I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

It's not about her gaining anything.
It's about him knowing who he's married to.

Your DH doesn't need to know. Say nothing.

Ridiculous. It is classed as cheating. I'm not sure why when a guy does it, MN comes out screaming the girls dumb the lads but when it is switched around, it is okay and not cheating.

You sucked a stripper off. You cheated. Tell him and face the consequences.

There's no way this is true.

Keep quiet op, there's no point in telling your DH.
You need to learn to keep your mouth shut.
None of the below would happen if you kept/keep your mouth shut.
1: noshing off a stripper 😁
2: telling another hen
3: telling DH
Give yourself a break, keep shtum, if the other hen blabs, feign ingnorance, if the other hens suggest you were behind the flag for a while "yeah, I was just playing up to the audience, giving you hens something to laugh about, nothing happened, what do you take me for 😂"
Front it out, chin up, tits out.
Seriously, your punishment is the guilt and the thought that you noshed off a stripper, grim!
Anyway thanks for cheering up my Monday morning in the office

so if he goes to see a stripper and sucks her nipples or licks her between the legs, you're ok with it?

@Lostsoul0307 you’ve put me off my lunch.

I’m confused…..

So he was standing (?), sitting (?) whilst holding a giant flag in front of him, and one by own the women would go behind the flag with a can of cream and do whatever they wanted to do hidden from view? And crawl out from behind the flag when they were done so the next lady could take her turn?!

What the hell?

I can’t even imagine how this works.

And I can’t believe a stripper is allowed to let women perform oral sex on him as part of his job?

And as another poster said, god knows how many mouths his penis has been in, so perhaps you need to consider whether there are any health risks to you and ergo your partner too…

A 3-4 minute blow job is absolutely cheating

A quick lick of some cream that was on a penis, for 5-10 seconds whilst trying not to wet yourself from laughing is normal Hen Night antics, but what you did is a million miles away from that.

This is too disgusting to be true. You AND OTHER PEOPLE sucked off the same man?!
and on the vague possibility it is true, some posters are saying not to tell your husband?!
I’m no prude, and I love a booze up but this is beyond grim.
If true, sort yourself out and also set your husband free because unless he has similar morals to yourself, he deserves a lot better 🤢🤢🤢

On a practical note, you should get yourself checked out for an std, I bet he wasn't wearing a condom. You really need to be honest with your dh, it's all going to come out eventually anyway

Shit. No doubting you was pretty hammered.
Erm, was photos / videos taken?

I am of the honesty is the policy opinion always and am inclined to stick with this as this sort of shit always comes back to bite you on the arse. No pun intended.

Yep. Get your hard hat. He will not be impressed so good luck with it cos you’re going to need it.

And next time. Do NOT get quite so drunk that you do stupid things like this.

Nothing to be gained by telling him.
Just keep schtum

The double standards on mumsnet are incredible at times.. would you be giving a man the same advice to keep it from his partner? Didn’t think so..

Truth is, you have cheated and you HAVE hurt him by doing this, he just doesn’t know it yet, lying by omission is still lying and it’s disgusting, as was sucking off a stripper, especially after multiple women had done the same 🤮

I hope this is fake.

NOBODY finds a stripper and whipped cream "arousing".

That's gross! So you licked cream off his penis after all your friends had licked it too.

Got to say I LOVE all the “don’t say anything, it’s fine” posts. Imagine if OP was posting about the fact her husband went down on a female stripper and how the reactions would be different.

Lostsoul0307 is not lost anymore, she’s behind a union jack flag, sucking off a sex worker for 4 minutes. So classy 😄

Jesus fucking Christ.

If my partner put his tongue on anyone else's vagina for 3-4 seconds I would lose my fucking mind and he would be out of here, let alone 3-4 minutes.

You have cheated OP. You have to tell him.

Also, get yourself some new friends whilst you are at it. I cannot believe a group of grown women took it in turns to go behind a flag and lick cream off of a strippers penis. Grim.

Yep a man because if the assumption that a working stripper is somehow aroused enough to just stand there and WANT a blowjob off all these women. That’s because men think that female strippers fancy them too, it’s the same chain of thought. In fact generally female strippers are just thinking oh good, ten more minutes of endurance for this sad fuck man here and that’s the council tax paid. One more dance and I’ll go all out at aldi tonight. Etc.

You don't consider giving a stranger a blow job cheating? Wow...

Yeah pretty sure a man giving oral to a female stripper would be cheating and his partner would be advised to leave

not sure why it’s different the other way round

It's a woman, that's why. If a man had gone down on a female stripper at a stag do, people would not be falling over themselves excusing it.

It's cheating. OP gotta hope there are no media of it, I guess. Or, she could be honest with her husband.

Are you saying that numerous women in your group licked cream off a strippers penis? Seems unlikely.