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

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Sleepydoor · 04/07/2023 17:24

sonearly · 04/07/2023 17:17

Yeah. Also when you do something people of both sexes could (quite rightly) call the police on you both for doing in front of them without their wanting you to, that's a feminist issue apparently.

Get some standards was about right.

I'm not sure what you mean here but attending a private dwelling where you know a stripper is going to be removing his clothes does not bring the same public decency standards you have with a public place and then the flag is another factor.

hammie46i · 04/07/2023 17:22

Sleepydoor · 04/07/2023 17:15

How do you explain swingers clubs? Killing Kittens parties, etc.? Women being aroused by naked men and giving head around other people. Is this a class issue?

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I hope that no-one is killing kittens.

sonearly · 04/07/2023 17:20

There is a deep despair for humanity to be found when you see that 14%, though.

Maybe I'm just being a glass is 14% despair person. Could be worse.

sonearly · 04/07/2023 17:17

Yeah. Also when you do something people of both sexes could (quite rightly) call the police on you both for doing in front of them without their wanting you to, that's a feminist issue apparently.

Get some standards was about right.

TwoWorldsCollided · 04/07/2023 17:16

86% of posters think OP is being unreasonable so I don't think this thread suggests a great double standard whereby women think it's fine to cheat. Seems like not many are on OP's side so I don't know what all the posts saying it would be so different if it was a man are talking about?

Sleepydoor · 04/07/2023 17:15

hammie46i · 04/07/2023 16:24

I love men and I love sex.

But I don't find naked men arousing, especially not strange naked men with whipped cream on their cock.

I'm not saying all women are like me and no women have ever been turned on by the sight of a naked man, but I do find this thread unconvincing.

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How do you explain swingers clubs? Killing Kittens parties, etc.? Women being aroused by naked men and giving head around other people. Is this a class issue?

BansheeofInisherin · 04/07/2023 17:14

Swinging is absolutely fine. As long as OP's husband agrees to her swinging.

Definitely some very weird posts here, and there is an agenda. Because now giving a blow job to a strange man in public is "enjoying sex".

ThisIsNotThePostYourLookingFor · 04/07/2023 17:07

Jesus. It’s 2023 and women still cannot enjoy sex without being branded as mentally unwell or ‘cheap’ or think lowly of themselves.

@Anon1612 you and @BansheeofInisherin may wish to lie down in a dark room with some smelling salts once you hear that there are swingers clubs round the country where they hold ‘greedy girls’ sessions and people can watch!😮 and it’s verrrry popular.

hammie46i · 04/07/2023 16:26

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Get some standards.

hammie46i · 04/07/2023 16:24

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I love men and I love sex.

But I don't find naked men arousing, especially not strange naked men with whipped cream on their cock.

I'm not saying all women are like me and no women have ever been turned on by the sight of a naked man, but I do find this thread unconvincing.

sonearly · 04/07/2023 16:23

Sorry, massive 🇬🇧flag

sonearly · 04/07/2023 16:23

You sucked another man's penis in a public place full of witnesses who have a good idea who you are. If DH considers that cheating that's a massive red flag imo 😂

Crumpleton · 04/07/2023 16:11

Dalekjastninerels · 04/07/2023 15:36

Yes 😂

OP

What kind of BJ was it? A regular hand and mouth one or one of those gagging to the oesphagus ones we see in porn (he was a stripper) 😀

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Maybe he wasn't a stripper at all...

Could have been the JUST EAT delivery bloke ...
and OP misinterpreted..

Regholdsworthswaterbed · 04/07/2023 16:01

Take it to your grave. Telling your husband could ruin your marriage. Put it down to a stupid drunken mistake and try to forget it.

YoungerDryas · 04/07/2023 15:54

I wonder if there was a decision at the top when Anne Summers started advertising, to allow smutty fiction threads in an attempt to drive behaviours, which might make mners want to buy their naff tat? It’s such an obvious departure from their mission statement.

wombat1a · 04/07/2023 15:54

I guess if you consider that if your DH went to a stag do and got a 4 minute blowjob from a stripper is not cheating on you then you're in the clear. If however you'd consider that cheating then you have a problem.

DrSbaitso · 04/07/2023 15:49

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5128gap · 04/07/2023 15:44

ThinkTheresBeenAGlitch · 04/07/2023 15:10

You keep saying that disbelief is founded on a woman enjoying a sex act which is just ridiculous. Read the OP's posts, especially the final one which claims they've had so much support they feel validated in continuing to lie. Would the OP, if really in this situation, find this thread overwhelmingly supportive, @BigTitsMcStuffin ? No, of course not. If you believed it up til then, that was the clincher and made the agenda very plain. The bad writing made it fairly obvious before then - not bad because it said a woman can get horny, that's not the problem. But men have been coming on to MN since time immemorial writing really badly disguised wank fodder threads and you get a sense for them after a while! Plenty of genuine threads exist which discuss women's sexuality; this isn't one of them. And attempts to shut people down by accusing them of frigidity and pearl clutching is an example of misogyny, yes, and you've done plenty of that.

This.
We're getting them quite regularly of late. Always some scenario featuring an issue of typically male bad behaviour regurgitated with the sexes reversed.
Up next "My teen DS is scared to walk to school because groups of middle aged women in vans keep shouting lewd comments at him..."

YoungerDryas · 04/07/2023 15:43

5128gap · 04/07/2023 13:45

This thread has got to be one of the most blatant attempts to push the 'women are as bad as men' agenda I've seen on here so far.
I can't imagine a single person will have their existing views about the relative poor behaviour of men and women changed in the least by such poorly executed nonsense.
Our experience in the world informs our views. One tall tale about a woman behaving badly isn't going to wipe out decades of that.

Quite

YDBear · 04/07/2023 15:42

Are you insane? Why on earth would you ever tell him? If you feel guilty just accept that as a punishment for erring. If you think confessing will make you feel better, it might also wreck your life and his.

Dalekjastninerels · 04/07/2023 15:36

FrenchandSaunders · 04/07/2023 15:30

It’s still going 🤣🤣

Yes 😂

OP

What kind of BJ was it? A regular hand and mouth one or one of those gagging to the oesphagus ones we see in porn (he was a stripper) 😀

TheBadgersArse · 04/07/2023 15:34

Cracking entertainment😀

FrenchandSaunders · 04/07/2023 15:30

It’s still going 🤣🤣

Crumpleton · 04/07/2023 15:15

Come on OP update....is this post....
True/false/broken up from school early and bored already?

How do any of us know if the OP is male or female.

Close male friends have been known to go to hen party's. 🥳

How do we know if the OP isn't a man, men can have a DH to, and a guilty conscience.

5128gap · 04/07/2023 15:14

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I'm afraid I don't have one as I know nothing about it.