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I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

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Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 11:48

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

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Hadjab · 03/07/2023 13:04

I'm confused as to why posters are saying this wouldn't happen in real life? I went to a hen do in 2019, where the B2B's MOH had organised three nude butlers, one of whom was the stripper for the night. He did indeed do the cream thing, and there was definitely some noshing going on. The majority of us did not partake as it was beyond cringe, but at least three women did, the B2B, her MOH and a random. The MOH then went on to do some lines of coke and had sex with one of the other butlers, in the bathroom.

brunettemic · 03/07/2023 13:04

ShirleyPhallus · 03/07/2023 12:53

It’s actually not a Union Jack unless it’s at sea though right?

Presumably he was at full mast though?

isthismylifenow · 03/07/2023 13:04

OP. did he supply the whipped cream?

Did you have to fill out a dietary restrictions form in advance?

Hoping no dairy intolerant folk were present.

aflix · 03/07/2023 13:04

20 people in a holiday cottage? Blimey.

Irequireausername · 03/07/2023 13:04

TheCosmosIsMine · 03/07/2023 13:03

where do you live? under a rock? 😂

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AccidentallySuckedTheStrippersDick · 03/07/2023 13:04

@FreyafromLondon

I'm shocked it wasn't already taken to be honest 🍆 💦 💋

DrSbaitso · 03/07/2023 13:04

strawberrywhisk · 03/07/2023 13:03

Didn't realise people actually used that term anymore

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The word is dated, but misogynistic sex shaming has been around since year dot.

TheCosmosIsMine · 03/07/2023 13:03

strawberrywhisk · 03/07/2023 13:03

Didn't realise people actually used that term anymore

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where do you live? under a rock? 😂

strawberrywhisk · 03/07/2023 13:03

TheCosmosIsMine · 03/07/2023 13:01

Jeez, who knew there were so many slags about🙄

Didn't realise people actually used that term anymore

DrSbaitso · 03/07/2023 13:03

Please, everyone, stop sharing your own experiences. This is about OP's situation and I'm sure OP really, really doesn't want to hear about all the casual blowjobs you've given. Not in the slightest. Not at all. Nuh uh.

FreyafromLondon · 03/07/2023 13:02

AccidentallySuckedTheStrippersDick · 03/07/2023 13:01

Can't be that good? Not all men ejaculate through oral sex and a male stripper will often have an elastic band around the base of the shaft to help delay things and keep it engorged.... plus they have got to be totally desensitised due to all the drunk hens taking turns drinking all over their gentleman's vegetables and polishing their helmet surely?

Nice username

TheCosmosIsMine · 03/07/2023 13:01

Jeez, who knew there were so many slags about🙄

AccidentallySuckedTheStrippersDick · 03/07/2023 13:01

Can't be that good? Not all men ejaculate through oral sex and a male stripper will often have an elastic band around the base of the shaft to help delay things and keep it engorged.... plus they have got to be totally desensitised due to all the drunk hens taking turns drinking all over their gentleman's vegetables and polishing their helmet surely?

Dalekjastninerels · 03/07/2023 13:01

BadNomad · 03/07/2023 12:58

All that salt is bad for the heart too. The NHS is also in crisis.

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IAmAnIdiot123 · 03/07/2023 13:01

Bloody hell OP! I'm very chilled about a lot of this sort of thing (probably because my partner isn't a man who would ever watch a stripper and we have been together since we were teens so never given it much thought, but still) but I would go absolutely ape shit if I found out he had licked cream off of a strippers vulva!

I would absolutely have joked about noshing off the guy but my mouth would have ended up nowhere near his actual dick!

I thought you meant off his belly or something in your first message! And lots of your mates had also put their mouths there? Were you all queued up in anticipation of getting on your knees behind the union jack? I can't get the scenario straighy in my head how this ever happened.

Purtyburty · 03/07/2023 13:00

My instinct tells me this story is a wind up! You were behind a flag for 3-4 minutes and nobody knew what you were doing?

If not, then yes it is cheating, and I would have to tell my partner. I can see you have messaged your DP- let us know how it goes.

strawberrywhisk · 03/07/2023 13:00

Namechange828492 · 03/07/2023 12:52

I don't know one friend let alone 20 that would publicly lick a cheesey community dick.

FYI OP this is not what women do on hen dos🤣

I've known a few

Bananabedhead · 03/07/2023 13:00

Miss = mods

ErniesGhostlyGoldTops · 03/07/2023 12:59

I've been to two male stripper events. The first was just funny. The second, this went on for sure.

Bananabedhead · 03/07/2023 12:59

I think the mums net miss must be on lunch, this thread is lasting way to long, just like OPs blow job

WildFlowerBees · 03/07/2023 12:59

Christ are strippers still doing the whipped cream on the penis trick? Misses the point. Personally I think you should tell him. Imagine if your partner went to a stripper and gave her oral sex albeit not the full shebang?

putthatdownsteve · 03/07/2023 12:59

I went to a hen party like that years ago.

I was single but noped out and went and sat outside because it was so grim.

I saw Sarah from accounts licking someone’s dick before I left. I had to sit across from her in a meeting the next week
and all I could see was her, cream around her lips, top pulled down going at him like woody the woodpecker.

I am no prude but sucking a strippers cock in a room full of friends and work colleagues is a step too far for me.

Carpediemmakeitcount · 03/07/2023 12:59

I've lived a sheltered life.

MeMyCatsAndMyBooks · 03/07/2023 12:58

This can't be real surely, blowing a stripper for 3-4 minutes? 😂 who even finds a stripper arrousing! Higher your standards op lol.

BadNomad · 03/07/2023 12:58

Dalekjastninerels · 03/07/2023 12:57

Only if she swallowed😆

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All that salt is bad for the heart too. The NHS is also in crisis.

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