Page 26 | I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

Lostsoul0307 · 2023-07-03T10:48:58+00:00

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible. I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should. I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

strawberrywhisk · 03/07/2023 12:58

BadNomad · 03/07/2023 12:56

Whipped cream? No wonder there is an obesity crisis.

At least it wasn't clotted cream😈😅😅😅

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 03/07/2023 12:57

FreyafromLondon · 03/07/2023 12:32

GRIM 🤮 Sucking off a random stripper that has had all your mates tongues around as well?! Vile.
Also so OP you can't have been that good... 3-4 minutes without stopping most men would ejaculate. Unless he did in your mouth 🤢

Male sex workers train themselves to hold back.

Dalekjastninerels · 03/07/2023 12:57

BadNomad · 03/07/2023 12:56

Whipped cream? No wonder there is an obesity crisis.

Only if she swallowed😆

bibbityboppityboo · 03/07/2023 12:57

ShirleyPhallus · 03/07/2023 12:53

It’s actually not a Union Jack unless it’s at sea though right?

This is what I wanted to clarify 😂

Was it a stripper boat?

OP what you did was disgusting, you surely know that. Also 3-4 minutes is not really a quick mistake, it's honestly grim.

If your husband gave a stripper oral for 4 minutes to get some whipped cream off her minge would you find it so arousing?

Whelm · 03/07/2023 12:57

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 03/07/2023 12:52

three to four minutes !?

that’s enough to enact a denoument for some guys in the um hands of someone skilled at this metier. quite an investment in a cock I’d say.

3-4 seconds is plausibly a throwaway drunken gobble.

Well, that's the last time I use metier in a job interview.

BansheeofInisherin · 03/07/2023 12:56

Dalekjastninerels · 03/07/2023 12:53

😂

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You win the thread, @BlueLiquid 😁

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standardduck · 03/07/2023 12:56

GonnaGetGoingReturns · 03/07/2023 12:50

This has definitely happened on a few hen nights I’ve been on and general consensus is don’t break girl code and tell on you. Some even think if they guess or know their DH/SO has done it then what’s good for the goose is good for the gander!

There’s always one who goes too far too!

I haven’t heard of it getting out in my friends group apart from general gossip but I have heard of one friend of a friend who fell out with her best mate and told her DH about such an act who then told his best mate whose was best mate of friend who noshed on stripper’s knob. As far as I know friend who was told on just styled it out denied having done it and as her best mate was no longer her best mate and had always been considered a bitch/liar her DH thought it was all lies.

OP, honestly I personally wouldn’t worry too much about it. I would however be aware that this is and can be the sort of thing than can be gossiped about and dragged up years later so maybe think of an excuse/lie for your DH in case that happens.

I mean if you did tell him why would you tell him, what good what it do? Do you know a good divorce lawyer?

Years ago in my clubbing days I went back with 2 men I sort of knew to their house. One was fairly sexy in fact he looked like Dmitry for Deelite! I ended up giving him a BJ in the kitchen which his mate never saw. However I then stayed with the friend downstairs, “Dmitry” went home and I honestly did nothing. Stayed over no sex etc but he gave me his number on a post it note. A week later I rang it and we ended up dating for about 18 months. I saw “Dmitry” who was his best mate out and about but we never talked about my BJ and I don’t think he told his mate. Yes it wasn’t my finest hour but I’d had Ecstasy and coke and was a bit of a wild child/woman!

If I’d ended up marrying the above man I wouldn’t have told him but equally if his friend had told him I’d either deny or lie. But I wasn’t in a relationship with either then so didn’t really do anything wrong…

I have been on tame life drawing hen nights too!

Wow, you and your friends sound real classy.

BadNomad · 03/07/2023 12:56

Whipped cream? No wonder there is an obesity crisis.

SapphosRock · 03/07/2023 12:55

Can you screen shot the text taking out any identifying details?

I'd like to see how you phrased it.

redskytwonight · 03/07/2023 12:54

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 12:53

I didn't tell the full story but that I'd done something wrong and needed to talk

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In response to the "how do I tell DH" question, I would put "sending him a text saying you'd done something wrong and need to talk" quite low down on the list of options.

LittleLegsKeepGoing · 03/07/2023 12:54

ShirleyPhallus · 03/07/2023 12:53

It’s actually not a Union Jack unless it’s at sea though right?

Beat me to it - specifically on a warship at sea.

FastBlueHedgehog · 03/07/2023 12:54

ShirleyPhallus · 03/07/2023 12:53

It’s actually not a Union Jack unless it’s at sea though right?

OP please give back and say you were on a boat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

isthismylifenow · 03/07/2023 12:54

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 03/07/2023 12:52

three to four minutes !?

that’s enough to enact a denoument for some guys in the um hands of someone skilled at this metier. quite an investment in a cock I’d say.

3-4 seconds is plausibly a throwaway drunken gobble.

I pondered whether the amount of minutes might also be a bit of a tall story.... or a typo which should have said seconds.....

As y'know, don't want this to be a stealth boast post, but.......

ShirleyPhallus · 03/07/2023 12:53

It’s actually not a Union Jack unless it’s at sea though right?

Original poster

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 12:53

aperolspritzbasicbitch · 03/07/2023 12:50

I kinda believed it until the 'sent him a text' update 🤣

I didn't tell the full story but that I'd done something wrong and needed to talk

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Namechange828492 · 03/07/2023 12:53

Although maybe you could all do a re-enactment on the groom after the first dance.?

Dalekjastninerels · 03/07/2023 12:53

BlueLiquid · 03/07/2023 12:49

And canned whipped cream is fuuuuuuuullllll of sugar. Do you not care about your teeth, OP?

We’ve lost sight of what a normal hen party is.

😂

VasariMichelangelo · 03/07/2023 12:53

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 12:42

I never said all did

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I believe this happened. I have (unfortunately) been at events that had a stripper. It's not my thing at all so left early on both occasions, but you should have seen how some of the others behaved.

One actually got kicked out because she wouldn't stop groping the guy. Personally I can't think of anything less arousing but a lot of others like it.

Prettylittleroses · 03/07/2023 12:52

Hbh17 · 03/07/2023 12:51

It was nothing.... a bit of silliness that went too far. You really don't need to tell your husband, for goodness sake!

You think blowing a stranger is just a bit of silliness? So if your husband did similar you’d be all that’s all right, I often do the same and consuder it a bit of silliness?

L1342 · 03/07/2023 12:52

GonnaGetGoingReturns · 03/07/2023 12:50

This has definitely happened on a few hen nights I’ve been on and general consensus is don’t break girl code and tell on you. Some even think if they guess or know their DH/SO has done it then what’s good for the goose is good for the gander!

There’s always one who goes too far too!

I haven’t heard of it getting out in my friends group apart from general gossip but I have heard of one friend of a friend who fell out with her best mate and told her DH about such an act who then told his best mate whose was best mate of friend who noshed on stripper’s knob. As far as I know friend who was told on just styled it out denied having done it and as her best mate was no longer her best mate and had always been considered a bitch/liar her DH thought it was all lies.

OP, honestly I personally wouldn’t worry too much about it. I would however be aware that this is and can be the sort of thing than can be gossiped about and dragged up years later so maybe think of an excuse/lie for your DH in case that happens.

I mean if you did tell him why would you tell him, what good what it do? Do you know a good divorce lawyer?

Years ago in my clubbing days I went back with 2 men I sort of knew to their house. One was fairly sexy in fact he looked like Dmitry for Deelite! I ended up giving him a BJ in the kitchen which his mate never saw. However I then stayed with the friend downstairs, “Dmitry” went home and I honestly did nothing. Stayed over no sex etc but he gave me his number on a post it note. A week later I rang it and we ended up dating for about 18 months. I saw “Dmitry” who was his best mate out and about but we never talked about my BJ and I don’t think he told his mate. Yes it wasn’t my finest hour but I’d had Ecstasy and coke and was a bit of a wild child/woman!

If I’d ended up marrying the above man I wouldn’t have told him but equally if his friend had told him I’d either deny or lie. But I wasn’t in a relationship with either then so didn’t really do anything wrong…

I have been on tame life drawing hen nights too!

This thread has gone fucking wild

IDontLoveTheWayYouLie · 03/07/2023 12:52

YoungerDryas · 03/07/2023 12:51

Are we sure OP is a woman? Could be a same sex marriage?

Does it matter? They still shouldn't have had a different cock in their mouth.

Namechange828492 · 03/07/2023 12:52

I don't know one friend let alone 20 that would publicly lick a cheesey community dick.

FYI OP this is not what women do on hen dos🤣

FOJN · 03/07/2023 12:52

aperolspritzbasicbitch · 03/07/2023 12:50

I kinda believed it until the 'sent him a text' update 🤣

Yeah, no one can be that stupid or selfish.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 03/07/2023 12:52

three to four minutes !?

that’s enough to enact a denoument for some guys in the um hands of someone skilled at this metier. quite an investment in a cock I’d say.

3-4 seconds is plausibly a throwaway drunken gobble.