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I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

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Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 11:48

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

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Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 14:44

KarmaStar · 03/07/2023 14:43

So what was the point of this post then?🙄

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Honestly I'm not sure but there is enough support for me to keep quiet and deal with my internal guilt and shame

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KarmaStar · 03/07/2023 14:43

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 14:05

I chickened out and told him something else that's much more low key - it might be wrong but what good can come of telling him

So what was the point of this post then?🙄

FOJN · 03/07/2023 14:43

BlueLiquid · 03/07/2023 14:37

I look forward to hearing how you fare with the panel beater.

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It's only a scratch she can ask for a quick touch up.

aperolspritzbasicbitch · 03/07/2023 14:43

Tempted to text my DP and ask if he'd rather I a) suck a already well moistened strippers cock for 3-4 minutes, or b) scratch the car.

JudgeAnderson · 03/07/2023 14:40

I can think of few things less arousing than what you've described, OP. Grim, yes. Seedy, sordid, sad, tawdry, pathetic.... arousing, no.

LaylaLjungberg · 03/07/2023 14:39

CharityJane · 03/07/2023 14:24

Just tell him it was an accident - you tripped over the end of the flag and as you fell forward you opened your mouth to cry out in fear but inadvertently landed on a cream-covered knob. We’ve all done it.

This is the only way forward.

KarmaStar · 03/07/2023 14:39

Thinking about it from my pov,i.e. Would I want to know,tor be happier not knowing,I would rather know then weigh up for myself.
Ask yourself why you went the extra mile .Think of questions your dh is likely to ask and have honest answers ready,don't give him lame responses or blame him.
You stand to lose an awful lot from this so really think about why you took park and why you kept going.
And get checked out for sti.I've never seen a private stripper so no idea if having oral sex is part of the job,but you really don't know him or where is wotsit has been.
Maybe you can learn something about yourself from this.

GoodChat · 03/07/2023 14:37

You're on form today @BlueLiquid 🤣🤣🤣

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BlueLiquid · 03/07/2023 14:37

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 14:12

About a scratch on the car I did last week, lame I know. I've told him nothing to do with the weekend

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I look forward to hearing how you fare with the panel beater.

Blossomtoes · 03/07/2023 14:37

StellaJohanna · 03/07/2023 14:34

How disgusting, Peer pressure got the better of you? If you tell your husband, he'll be off. If you don't tell him, he WILL find out eventually. YUK

How do you know he’ll be off? We don’t all give up on a marriage for a drunken indiscretion.

overthinkersanonnymus · 03/07/2023 14:36

@ShirleyPhallus the devils in the detail shirl 😂😂

I ask because sometimes your brain can make things seem 10x worse than they actually were in reality, especially if you're drunk.

There is no way in this earth a group of 20 other women would sit and say nothing, whilst someone sucked a stripper off, in front of them. For 3-4 minutes!!!

You can literally make a cup of tea in that time.

Dalekjastninerels · 03/07/2023 14:35

DrSbaitso · 03/07/2023 14:32

I think it's Yiddish, so pretty old.

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Since 1870's.

StellaJohanna · 03/07/2023 14:34

How disgusting, Peer pressure got the better of you? If you tell your husband, he'll be off. If you don't tell him, he WILL find out eventually. YUK

GoodChat · 03/07/2023 14:34

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 14:05

I chickened out and told him something else that's much more low key - it might be wrong but what good can come of telling him

He can make a conscious decision as to whether to continue a marriage with a cheat?

Gazelda · 03/07/2023 14:34

If my DW came home from a hen weekend and texted to say they'd done something bad and needed it to talk, I sure as hell wouldn't believe they wanted to confess to a car scratch.

I'd be messaging all the other hens/partners of hens to see whether there was any gossip about the stripper's flag. I might or might not get a straight reply, but the fallout is inevitable.

And if I found out she'd given the stripper a BJ, I'd be kicking her arse out the house.

DrSbaitso · 03/07/2023 14:32

aflix · 03/07/2023 13:34

I've learnt something from this thread....the word noshing. How long's it been called that?

I think it's Yiddish, so pretty old.

ChaToilLeam · 03/07/2023 14:30

Well, it was cheating, and thoroughly skeevy (assuming this is for real). Yuck.

If my DP did anything like this I’d be bloody furious and very very hurt. Your poor DH.

AllOfThemWitches · 03/07/2023 14:28

My dp would sure as hell class this as cheating and so would I, even if it was just a lick. .

isthismylifenow · 03/07/2023 14:25

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 14:12

About a scratch on the car I did last week, lame I know. I've told him nothing to do with the weekend

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It was one hell of a week for you wasn't it OP.

CharityJane · 03/07/2023 14:24

Just tell him it was an accident - you tripped over the end of the flag and as you fell forward you opened your mouth to cry out in fear but inadvertently landed on a cream-covered knob. We’ve all done it.

DunkFriesinShake · 03/07/2023 14:20

Physical100 · 03/07/2023 14:20

Don't tell him for goodness sake - just learn from your mistakes. Ride the situation out, no good will come from it. Too many holier than thou people on here!

Like you, you mean?

Physical100 · 03/07/2023 14:20

Don't tell him for goodness sake - just learn from your mistakes. Ride the situation out, no good will come from it. Too many holier than thou people on here!

C1N1C · 03/07/2023 14:20

So many hypocritical scummy women in here.

A man so much as likes an Instagram model's pic and he's sleeze, red flag, dtb... but a woman sucks a dick and it's 'move on, we all make mistakes'

Hankunamatata · 03/07/2023 14:19

So you all went behind the flag and gave the stripper a blow job. Bloody weird

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