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I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

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Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 11:48

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

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isthismylifenow · 03/07/2023 12:48

ShirleyPhallus · 03/07/2023 12:44

I think my favourite post is the one that said that the stripper might report OP for going too far. Who to?! 101??

😂

This is MN after all.

GoodChat · 03/07/2023 12:48

HeadacheEarthquake · 03/07/2023 12:47

Hanging around for the deletion message Wine

Surprised the thread lasted longer than 20 minutes and annoyed I believed it!

AnonKat · 03/07/2023 12:47

purplepencilcase · 03/07/2023 12:44

I don't class that as cheating at all! I wouldn't tell him, what good would possibly come from it?

So you'd be happy for your husband or partner to give oral sex to a women for 4 minutes?

Unless you have an open relationship then that's cheating for alot of people.

HeadacheEarthquake · 03/07/2023 12:47

Hanging around for the deletion message Wine

FreyafromLondon · 03/07/2023 12:47

purplepencilcase · 03/07/2023 12:44

I don't class that as cheating at all! I wouldn't tell him, what good would possibly come from it?

🤣🤣 giving a random bloke a BJ isn't cheating?!? I'd hate to be your husband

DrSbaitso · 03/07/2023 12:47

Here for the deletion message.

sandyhappypeople · 03/07/2023 12:47

purplepencilcase · 03/07/2023 12:44

I don't class that as cheating at all! I wouldn't tell him, what good would possibly come from it?

You wouldn’t class giving another bloke a blow job cheating?

Beachbreak2411 · 03/07/2023 12:47

So grim!! Why on Earth would you do this? And In a room with other people? What kind of a sordid hen do was it? Yuck. It absolutely is cheating. If a man did similar to a female stripper he’d be getting torn to shreds on here! Hope your husband has higher standards than you do! How can you show your face at the wedding with them all knowing what you did… because they will know!

Bananabedhead · 03/07/2023 12:46

I read some grim shit on n MN but this is rank.
A stranger's knob, previously sucked by your mates, so all with their spit on it mixed with cream and probably pre cum.
Vileness aside, yep it's cheating.

Wizzbangfizz · 03/07/2023 12:46

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this thread has cheered up my Monday lunchtime no end 🍿

Haveallthesongsbeenwritten · 03/07/2023 12:46

SliceOfCakeCupOfTea · 03/07/2023 12:44

So the stripper was completely, bollock naked, holding a massive flag and deposited a small amount of whipped cream on his penis and invited you all, one by one, to go and lick it off?

Firstly, it would be obvious to anyone that some people were taking it too far if some were back there for 5 minutes...if nothing else, what was everyone else doing? Waiting in a queue?
Secondly, please tell me at least some of the attendees didn't do it?

This is clearly a troll.

GoodChat · 03/07/2023 12:46

purplepencilcase · 03/07/2023 12:44

I don't class that as cheating at all! I wouldn't tell him, what good would possibly come from it?

Are you just responding to the OP or did you read the updates?

BlueLiquid · 03/07/2023 12:45

How is giving a random guy a blow job NOT cheating?

Pinkfluff76 · 03/07/2023 12:45

What is you telling him going to achieve other than getting rid of your guilt? You’re being very selfish. You did a stupid thing. You’re a grown up. Deal with it.

cigarettesNalcohol · 03/07/2023 12:45

But surely @Lostsoul0307 no one in the group is going to say anything because you were all involved and you weren't the only one who participated? So it's in everyone's interest to keep quiet about it ?

JeandeServiette · 03/07/2023 12:45

 @PookieHook Grin

ThinkTheresBeenAGlitch · 03/07/2023 12:44

TeddySunflowers · 03/07/2023 12:41

I think spending 3-4 minutes sucking a stripper off is firstly gross and secondly I would count that as cheating. If my husband spent 3-4 licking a strippers clit then I'd be very upset. Your husband might give you some leeway because it was a hen party but he needs to know. Especially when a whole room of hens already know.

Am I a prude because I just can't imagine ever wanting to suck a strangers cock in the middle of a messy hen party 🤮 or any strange cock for that matter.

You aren't a prude; you are a normal woman who actually exists rather than a panting caricature dreamed up in an incel's feverish imagination. Don't worry!

purplepencilcase · 03/07/2023 12:44

I don't class that as cheating at all! I wouldn't tell him, what good would possibly come from it?

SliceOfCakeCupOfTea · 03/07/2023 12:44

So the stripper was completely, bollock naked, holding a massive flag and deposited a small amount of whipped cream on his penis and invited you all, one by one, to go and lick it off?

Firstly, it would be obvious to anyone that some people were taking it too far if some were back there for 5 minutes...if nothing else, what was everyone else doing? Waiting in a queue?
Secondly, please tell me at least some of the attendees didn't do it?

ShirleyPhallus · 03/07/2023 12:44

I think my favourite post is the one that said that the stripper might report OP for going too far. Who to?! 101??

PookieHook · 03/07/2023 12:44

JeandeServiette · 03/07/2023 12:43

Wow. That's not a text anyone wants to get on a Monday lunchtime.

Good luck.

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Especially if the DH is eating a hot dog for lunch

Whelm · 03/07/2023 12:44

I'm not sure which is worse;
drunken women don't respond to very fit, baby-oiled men with large willies, health and safety would never sign-off on an unscaffolded erection, or the OP can't be very good.
The men use vacuum pumps to exaggerate their natural qualities and some form of cock-ring to maintain the erection - they might even be gay but like the attention and the tax-free income.
If you're in Yorkshire maybe a team of MN investigators could check these chaps out: https://www.party-strip.co.uk/male_strippers.php?S=9&A=Yorkshire%20-%20North&T=York - one at least is a patriotic fella.
@Lostsoul0307 Keep quiet, your husband doesn't deserve the disapointment, the guilt is yours to bear alone, but cut yourself some slack. No matter how long your colleagues spend behind the flag, most will feel embarrassed and foolish.

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LadyH846 · 03/07/2023 12:44

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 12:40

Update I've ripped the plaster off but gone slightly cowardly I've messaged DH

Sure you did, OP.

Comedycook · 03/07/2023 12:44

UndercoverCop · 03/07/2023 12:42

I'm no prude and had a relatively wild youth, but I've never been to a hen do where it's normal to queue up to lick the stripper's penis

Is there nothing we have to queue for nowadays!

Hoppinggreen · 03/07/2023 12:43

Dindundundundeeer · 03/07/2023 12:22

I remember a friend doing this, I was genuinely shocked that she'd suck some randoms dick. He lifted the cover to reveal her very vigorous efforts! That night was an eye opener for me.

Now is the time to keep your mouth firmly shut OP!

I think that ship has sailed

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